Holy Shit I Was Playing DAI Yesterday, Varric Got KOed, And I Shit You Not Bull Shouted DWARF ON THE

I’ve been playing Dragon Age Inquisition again after finishing Veilguard and oh boy, I wasn’t expecting to cry over silly party banter. There are so many little moments like these. ;-;

Varric - Attention

Transcript:

Varric: If there's one thing I know, it's how to get an asshole's attention!

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Dragon Age Inquisition

I asked Varric if he wanted to hang out and he said he was too busy conditioning his chest hair.

In another life 🫶🏼💙

Someone out there probably needs this in their feed.

Behold, everyone’s favourite crossbow! (ft. Varric)

Hawke: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large box.

Varric: Fenris said “I love you,” and you said “thanks,” didn’t you?

Hawke: The reasons are PERSONAL!

Varric: Great, we’re in the Deep Roads. I feel myself getting dwarfier by the minute. Did I just sprout a beard?    

Varric: (Sighs.) I hate caves.

Cassandra: Yes, yes. You hate the Deep Roads, and caves, and the outdoors.

Iron Bull: And slopes. Uneven ground. The dark. Pretty much all kinds of weather.

Blackwall: Also quiet. Most kinds of smells. Rain. Water in general.

Sera: And everything that isn’t hearing himself talk.

Cole: The smell of the sea. “Who made the ground vertical?” Mountains covered in the dead.

Dorian: Orlesian cafes. Taverns that are too tidy. Slopes of greater than ten degrees.

Vivienne: And Orlesians, Fereldans, Nevarrans, mages, Templars, the entire Merchants Guild, nugs.

Varric: Look, I have to complain, or you’ll forget I’m even here and trip over me! I’m providing a service.

DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION | REPLAY ➤ “I know how much you hated leaving Kirkwall.”

i just love him so much 😩❤️