Aph Finland - Blog Posts

F 🇫🇮: I found this poor hoglin stranded in the middle of the lava :(

S 🇸🇪: I believe he deserves it. After his family attacking you I think he should drown in lava. 

F 🇫🇮: Ber-

HFF Highlights: Denmark being a lovable idiot. :)

.... how? Norway contemplating wtf he loves but loves him anyways.

Moments before he falls to his death as his lover watches on.

- Cereal 🥣

Yesterdays HFF Highlights :P

Denmark balling his eyes out, sprawled on the floor, because he can’t stand on a block and Iceland pretending not to notice. 

Finland trying his best to execute Sweden’s plan to solve the puzzle ~ 💖

Two seconds later :) Slips. :) Sweden trying his best not to lose his lover- EVEN THO HE WILL COME BACK. 

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~ Cereal 

Today on the Finland agenda: Finland supports Sweden’s love for playing dress up, Finland makes Iceland very uncomfortable, and Finland needs some self love lessons

Iceland, how does it feel to know too much?

Please- please dont ask me.

It fucking haunts me every fucking night. No.

Stop. Let's never speak of this again.

- Iceland 🇮🇸

question for admin - can you share a headcanon you have for each nordic?

I certainly can ;) (Lizard 🦎)

Denmark: This man has ADHD, not just as in “I’m so hyper aha oh look a squirrel!”, but he also has sensory issues and often struggles with executive dysfunction. He always tries his best though, and all the other Nordics understand and always support him :)

Norway: An absolute musical genius, he’s played many instruments throughout his life, including but not limited to, flute, violin, guitar, and electric bass. He’ll never admit this, especially not to Iceland, but he secretly loves emo music.

Iceland: Honestly, I’ve always headcannoned Ice as trans (ftm), and I think that started with me subconsciously projecting onto him lmao. Of course, the other Nordics had no issue with this and still gave him all their unconditional love uwu

Sweden: This probably seems kind of basic in comparison to my other hcs, but I always imagined him being a lot more outgoing than you’d expect, once he is comfortable around you. He’s still PAINFULLY shy at first, and it takes him a while to open up, but once he does, he REALLY opens up.

Finland: HE. CANNOT. COOK. FOR. SHIT. Seriously. He always burns everything, and everything he doesn’t burn tastes horrible. However, he makes ONE HELL OF A CAKE. Sweets and desserts are something else entirely for him, whatever he bakes tastes like heaven.

(alternatively, I could’ve captioned this “I literally just project onto my favourite characters so I have someone to relate to lmao”)

Hey Cereal, how did it feel to fuck god?

I- 

Um. SiGh. I fucked up you guys. One slip of the tongue and its game over.

But it felt fucking heavenly thank you for asking. 

- Cereal 🥣

This is for the admins :) What are your favourite games to play?

definitely wasn’t projecting myself onto denmark for that last ask lmao, i love fall guys so much and i have absolutely no attention span so i like fun and simple games that can keep me entertained easily

-Lizard 🦎

Atm I probably love human fall flat the most cause I literally cry laughing but I love all the games I play with Lizard 🦎

-Cereal 🥣

favorite game genre?

Well, Den will play anything that makes him laugh and/or manages to keep his non-existent attention span for more than 5 seconds. His favourite game changes a lot but currently it’s Fall Guys.

Swe really enjoys simulation games. He’s spent way too much time playing the Sims games and he’s an absolute BEAST at Overcooked - he’s the only one who doesn’t immediately get overwhelmed. Oh, and Minecraft, obviously, but that’s a given.

Fin is “a slut for horror” (his own words), you should see him play Phasmophobia, honestly he’s the only one who’s not a little bitch about that game.

Ice really enjoys retro and arcade games. I swear, he practically lives in the arcade near us. He’s also played every Mario and Legend of Zelda game you could possibly think of.

Personally, I like puzzle and survival games most. I’m not even going to tell you how many hours of play time I have for Portal 2 and Subnautica.

-Nor 🇳🇴

Um hell yea?

- Denmark 🇩🇰

Apparently Sweden hasn’t gone through puberty yet, which is slightly concerning since he is an adult man. Anyway, here’s more fall guys :) -Fin 🇫🇮

Well, today we learned that you should never leave a bomb in the hands of two drunk idiots :) -Fin 🇫🇮

ATTENTION EVERYONE

Yo! Lizard and Cereal here! We have some news!

✨WE CREATED A DISCORD SERVER✨

cause we’re cool like that 😎 This blog isn’t exactly huge, but it’s kinda difficult to film and edit videos to release consistently, so we figured, hey, why don’t we stream sometimes? 

We stream and play games pretty much every night, but officially on Saturdays at around 7pm BST

We play games like phasmophobia, overcooked 2, portal 2, stardew valley, and some others! We also play multiplayer games with members like jackbox games, cards against humanity, among us and gartic telephone :)

Of course, it will also kinda be a Hetalia server, since we are the gaymer NORDICS, hehe

So, if any of that interests you, please stop by! We don’t bite!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

Ok, Finland, a horse is just a large dog. You got another dog. You failed

You know, I’ve never thought about it like that before... But you’re right, horses are just large dogs! In the end I knew I’d give in and end up getting another dog anyway, I just can’t help myself! They’re too cute!!!

-Fin

more minecraft! we have so many minecraft videos so we’re gonna have to start spacing them out after this lmao  -the nordics

(minecraft is everyone’s favourite game right?)  well, today i learned that me and lava don’t mix, and that, my friends, is why we have keep inventory on -denmark

Last fall guys clip for this week! We’ll be playing something else next time ;) enjoy!

MORE FALL GUYS!!! expect another video after this because we have a lot of clips hehe ;) -the nordics

FIRST VIDEO BITCHES!!! we’ve been playing some fall guys, and, well... it got pretty interesting, take a look! -the nordics 

✨Welcome to this shit show of a blog✨

Yo, we (the admins/muns/whatever you wanna call us) are lizard (he/him) and cereal (she/her), you may know us from @flying-cheese-sticks

We originally made this blog to post clips similar to this one I (lizard) made, but with clips from our gaming sessions because clearly we’re funny af (debatable), but we figured we might as well make it an ask blog too, because obviously tumblr needs more aph Nordics ask blogs

Hopefully our first clip will be here by the weekend!

There isn’t really a set theme or au for asks (at least not yet, maybe we’ll create one as we go lmao), but since we’re gonna be sharing gaming clips you might wanna ask stuff related to those, but you can literally ask or say anything you want (within reason lmao). This is just supposed to be some Nordic bois having fun playing games together hehe. Obviously there’s only two of us so there won’t be any clips of all the Nordics together, but that doesn’t mean there can’t be scenarios (in asks or text posts, etc) where they’d all be playing something together

Damn idk why cereal let me write this post cause I just ramble on for WAY too long lmfao, anyway I hope y’all enjoy the shit show and feel free to ask us or the Nordics anything at all :D

Note - posts that aren’t asks or otherwise directly related to whatever this is supposed to be will be tagged #bastards babbling 

Peace out ✌️

this is kinda cute ngl

Do not mess with Finland before he has his coffee...

SuFin!

Please leave a suggestion for what I should draw next UwU

Thnk you and goodbye~

el suomi

Some Nordic sketches in a new style

enjoy~ 

Hetalia realistic edits (Nordic edition)

the base images I used are made with a site called ‘artbreeder’ I had to edit them a lot to make them look like the characters (it’s a really cool site be sure to check it out)

at this point i’m just depressed so i relapsed into a hetalia phase as one does… rare three? i guess so.