196 - Blog Posts

I’ll make sure Bob is everywhere

Microdosing black mold to give myself visions

The meaning of life is to treat yourself to as much television and yummy food as you possibly can before dying

Its going to be brutal being whoever has to console any of the 1,000 tranners who just got rooted out of the military

Oh fuck I think I just hit your golden retriever boyfriend with my range rover

Me when she's stupid and ugly and transgender

Going to McDonalds and bribing the worker with a $100 bill to just give me the grimace egg

While finding the terminology that relates to you is important, it’s equally important to remember you aren’t the terminology and that this is all made up there’s no such thing as gender or sexuality

Listening to a horror story and at some point some people run out of a diner without touching their food, I would’ve shamelessly gone for that shit like the goblin they’re running away from ngl I feel like I could double back

I shouldn’t have hated on the Minecraft Movie, can you ever forgive me Steve…

For the sin of not eradicating white people God punished us with cops

Have you remembered to be anxious today

I would kill for Vivian Wilson, like a sort of friendly platonic murder friendship purely out of respect

In a world of AI art, human art becomes more valuable and unique by the hour

I think there aren’t many detailed cave paintings of people because if you didn’t know what a person looks like you probably have bigger problems going on than charcoal can help you with identifying

You don’t understand babe it’s part of my traditional alpha lifestyle to get a footjob once a week it’s how we keep our testosterone levels up babe

Gonna genetically modify my blood to be banana flavored and see where that gets me

I can’t wait for them to release the gay vaccine that makes you straight

It’s morally correct to be mean to people who have bad opinions

The Pope starting to die pretty much immediately after Trump was elected feels thematically appropriate

Still can’t believe US Conservatives still think Europe is real

Going to get every slur for trans people tatted on my body like bible quotes

Siri search Transgender sonic porn

Never has it been more clear that transitioning is one of the most anti-imperialist things a person can do

If you’re exploring your identity like there’s a due date you’re gonna miss stuff about yourself

If they ever confirm aliens are real I’m getting a radio license and blasting to the stars “SAVE US, PLANET NOT REAL” until I die of old age to fuck with them

Moxie soda is delicious and you want to drink some NOW

What the hell was the nudist colony in Zootopia even about I don’t get the social commentary there what is it about elephant weenor that improved the story

As a trans dom transfemme,yes I do have a favorite stuffed animal