Aph Finland - Blog Posts

At least one person has to have alcohol in their system while playing this game, right? ;) 

-Fin 🇫🇮

*playing human fall flat*

Finland 🇫🇮: Oh god, who did I just kill?

Iceland 🇮🇸: Me :(

Finland 🇫🇮: I’m so sorry, I just body slammed you into orbit

*playing human fall flat*

Finland 🇫🇮: Which button is the rag doll button again?

Sweden 🇸🇪: Y.

Finland 🇫🇮: Because I think you have to rag doll to be able to get to that platform.

Sweden 🇸🇪: No I meant the button is Y.

Finland 🇫🇮:

Sweden 🇸🇪:

Finland 🇫🇮: oh

*playing human fall flat*

Denmark 🇩🇰: I’m connected to Norway

Finland 🇫🇮: You mean spiritually, or...?

Denmark 🇩🇰: No I’m just grabbing his ass

I fought a bear an won! Then again bear don’t really pose much of a threat unless it’s unless it’s far-cry never trust a bear in far-cry - yours truly 🇦🇽

Denmark: Same bitch you ain’t special I’ve fought so many bears 😌✌️(as far as Norway is concerned, they were all video game bears)

Norway: What

Denmark: What

Sweden: Why are you fighting bears?

Finland: More importantly, why are you fighting bears without me?

Iceland: Why do any of you want to fight bears???????

today i bring you my another au, wingtalia but with more ✨angst✨

this one is soft tho

who is tallest and who is tiny

Denmark - TALL BASTARD. At least 6’3” and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Sweden - ALSO A TALL BASTARD but very slightly shorter than Den. Tbh it’s probably only Den’s hair that makes him look taller. About 6’2” - 6’3”

Norway - NOT TINY. I like my Norwegians TALL 😤 shorter than Den and Swe but not that much shorter, about 6’0”

Iceland - Average (by Icelandic standards anyway), about 5’8” (although he wishes he was taller)

Finland - The Tiniest™️ (but he can and will destroy you), not by much tho, about 5’7” - 5’7.5”

*playing monopoly revolution*

Finland 🇫🇮: How much is that one?

Sweden 🇸🇪: 3 million.

Finland 🇫🇮: I'll.

Sweden 🇸🇪: You'll?

Finland 🇫🇮: I'll :)

*playing monopoly revolution*

Finland 🇫🇮: Which one is that one? Wait, picaldy?

Sweden 🇸🇪: That says piccadilly.

Finland 🇫🇮: oh.

*playing monopoly revolution*

Sweden 🇸🇪: This is the 6th time you've been in jail, what have you been doing with your life?

Finland 🇫🇮: Arson.

How does a game of Mario Kart usually go down with you guys?

Iceland - Absolutely the best at the game, knows all the short cuts and tricks, always has the best car, always comes 1st in every single race.

Finland - A close second to Ice, VERY COMPETITIVE, usually it gets personal between the two and grudges are formed (but are only brought up during the next game)

Denmark - Spends about an hour picking the “perfect car” only to lose immediately. Can’t drive for shit but he still tries

Sweden - Drives a bit too carefully, pretty slow but he doesn’t crash a lot, usually comes in a solid 5th

Norway - Gets hit by literally anything and everything, even stray green shells, has a severe hatred for banana peels and will try desperately to avoid them but still hits them anyway. 8th on a good day.

Norway 🇳🇴: I wish I was vibing in the corner instead I'm just chopping a cucumber.

Finland 🇫🇮: You're just what?

Norway 🇳🇴: Chopping a cucumber.

Denmark 🇩🇰: I wish I was vibing in the corner, instead I'm just cumming.

Norway 🇳🇴:

*playing fall guys together*

Finland 🇫🇮: Who are you watching?

Sweden 🇸🇪: I'm watching Denmark.

Finland 🇫🇮: Watch me instead.

*2 seconds later*

Finland 🇫🇮: Actually don't watch me. It's really embarrassing >///<

Denmark 🇩🇰: Win or I'll piss.

Norway 🇳🇴: You'll have to piss then.

Denmark 🇩🇰: You really don't want me to do that.

Norway 🇳🇴: I kinda do tho.

Denmark 🇩🇰: 👀

*people who accidentally overheard the conversation*

Iceland 🇮🇸: 🤢 I feel sick.

Finland 🇫🇮: *silence* *insert cricket noises here*

Sweden 🇸🇪: *removes glasses* *puts in earplugs*

Finland 🇫🇮: If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Piss brown.

Iceland 🇮🇸: PISS BROWN?

Sweden 🇸🇪: That doesn't sound healthy.

Norway 🇳🇴: Might wanna get that checked out.

We just had to find the perfect location for our wedding - obviously in a dark ravine was the best choice :)  -Swe 🇸🇪

keep an eye out for the wedding later ;)

ok so we know when denmark and norway are getting married... how about sweden and finland?

Sweden: Well, technically I already proposed to Fin when I offered him the cave flower in one of the first Minecraft videos, and he rejected me so...

Finland: Wait... You were being serious?

Sweden: 100%

Finland: I... I didn’t know that, I thought you were joking...

Sweden: Do you want me to ask you again?

Finland: ... Maybe...

Sweden: I’ll think about it

Finland:

I don’t wanna talk about the end :( 

Anyway, bottom rights 

-Den 🇩🇰

ok so we know when denmark and norway are getting married... how about sweden and finland?

Sweden: Well, technically I already proposed to Fin when I offered him the cave flower in one of the first Minecraft videos, and he rejected me so...

Finland: Wait... You were being serious?

Sweden: 100%

Finland: I... I didn’t know that, I thought you were joking...

Sweden: Do you want me to ask you again?

Finland: ... Maybe...

Sweden: I’ll think about it

Finland:

If you don’t like whispering, don’t watch the end of this video (but actually do because it’s funny) 

-Swe 🇸🇪

Today we learned that I am never allowed to win a game of Fall Guys, and also that Finland is very good at insulting people 

-Nor 🇳🇴

Your favourite drunk idiots back at it again defusing bombs (well, attempting to... it didn’t go so well this time) 

-Fin 🇫🇮

How old do you hc the Nordics to be

Uhh, I never really had any massively specific answers to this except just “early 20’s ish”, so I’m going to just give you vague thoughts that I definitely didn’t make up on the spot lmao

Denmark - definitely the old man of the group. Probably like 23-24?

Sweden - close in age to Den, probably about 23

Norway - again quite close in age to Den and Swe, but definitely the baby out of them, so around 22

Finland - somewhere around 20-21, so again not a huge age difference

Iceland - absolutely the baby of the group, although that’s a given lmao. Around 16-17

-Lizard 🦎

Finland 🇫🇮: *sits down to do some work* I can do it! Super motivation activated!

Sweden 🇸🇪: *amusingly watches Finland knowing what's about to go down*

Finland 🇫🇮: *sees PARAMETRIC EQUATIONS* *rips book to shreds*

Sweden 🇸🇪: Shall we get ice cream?

Finland 🇫🇮: Yes 🥰

In today’s Minecraft episode: Iceland forgets what a pickaxe is, I torture Denmark by making him build a roof out of stairs, Finland simps over an enderman, Denmark fills the house with pumpkins, and Norway threatens Denmark with death for calling him a hoe. Quite interesting if you ask me. -Swe 🇸🇪

Remember when Ice was complaining about how annoying Den is when he’s drunk? Well, turns out he’s just as bad after his 10th red bull :) -Fin 🇫🇮

Norway 🇳🇴: Don't piss yourself.

Denmark 🇩🇰: It's okay, I've got a bottle.

Norway 🇳🇴: ( ͡❛ - ͡❛)

Denmark 🇩🇰: ( ͡❛ ▿ ͡❛)

Iceland 🇮🇸: ( ͡❛ ▭ ͡❛)

Sweden 🇸🇪: ( ͡❛ ェ ͡❛)

Finland 🇫🇮: ( ͡❛ ⍙ ͡❛)

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣

Finland 🇫🇮: *using spirit box* Are you friendly?

Ghost: Kill.

Finland 🇫🇮: Fuck this shit I'm out.

Okay so uhhh, this might not seem like that much but we just hit 50 followers, which is insane to us since this blog has only been alive for a little over a month 🥺

We literally never thought this account would get anywhere because, as the title of this blog suggests, it was made completely out of brain diarrhoea and we had no clue what we were gonna do with it (maybe we should change the title lmfao)

So, to celebrate…

IT’S Q&A TIME!!!

Send in any questions, either for the Nordics or us (the muns/admins), and we’ll answer all of them ASAP!

Once again, thank you! We can’t wait to see where this blog goes in the future :)

-Lizard 🦎 and Cereal 🥣

Okay so uhhh, this might not seem like that much but we just hit 50 followers, which is insane to us since this blog has only been alive for a little over a month 🥺

We literally never thought this account would get anywhere because, as the title of this blog suggests, it was made completely out of brain diarrhoea and we had no clue what we were gonna do with it (maybe we should change the title lmfao)

So, to celebrate...

IT’S Q&A TIME!!!

Send in any questions, either for the Nordics or us (the muns/admins), and we’ll answer all of them ASAP!

Once again, thank you! We can’t wait to see where this blog goes in the future :)

-Lizard 🦎 and Cereal 🥣