So I can’t be the only varric lover that has recently gone from “are they finally going to let me fuck that dwarf” to “oh they’re killing him” in the last few days and is feeling unreasonable levels of grief, right
Not me replaying da2 for some copium after finishing veilguard
Varric's room - The Hanged Man
I need to learn how to get voice lines like this lol I would go through da2, Inquisition, and veilguard just for varric's lines to hoard them
I cannot believe we found you. I thought I'd never see you again.
Rook… You're impossible. It's what I love about you.
You're here. You're really here. I swear.
I do. I know exactly how to feel.
Never
Varric: Great, we’re in the Deep Roads. I feel myself getting dwarfier by the minute. Did I just sprout a beard?
Varric: (Sighs.) I hate caves.
Cassandra: Yes, yes. You hate the Deep Roads, and caves, and the outdoors.
Iron Bull: And slopes. Uneven ground. The dark. Pretty much all kinds of weather.
Blackwall: Also quiet. Most kinds of smells. Rain. Water in general.
Sera: And everything that isn’t hearing himself talk.
Cole: The smell of the sea. “Who made the ground vertical?” Mountains covered in the dead.
Dorian: Orlesian cafes. Taverns that are too tidy. Slopes of greater than ten degrees.
Vivienne: And Orlesians, Fereldans, Nevarrans, mages, Templars, the entire Merchants Guild, nugs.
Varric: Look, I have to complain, or you’ll forget I’m even here and trip over me! I’m providing a service.
One of my lovely patreons requested Varric last month and im still super pleased with how he came out! <3
Reblog to cuddle the dwarf.
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No one:
Not a single soul:
Not even Hornet Head:
The Man from the Railroad: