Don’t Forget This Panel From Earlier On The Same Page! This Whole Page Is Gold Tbh Lol

They better not. I would NEVER recover...

Ugh. The number of times I just wish veilguard was out already!?🤨 But then I hear people say we may lose Varric, and I am now terrified to hit that emotional trauma! 😔Like, what do you mean!? You want to kill off my comfort dwarf! 🥺🥺😭😱😵🫣

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Behold, everyone’s favourite crossbow! (ft. Varric)

Holy shit i was playing DAI yesterday, Varric got KOed, and i shit you not Bull shouted DWARF ON THE ROCKS at the top of his lungs?????? I couldn't fucking believe it, so i pulled up his dialogue, AND NOT ONLY DOES HE SAY THAT,

BUT HE ONLY MAKES A PUN WITH V A R R I C

Maker he’s so 🩶🤍

WHAT DO YOU MEAN VARRIC HAD BANTER WITH THE OTHERS 😭

new copypasta just dropped

Confession: Pushing together Varric's hairy tits and fucking them.

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