In Another Life 🫶🏼💙

- You know, with Hawke we have never use to crawl around cliffs or jump of the mountains. Seriously! Not once! Always on the road, nice and mostly steady on the feet. And Inquisitor? It's like he is a mountain goat or something! Could he, at least for one day, not run onto anything?! Do you think it's Circle thing?(Varric)

- Yah, probably that, but I blame Dorian(Sera)

- Sparkle? Why's that?(Varric)

- He must do a really shitty job bedding Trevelyan if he can run around like that(Sera)

*scandalized noise*

*Dorian greatly disapprove*

Kisses for the Dwarven Storyteller (Varric)

...is now available on Nexus Mods!

The road to Valentine's Day is paved with kisses! February 9th is a day for Varric!

Nexus Mods :: Dragon Age: Inquisition

Kisses for the Dwarven Storyteller (Varric)

The road to Valentine's Day is paved with kisses! February 9th is a day for Varric!

Don’t forget this panel from earlier on the same page! This whole page is gold tbh lol

Bottom growth is one of the things I’m personally looking forward to and tbh im getting impatient 😭 progress is sooo sloooow

i hate how most of the time when ppl talk about bottom growth its to be like "ewww that's icky 🤢🤢 i wouldn't wanna change anything.... down there! haha weird"

fuck off, i love my lil t dick. he's so cute, and getting to say you have a micro penis is peak comedic opportunity. u don't want one? that's super heckin valid my dude, but stop saying my body is gross 🥰🥰

i just love him so much 😩❤️

WHAT DO YOU MEAN VARRIC HAD BANTER WITH THE OTHERS 😭

I'm pretending and planning an immediate ending 'cause I'm all choked up in the middle of a fall. | ❝ snow song ❞ by blake rouse.

Holy shit i was playing DAI yesterday, Varric got KOed, and i shit you not Bull shouted DWARF ON THE ROCKS at the top of his lungs?????? I couldn't fucking believe it, so i pulled up his dialogue, AND NOT ONLY DOES HE SAY THAT,

BUT HE ONLY MAKES A PUN WITH V A R R I C

Varric

Other refs:

Rook: The Player's Character

Harding: The Scout

Neve: The Detective

Emmrich: The Necromancer

Taash: The Dragon Hunter

Davrin: The Warden

Bellara: The Veil Jumper

Lucanis: The Mage Killer

Varric: The Silver Fox [you're here]

I need to learn how to get voice lines like this lol I would go through da2, Inquisition, and veilguard just for varric's lines to hoard them

I cannot believe we found you. I thought I'd never see you again.

Rook… You're impossible. It's what I love about you.

You're here. You're really here. I swear.

I do. I know exactly how to feel.

Never