"And then I tried to kick the ball into the goal, but I didn't put enough force in. It really }>##|£ me off! Then my owner just took the ball, patted me on the head and left."
anthropomorphic ERS-111
Scary AIBO encouragement
WARNING! May cause an existential crisis. DO NOT view if you're easily existential! You have been warned!
Click the button ONLY if you're certain you'll not have an existential crisis!
Well, if you insist you'll be fine, here you go... Just don't come crying to me if you do have an existential crisis.
There, are you happy?
AIBO ERS-1000 barking, or as @bassboosted-moon-chao put it, Laser Barking (TM), is very funny.