Varric - Attention

Behold, everyone’s favourite crossbow! (ft. Varric)

And now it’s time for Silly Animatics with Lava, the part of the show where Lava shows up and gives you a silly animatic

(The beans are obsessed with Moana 2 right now and I felt like the song was very Varric)

Appreciating his existence

I didn’t need to be called out like this todayyy

Are they……. you know…….. [mimes listening to a narrative horror podcast] asexual?

The Black Stag

Someone out there probably needs this in their feed.

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mods are asleep, post silver fox Varric

Varric: A giant hole in the sky.

Warden: A cult who thought Andraste was reincarnated as a dragon and guarded the temple containing her ashes.

Varric: Blighted lyrium that turns people to stone and makes shit float around.

Warden: A dragon made of lightning

Varric: ... That breathed lightning?

Warden: That too.

Varric: ... A Qunari invasion. Two of them.

Warden: A forest of sentient trees inhabited by a tribe of werewolves that are the product of a curse laid down by a Dalish Keeper

Varric: You're just making this up now.

Maker he’s so 🩶🤍