Aph Finland - Blog Posts
it's perfection! it's them, nothing more, nothing less.
Smiling Nordics idk, I madw this back in july and lost the original files for the drawing in my old phone so I had ro screenshot it via my instagram 😭 its goldencrested_lovearrow if you guys wanna swe more of my shenanigans
SuFin taking an afternoon nap (ref used)
The first drawing in this blog, yay! I love Finland in Hetalia, so it would be strange not to draw it)
*playing unrailed, in the snow biome*
Finland 🇫🇮: Omg look it’s an abominable snobibbie
Sweden 🇸🇪: It’s a what now?
Finland 🇫🇮: You heard me- omfg he’s stealing our rails
Sweden 🇸🇪: No he doesn’t steal rails he just stomps
Finland 🇫🇮: Don’t stomp me bitch I’ll fucking drop kick you
Sweden 🇸🇪:
*playing phasmophobia*
Denmark 🇩🇰: *waiting for Finland to load in*
Finland 🇫🇮: *half loads in*
Denmark 🇩🇰: Oh shit you’re levitating
Finland 🇫🇮: As I should be, I am god
*playing unrailed*
Sweden 🇸🇪: *stacking pieces of wood*
Finland 🇫🇮: That’s some long wood you got there
Sweden 🇸🇪: Excuse me
Finland 🇫🇮: You heard me
Sweden 🇸🇪:
*playing fall guys*
Iceland 🇮🇸: Come on, be a gamer and win
Finland 🇫🇮: Ill try my best
Finland 🇫🇮: *immediately dies*
Norway 🇳🇴: That wasn’t very gamer of you
Denmark 🇩🇰: Yeah if you were me you would’ve won
Sweden 🇸🇪: At least you tried
What or who got you into video games in the first place?
Technically it was me that started it all 😎
I’ve always loved watching gaming youtubers like pewdiepie, markiplier, jacksepticeye, etc, and they were what got me into gaming originally
Then I realised that if I wanted to play multiplayer games, I needed, well, multiple players
First I got Den to play, then Sve (only because I promised to play minecraft with him), then Nor, and then Fin
And then this blog was born :)
-Ice 🇮🇸
*playing mario kart*
Finland 🇫🇮: This track is really short
Sweden 🇸🇪: You’re really short
Finland 🇫🇮:
Have you ever lied about your age?
⚠️Potentially triggering: Drugs and Alcohol mentioned⚠️
Denmark 🇩🇰: No? Why would you need to?
Norway 🇳🇴: I never found a reason to.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Yes, cause I wanted a goldfish, and the closest pet store has an Over 18 rule to by pets.. so...
Sweden 🇸🇪: No.
Finland 🇫🇮: Yes, cause drugs and booze baby.
(Disclaimer: Please don't do drugs kids.)
What game have you spent the most amount of hours on?
Denmark 🇩🇰: Fall guys
Norway 🇳🇴: Subnautica
Iceland 🇮🇸: Human fall flat
Sweden 🇸🇪: Minecraft
Finland 🇫🇮: Phasmophobia
Lizard: Portal 2 since I’ve been playing that for like 7 years now lmao
Cereal: Probably valorant or minecraft cause those are my stress relievers.
What else do you all do? Aside from gamming :'0
Denmark 🇩🇰: I have a new hobby every week lmfao, but recently I’ve been binge watching true crime videos on youtube
Norway 🇳🇴: I like listening to and playing music, I play a few instruments and like a lot of different genres, I’ve always found music fascinating
Iceland 🇮🇸: I also like listening to music, but I also like art too. I love painting and drawing, and I’ve recently started trying digital art too
Sweden 🇸🇪: I love gardening and taking care of plants, Fin always calls me a plant dad
Finland 🇫🇮: I like baking in my spare time, although I always seem to make WAY too much for the 5 of us... No one complains though ;)
Best gamer?
Kinda depends on the game genre!
Den is best at action games and whatever genre fall guys is (apparently it’s battle royale), Nor is best at survival and puzzle games, Ice is best at platformers, Sve is best at adventure/survival games, and me? Well, I’m a slut for horror :P
-Fin 🇫🇮
Favourite Games?
Idk if you meant Nordics or admins so you’re getting both :P Here’s our top 3s:
Denmark 🇩🇰: Fall guys, human fall flat, overcooked 2
Norway 🇳🇴: Subnautica, portal 2, minecraft
Iceland 🇮🇸: Mario kart, fall guys, human fall flat
Sweden 🇸🇪: Minecraft, the sims, overcooked 2
Finland 🇫🇮: Phasmophobia, at dead of night, minecraft
Lizard🦎: Phasmophobia, subnautica, overcooked 2
Cereal 🥣: Valorant, Stardew, Phasmo, and honestly any game I play with lizard <3
Ya'll drink? If so how much does it take for you to get wasted?
Oh yeah, of course ;)
Finland - easily has the highest alcohol tolerance, takes A LOT (and I mean A LOT) to get him wasted. Do not let him near objects that could be potentially harmful because he will accidentally on purpose kill a man while drunk.
Denmark - close second to Fin, also takes a lot to get him wasted but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t spend most of his life wasted anyway. Imagine his personality but x10 when he’s drunk (he might also spontaneously start crying for no apparent reason)
Sweden - also pretty good tolerance, but not as good as Den or Fin. Doesn’t get wasted often but when he does, it really is a sight to see - he’s super giggly when he’s drunk
Norway - again, pretty good tolerance, similar to Sve, but is definitely more willing to get completely wasted than him. Gets very clingy and affectionate when drunk, Denmark does not complain about this.
Iceland - a baby. Zero tolerance for alcohol. Rarely ever drinks, he’s not particularly interested in getting wasted anyway because he’s seen what the rest of the Nordics are like and he doesn’t want to embarrass himself like that. He did, however, get drunk once, and you can bet your ass Den and Nor still have a million photos and videos from that occasion.
Do the Nordic’s have any plans to do anything for Norway’s birthday?
Don’t tell him, but we’re going to make him a traditional Norwegian cake ;)
Other than that, we can’t really do much, so we’re just going to spend the night in together :)
-Fin 🇫🇮
How Gay Are You????
Denmark 🇩🇰: About 95%
Norway 🇳🇴: 110%
Iceland 🇮🇸: 0% gay, 0% straight, 100% aroace babey 😎
Finland 🇫🇮: a solid 80%
Sweden 🇸🇪: 91827383682729172726286473%
What's everyone's favorite breakfast food? I had chicken nuggets for breakfast 😌
Denmark 🇩🇰: Is beer a breakfast food?
Norway 🇳🇴: No.
Finland 🇫🇮: Is vodka a breakfast food?
Norway 🇳🇴: NO
Iceland 🇮🇸: Is a single green bean a breakfast food?
Norway 🇳🇴: NO- WTF ARE YOU OKAY???
Sweden 🇸🇪: Is toast a breakfast food?
Norway 🇳🇴: NO- oh wait no it is, never mind, thank you for being normal
Sweden 🇸🇪: :)
What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? Bonus points if it includes Denmark lol.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Got in a car with Denmark at the wheel
Sweden 🇸🇪: Trusted Denmark to look after Sealand for 15 minutes
Finland 🇫🇮: Fought a bear with Denmark and had to drag him away before he got eaten alive
Norway 🇳🇴: Denmark.
Denmark 🇩🇰: Rude.
Denmark 🇩🇰: Anyway, one time I got angry at a fridge and kicked it and broke my toe
Do you all have ear piercings?? :0
*playing mario kart*
Denmark 🇩🇰: *gets hit by the lightning power up thing* Oh god why am I so small?
Sweden 🇸🇪: You have entered the Finland simulator
Norway 🇳🇴: POV: you are Finland
Finland 🇫🇮:
*playing keep talking and nobody explodes*
Finland 🇫🇮: We have complicated wires
Sweden 🇸🇪: I’m not doing that one
Denmark 🇩🇰: Nah I don’t have the brain cells for that right now
Finland 🇫🇮: Lol thanks guys, okay so it’s white with an LED and no star
*silence*
Finland 🇫🇮: Oh you were being serious
*playing phasmophobia*
Finland 🇫🇮: *very dramatically* WAIT LEAVE, THE GHOST IS IN THE ROOM WITH YOU
Iceland 🇮🇸: Haha nice try, you won’t get me that easily
Ghost: *slams the door and starts fucking screeching*
Iceland 🇮🇸: OH SHIT OH SHIT FUCK WAIT LET ME OUT
Finland 🇫🇮: Oh wait it was actually in there? I was joking
Iceland 🇮🇸: FUCK YOU *dies*
So, we attempted the high school map on professional in phasmophobia...
As you can tell, it went really really well
We got hunted 6 times, used all our sanity pills within the first 5 minutes, and only got one piece of evidence before we bailed out :)
(for anyone wondering, it was a wraith, but none of us guessed correctly)
-Den 🇩🇰
Today we learned that squads games never really go well when you’re playing with 2 random strangers and also that Norway really hates fruit :)
-Den 🇩🇰
*playing phasmophobia*
Norway 🇳🇴: IT’S FLICKING THE LIGHTS IT’S FUCKING WITH ME I’M LEAVING
Finland 🇫🇮: Wait it’s flicking lights? Hold on I wanna check for fingies
Norway 🇳🇴: I DON’T WANNA CHECK FOR ANYTHING I WANNA GO HOME
*playing phasmophobia*
Ghost: *does the spooky breath thing*
Finland 🇫🇮: Hey bitch, we’re in a global panorama, you can’t go around breathing on people
Sweden 🇸🇪: ... Panorama?
Ghost: *appears right next to Fin*
Finland 🇫🇮: EXCUSE ME THIS ISN’T SOCIAL DISTANCING, PLEASE GET YOUR CRUSTY ASS SIX FEET AWAY FROM ME
Sweden 🇸🇪:
What’s everyone’s tolerance for horror games? For both Nordics and Admins ;)
Finland - This man has BALLS OF STEEL. Zero fucks given. 10/10 would fight a monster and win.
Iceland - Holds himself together pretty well, but nowhere near as well as Fin. Overall a pretty solid effort on his part
Sweden - Similar to Ice, generally deals pretty well with horror and gore, although jump scares tend to get to him a little
Denmark - Can only deal with horror when he’s drunk *cough*ThatOnePhasmophobiaVideoWhereHeTriedToFuckTheGhost*cough*. When he’s sober he just cries most of the time.
Norway - Hates horror with a passion. Can’t stand it, is a scared little bitch, will only play horror games/watch horror movies if held at gunpoint. Isn’t too bothered by gore but any other kind of horror is a big no to him
Lizard - Love horror movies, horror games kinda fuck with me a little more but I get desensitised to them pretty quickly (read: I got obsessed with phasmophobia a few months ago and now it’s hard for me and my 105 levels to get scared by it anymore). Literally can’t stand jump scares because I have ✨anxiety✨, I started playing at dead of night recently and I don’t think my poor heart can take it lmfao
Cereal - I fucking hate it. But it's so addicting. Only started playing phasmophobia for Lizard. But holy fuck. Ghosts love to fucking exhale down your neck. Like take your kinky ass somewhere else bruh. I can play the game better when drunk :)