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why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.
“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).
When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”
Happy Fourth of July possibly Humans!!
Since today is important in some part of the world, enjoy this picture of Toby
Like this? Then you'll love the next picture. It is the same picture but
✨️ Cursive ✨️
(Not really Cursive because who does that??)
Make sure to stay tuned to. . . Nothing. It is a miracle that I posted anything today.
I feel like a curator who displays old tat as antiques, given a chance to have a set of canopic jars on display for a short while because it's the only place to keep them while the van gets fixed.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
|| casually draws my disaster bi gal Winry with two other bi’s, Clyde ( @blacke-butterfly ) & Allison ( @ladiesoftheport ) ||
Fred Fredburger; the voice of a generation
Bruce: *sees a bag with a note in the fridge*
The note: DEAD DOVE. Do not eat!
Bruce: *looks inside*
Bruce: I don't know what I expected.
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
in school they used to call me semipermeable membrane for my habit of allowing some things to pass through me
the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me
i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water
i propose a new hashtag
#watergate
Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
My name... is Bu-sama。
俺様の名前は... ブ様。
My size: Big.
身長: 大きい。
My intelligence: Also big (genius).
知能指数：それも大きい(天才)。
My hobby: Getting stuck in a room.
趣味: 部屋に閉じ込められること。