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"La Prueba del Zorro" Cuento Sufí
Érase una vez un zorro que se encontró a un joven conejo en el bosque. El conejo preguntó: “¿Qué eres tú?”.
El zorro respondió: “Soy un zorro y podría comerte si quisiera”. “¿Cómo puedes probar que eres un zorro?”, preguntó el conejo. El zorro no sabía qué contestar, porque en el pasado los conejos siempre habían huido de él sin plantearle cuestiones de este tipo. El conejo dijo: “Si me puedes mostrar una prueba escrita de que eres un zorro, te creeré”. Así pues, el zorro acudió corriendo al león, que le dio un certificado de que era realmente un zorro. Cuando volvió, el conejo estaba esperando y el zorro empezó a leer el documento. Estaba tan encantado que iba saboreando los párrafos con un lento placer. Mientras tanto, habiendo captado lo esencial del mensaje, el conejo se metió rápidamente en su madriguera y nunca volvió a ser visto. El zorro regresó a la guarida del león, en donde vio a un ciervo conversando con él. El ciervo estaba diciendo. “Quiero ver una prueba escrita de que eres un león…” El león le dijo: “Cuando no tengo hambre, no necesito molestarme. Cuando tengo hambre, no necesitas nada por escrito.” El zorro dijo al león. “¿Por qué no me dijiste esto, cuando te pedí un certificado para el conejo?” “Mi querido amigo”, replicó el león, “debías haberme dicho que éste te lo pedía un conejo. Pensé que era para un estúpido ser humano, del que algunos de estos estúpidos animales han aprendido ese pasatiempo”.
IDRIES SHAH, en “La sabiduria de los idiotas”. Alejandro Jodorowsky
DON'T CALL MY NAME, DON'T CALL MY NAME, ALEJANDRO!!!!! 🛐🛐🛐
The wedding
Ship~ AleRudy (Alejandro X Rudy)
Type~ Fluff
Finally, after Years of being friends, years of being war buddies, months of being crushes, finally years of being partners, then weeks of being fiancés. Now Alejandro and Rudy were getting married.
Boy were they both scared, Rudy didn't come out to his family, and they were coming. Thankfully Alejandro's family was welcoming of the two, and they loved Rudy. Alejandro's sibling's loved Rudy, and Rudy loved playing with them.
Rudy was in the dressing room getting ready, with Alejandro's mum helping. Alejandro in his room with his dad.
"Thank you, ma'am, for helping." Rudy said, sitting down at the vanity as the older lady started to do light makeup onto his face. "No problem, dear, and please call me mom."
"How do I look?" Ale said stepping out of the changing divider and showing his dad. "Great, but your tie is messed up." The older man said walking towards his son and fixing the tie.
There was a knock at the door. "Alejandro, you have 5 minutes." Soap said on the other side of the door. "Thanks, I'll be out in a second. You can come in." Soap opened the door enough for him to slip in. "Ready?" Soap said walking over to the two men. "Yes, and no..." "What's the matter?"
"Rudy's family will be here and knowing them they'll most likely be the least supportive and disapprove the marriage." "Well, if they say anything, TF 141 can kick their asses for you." "Thanks, let's get going."
Alejandro stood up, and the three of them left the room. "I'm gunna go check on Rudy, you head out, I'll be there in a sec." Soap said walking the other way. "Alright see ya later."
Soap went off to find Rudy. Once He reached the door, he knocked. "Come in." Soap opened the door, seeing Rudy, in the traditional Bride's dress, but with a white suit shirt and vest onto.
"Bloody hell, you look amazing Rudy." Soap said, jaw still on the floor. "Thanks." Rudy said with his usual smile looking at Soap in the mirror.
"You got about 5 minutes btw." "Great, he should be done is 1." The older lady said, starting Rudy's eyeliner.
"How you feeln' about this?" Soap said sitting on the chair beside Rudy. "I didn't come out about being trans and Gay to my family. So I don't know how they'll react..." "Ya Ale told me about that, but don't worry, me and TF 141 can kick their asses for you guys." Rudy laughed a little, "Thanks, Soap."
Soap stood up and fixed the wrinkles in his suit. "Well, I got to go get in line, see ya soon." "See ya." Soap left the room.
"Don't worry Rudy, even if they don't support you, you still have us, Ale, and those TF141 people. Plus, you're changing your name to Ale's, right?" "Ya." "Done, let's get that dress straightened out and we can go."
Rudy stood up and let the lady straining out the dress. "Ok Dear, your ready let's go." Rudy went out of the room with his husband's mom. They made their way to the sanctuary doors. Alejandro's mom poked her head in to let the guy at the piano to start. "Ready?" The woman said, taking Rudy arm in arm. "Ready."
The door's opened, and everyone stood and watched as Ale's little sister's spread flower pedals everywhere and the two walked down the aisle. Rudy spotted his family; they were sitting in the back. Once they reached the end, Ale's mom let Rudy go as He walked up the small number of steps, to be right in front of Price. Everyone sat down.
Alejandro had slight tear's he was fighting back. "You look amazing." "Thanks, you too." They whispered before Price spoke.
(I can't remember what the guy says so let's skip to the kiss)
"You may now kiss your husband." Alejandro and Rudy closed the gap between them and kissed. What they pulled apart; Alejandro had a huge grin on his face. Everyone stood up again and clapped.
After that, they all headed to the main room to eat and dance. The two newlyweds sat in the middle of a big table, with Ale's Dad, and friends on his side, while Rudy had Ale's mom, Ghost, Soap, and his sister. As they sat there talking, Rudy's family came up. "(Deadname)." Rudy's mother said.
"It's Rudy now." Rudy said looking his mother straight in the eyes. "I-. Rudy, I wanted to congratulate you." Everyone at the table was shocked. "What?" "I'm glad to see you happy. We all were expecting you to come back but when you didn't, we got worried." Rudy got up and walked around the table. "Mom..." The older woman pulled her daughter, no, son, into a tight hug. "I'm sorry I wasn't the best." "It's fine, as long as you changed."
They pulled apart, that's when Rudy noticed his dad. Surprisingly he looked nice, he dressed up for once. "Father." "(D)- Rudy, you look nice." "Thanks." "We're going to eat soon, Rudy. Let's go." Alejandro said somehow already behind Rudy. "Alright Ale, I'll be there in a sec... Hey, have you seen Gaz? he's supposed to be taking photos." "I'll ask Price, But I did see him at the ceremony."
"Alright, the foods coming out, so get in line, (Alejandro's family) first, then TF 141 and friends, finally others get in line, first family. Ale and Rudy walked over to the food table and grabbed plates.
They got their foods and just caned pop. After everyone got their food and sat down. The best man did his toast, and everyone started to eat. Alejandro noticed how Rudy was, and placed his hand on the other's supposed thigh, hard to tell because of the dress. "You ok, cariño?" "Ya, just my parents are never this nice. I'm wondering if Ghost and Soap did or said something to them." Rudy said looking at his lover.
"Ah." After everyone ate and finally, they cut the cake. They Alejandro and Rudy took a fork full of the cake and were blind folded. They both missed eat other's mouth the first time but were able to get it the second time.
Everyone sat back down and enjoyed the cake. After everyone ate. The Dj went to his mic and spoke, "Alright, Rudy and Alejandro, the floor is yours's for your first dance." Alejandro got and held his hand out waiting for Rudy to take it. Rudy took Alejandro's hand and stood up, walking with him to the dancefloor.
As they danced, they spoke quietly to eat other. "How was the food?" "It was amazing." "You'll have to thank mom, she made it, family recipe." "I'm going to have to get it off of her so I can make it for you."
After that dance was done, they finished the other dances and had a free dance. "Ale I'll be back, I'm going to change out of this dress and into the other one." Rude said holding Alejandro's shoulder talking into his ear. "Alright love, want me to help you out of the dress?" "Na, you get to do that later, my sister's going to help me." "Alright."
Rudy left Alejandro and went to find his sister. They headed into Rudy's changing room. Rudy took off the jacket and the shirt that was under it. His sister undid the back zipper and helped him out of the dress. Rudy didn't have time to get top surgery yet, so he was wearing his binder under his dress. "Which one is it?" "Uh... that one." Rudy said grabbing the less puffy version of the dress he was wearing. He put back on the shirt and jacket. They headed out of the room and back with everyone.
"Uncle Rudy, can we go take photos?" One of Alejandro's little sisters said tugging at Rudy's hand. "Sure, want to go find your brother. I'll meet you there." She nodded and ran off to find her brother.
"I'll see you later, thanks for the help." "No problem." Rudy waved by to his sister and went to where they were having funny group photos. Rudy leaned against the wall and went on his phone. "GOT HIM!" The little girl yelled, as she and one of her cousin's dragged and pushed Alejandro to where Rudy was. "Grab a prop and stand in front of the curtain. They all grabbed props, Alehandro picked up his cousin and help her on his hip while Rudy picked up Ale's sister and held her on the opposite hip, so Alehandro and Rudy were in the center and the little girls were on the outside. After the photo's the girls ran back into the party room.
"What's next?" Rudy asked as him and Alejandro sat down on a couch. "I think just some games." "Oh, we have to do the bouquet thing." They got up and went into the main room. Rudy went up to the DJ telling him they were ready for the next even. "Alright, we're going to throw the bouquet." Most of the single or dating women got in a huddle, Hongari and Soap joining in. Rudy climbed up onto the stage and faced away from the people. "I'll give a countdown, and you throw on 3, ready? 1, 2, 3!" Rudy threw the flowers and Soap caught them.
After that, they played a few more games before, it was getting close. Everyone headed outside. They stood on the outside of the sidewalk. The doors opened and out came Rudy and Alejandro hand in hand, with huge smiles on their faces. They headed to the car that was parked at the end of the sidewalk, Alejadro opened the passenger side door for Rudy, and Rudy climbed in. Alejandro got in the driver's side, and as they pulled away, they waved to everyone.
some absolutely ancient drawings of the fools
cringetober day 18: old art redraw
sicriu watches noli play on stage for the first time since ADN was disbanded. he has some emotions.
old version under the cut, but it is . almost illegible
and also. it's not in comic form, because i assumed i would be the only person to see it so i drew the "panels" haphazardly around the paper.
cringetober day 7: pinterest art base
base by @/mellon_soup on patreon this is the one i used
alejandro and corrie go ghost-hunting
1:41 a.m. i cannot think of anything to say about this
dialogue from here
he’s telling you a ghost story