Aph Norway - Blog Posts
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: That's my property.
Norway 🇳🇴: How much do I owe?
Denmark 🇩🇰: Hold on, I can't read the card.
Norway 🇳🇴: Well I don't have to pay if you can't read it. :)
Denmark 🇩🇰:
who is tallest and who is tiny
Denmark - TALL BASTARD. At least 6’3” and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Sweden - ALSO A TALL BASTARD but very slightly shorter than Den. Tbh it’s probably only Den’s hair that makes him look taller. About 6’2” - 6’3”
Norway - NOT TINY. I like my Norwegians TALL 😤 shorter than Den and Swe but not that much shorter, about 6’0”
Iceland - Average (by Icelandic standards anyway), about 5’8” (although he wishes he was taller)
Finland - The Tiniest™️ (but he can and will destroy you), not by much tho, about 5’7” - 5’7.5”
*playing monopoly revolution*
Norway 🇳🇴: No I typed that wrong, 180k not 780k.
Iceland 🇮🇸: That's the third time you've almost accidentally given someone more than they needed.
Norway 🇳🇴: I'm just so rich, I'm desperate to give all my money away.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: ughhhhh $1mil super tax.
Norway 🇳🇴: you're going to roll a 5 next and land on income tax.
Denmark 🇩🇰: I almost took $5mil off myself cause you said 5.
Iceland 🇮🇸: that was smart.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Norway 🇳🇴: That's my property, pay up.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Why don't you take all my money then, I'll just leave.
Norway 🇳🇴: You were the one who wanted to play monopoly.
Iceland 🇮🇸: yea well I don't anymore.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Norway 🇳🇴: Wait don't roll yet, we're still ✨ completing transactions ✨
Denmark 🇩🇰: It's okay I'll just sit here shaking my hand suggestively.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: oooh chance.
Norway 🇳🇴: there's been a lot of bad chances so far.
Denmark 🇩🇰: yea, that means I'll get a good one. They can't all be bad.
*2 seconds later*
Denmark 🇩🇰: Guess I'm going to jail.
Turns out ghosts really don’t like me and Nor really doesn’t like ghosts. Also I wasn’t drunk in this video (surprising, I know), I’m just naturally stupid :) -Den 🇩🇰
How does a game of Mario Kart usually go down with you guys?
Iceland - Absolutely the best at the game, knows all the short cuts and tricks, always has the best car, always comes 1st in every single race.
Finland - A close second to Ice, VERY COMPETITIVE, usually it gets personal between the two and grudges are formed (but are only brought up during the next game)
Denmark - Spends about an hour picking the “perfect car” only to lose immediately. Can’t drive for shit but he still tries
Sweden - Drives a bit too carefully, pretty slow but he doesn’t crash a lot, usually comes in a solid 5th
Norway - Gets hit by literally anything and everything, even stray green shells, has a severe hatred for banana peels and will try desperately to avoid them but still hits them anyway. 8th on a good day.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Quick! We need more seaweed!
Norway 🇳🇴: Sorry I'm not really into weed.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
Den I hope you know that I still wish you’d die under mysterious circumstances so I can use the detective kit sealand got for Christmas last year to find out who did and.... send them a gift basket because they’ve finally did the one thing I never could delete a Dane.-🇦🇽🦇🦇
Norway 🇳🇴: I wish I was vibing in the corner instead I'm just chopping a cucumber.
Finland 🇫🇮: You're just what?
Norway 🇳🇴: Chopping a cucumber.
Denmark 🇩🇰: I wish I was vibing in the corner, instead I'm just cumming.
Norway 🇳🇴:
Iceland! What have you been up to lately?
Iceland: Well, I’ve been trying to learn guitar but... It’s not going that great
Norway: I offered to help him but he’s a stubborn little bitch who thinks he’ll be able to play welcome to the black parade 2 days after picking up a guitar for the first time
Iceland: ... Why are you so mean to me?
Norway: You know I love you really
Iceland:
Norway 🇳🇴: Stop just standing there, holding cucumbers!
Denmark 🇩🇰: Do you not like it when I get my cucumber out 🥺
Norway 🇳🇴: Well-
Norway 🇳🇴: Please don't be the first to die or I'll disown you.
Iceland 🇮🇸: *immediately dies*
Norway 🇳🇴: I'm disowning you.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
Denmark 🇩🇰: Win or I'll piss.
Norway 🇳🇴: You'll have to piss then.
Denmark 🇩🇰: You really don't want me to do that.
Norway 🇳🇴: I kinda do tho.
Denmark 🇩🇰: 👀
*people who accidentally overheard the conversation*
Iceland 🇮🇸: 🤢 I feel sick.
Finland 🇫🇮: *silence* *insert cricket noises here*
Sweden 🇸🇪: *removes glasses* *puts in earplugs*
Denmark 🇩🇰: I think I'm about to myself.
Norway 🇳🇴: Go to the toilet then.
Denmark 🇩🇰: No it's fine, I'm a gamer.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
Finland 🇫🇮: If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be?
Denmark 🇩🇰: Piss brown.
Iceland 🇮🇸: PISS BROWN?
Sweden 🇸🇪: That doesn't sound healthy.
Norway 🇳🇴: Might wanna get that checked out.
Denmark 🇩🇰: STOP TRYING TO KILL ME.
Norway 🇳🇴: *throws a chair at him, clearly mad*
Denmark 🇩🇰: I AM TRYING TO SMOOCH YOU.
Norway 🇳🇴: they have roll out, roll off and roll on.
Iceland 🇮🇸: how many rolls do they want?
*silence*
Denmark 🇩🇰: sausage.
I don’t wanna talk about the end :(
Anyway, bottom rights
-Den 🇩🇰
*Prolonged silence, waiting for a game to load*
Norway 🇳🇴: Riveting conversation
Denmark 🇩🇰: Sorry I’m eating a mars bar
Iceland 🇮🇸: Sorry I’m dissociating
If you don’t like whispering, don’t watch the end of this video (but actually do because it’s funny)
-Swe 🇸🇪
Today we learned that I am never allowed to win a game of Fall Guys, and also that Finland is very good at insulting people
-Nor 🇳🇴
How old do you hc the Nordics to be
Uhh, I never really had any massively specific answers to this except just “early 20’s ish”, so I’m going to just give you vague thoughts that I definitely didn’t make up on the spot lmao
Denmark - definitely the old man of the group. Probably like 23-24?
Sweden - close in age to Den, probably about 23
Norway - again quite close in age to Den and Swe, but definitely the baby out of them, so around 22
Finland - somewhere around 20-21, so again not a huge age difference
Iceland - absolutely the baby of the group, although that’s a given lmao. Around 16-17
-Lizard 🦎
In today’s Minecraft episode: Iceland forgets what a pickaxe is, I torture Denmark by making him build a roof out of stairs, Finland simps over an enderman, Denmark fills the house with pumpkins, and Norway threatens Denmark with death for calling him a hoe. Quite interesting if you ask me. -Swe 🇸🇪
WHEN ARE DENMARK AND NORWAY GETTING MARRIED
Denmark: 4/20/69 😎
Norway: That’s too far away :(
Denmark: But... It’s the funny weed and sex numbers :(
Norway: :’(
Denmark: ... 4/20/21?
Norway: Much better :)
Denmark: Can I wear the dress?
Norway: You can wear a dress if you really want to
Denmark: :D
Please don’t give him any ideas
Especially since I know Den will be begging for something on Father’s Day too...
-Ice 🇮🇸
Iceland! Mother's Day is coming up soon... What are you getting Norway 👀
Iceland: Norway is... Not my mother?
Norway: I still think I deserve a gift, I raised you
Iceland: Fuck off, I’m not getting you anything
Norway: :(
Iceland: ... You might get a hug if I’m in a good mood...
Norway: :)
Update:
I got the hug :)
(Kind of)
-Nor 🇳🇴
Iceland! Mother's Day is coming up soon... What are you getting Norway 👀
Iceland: Norway is... Not my mother?
Norway: I still think I deserve a gift, I raised you
Iceland: Fuck off, I’m not getting you anything
Norway: :(
Iceland: ... You might get a hug if I’m in a good mood...
Norway: :)