"And then I tried to kick the ball into the goal, but I didn't put enough force in. It really }>##|£ me off! Then my owner just took the ball, patted me on the head and left."
anthropomorphic ERS-111
AIBO ERS-1000 barking, or as @bassboosted-moon-chao put it, Laser Barking (TM), is very funny.