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Norway 🇳🇴: Don't piss yourself.

Denmark 🇩🇰: It's okay, I've got a bottle.

Norway 🇳🇴: ( ͡❛ - ͡❛)

Denmark 🇩🇰: ( ͡❛ ▿ ͡❛)

Iceland 🇮🇸: ( ͡❛ ▭ ͡❛)

Sweden 🇸🇪: ( ͡❛ ェ ͡❛)

Finland 🇫🇮: ( ͡❛ ⍙ ͡❛)

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣

Iceland! Mother's Day is coming up soon... What are you getting Norway 👀

Iceland: Norway is... Not my mother?

Norway: I still think I deserve a gift, I raised you

Iceland: Fuck off, I’m not getting you anything

Norway: :(

Iceland: ... You might get a hug if I’m in a good mood...

Norway: :)

Norway 🇳🇴: *using spirit box* Are you friendly?

Ghost: Attack.

Norway 🇳🇴: *sighs* ok.

Okay so uhhh, this might not seem like that much but we just hit 50 followers, which is insane to us since this blog has only been alive for a little over a month 🥺

We literally never thought this account would get anywhere because, as the title of this blog suggests, it was made completely out of brain diarrhoea and we had no clue what we were gonna do with it (maybe we should change the title lmfao)

So, to celebrate…

IT’S Q&A TIME!!!

Send in any questions, either for the Nordics or us (the muns/admins), and we’ll answer all of them ASAP!

Once again, thank you! We can’t wait to see where this blog goes in the future :)

-Lizard 🦎 and Cereal 🥣

Okay so uhhh, this might not seem like that much but we just hit 50 followers, which is insane to us since this blog has only been alive for a little over a month 🥺

We literally never thought this account would get anywhere because, as the title of this blog suggests, it was made completely out of brain diarrhoea and we had no clue what we were gonna do with it (maybe we should change the title lmfao)

So, to celebrate...

IT’S Q&A TIME!!!

Send in any questions, either for the Nordics or us (the muns/admins), and we’ll answer all of them ASAP!

Once again, thank you! We can’t wait to see where this blog goes in the future :)

-Lizard 🦎 and Cereal 🥣

I think this video should clearly prove who the better brother is ;) 

-Nor 🇳🇴

I’m invading Norway’s personal space without giving two shits. :)

- Denmark 🇩🇰 :3

Norway 🇳🇴: Yay! A piggyback in game :) 

Denmark 🇩🇰: 

Norway 🇳🇴: ….?

Denmark 🇩🇰: >///<

Norway 🇳🇴: *something clicks in brain* You bitch. That’s IT IM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU ANYMORE.

Denmark 🇩🇰: IM SORRY- 

I'm gonna eat pufferfish and you can't stop me >:3

Uhh, okay well good luck with that. I’m sure once you’ve recovered you can talk to Denmark about your traumatic experiences, he’ll understand.

-Nor 🇳🇴

Don’t eat pufferfish, kids!  -Den 🇩🇰

HFF Highlights: Denmark being a lovable idiot. :)

.... how? Norway contemplating wtf he loves but loves him anyways.

Moments before he falls to his death as his lover watches on.

- Cereal 🥣

Two introverts and an extrovert bullshit their way through public speaking, what could possibly go wrong? 

-Ice 🇮🇸 

(this video was recorded during one of our discord streams (https://discord.com/invite/pchymkdJMc) so please welcome special guest @never-enough-fandoms yet again)

Alternative titles for this video could be “watch me get overwhelmed for 2 minutes straight” or “MY RICE”

 -Den 🇩🇰 (this video was recorded during a stream on our discord server ( https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc ) so please welcome special guest @never-enough-fandoms )

Today on the Finland agenda: Finland supports Sweden’s love for playing dress up, Finland makes Iceland very uncomfortable, and Finland needs some self love lessons

ra ra rasputin ice is just a stinky teen

Norway: Amazing, gonna start singing that every time i see him now

Iceland: anon why? you have doomed me to a life of eternal pain and suffering

Norway: They’re not wrong though

Iceland: s h u t u p

Cereal did you know you're p cool (lizard is cooler tho)

This is a joke i could never choose between you two you're both so cool 😭😭

Awwww you are amazing and cool too. Thank you.

And dw Lizard 🦎 is just too cool to beat.

- Cereal 🥣

Norway how do you feel about being the best bf? 👀 - Den

It feels amazing, thank you

Also, no u 😡

-Nor 🇳🇴

question for admin - can you share a headcanon you have for each nordic?

I certainly can ;) (Lizard 🦎)

Denmark: This man has ADHD, not just as in “I’m so hyper aha oh look a squirrel!”, but he also has sensory issues and often struggles with executive dysfunction. He always tries his best though, and all the other Nordics understand and always support him :)

Norway: An absolute musical genius, he’s played many instruments throughout his life, including but not limited to, flute, violin, guitar, and electric bass. He’ll never admit this, especially not to Iceland, but he secretly loves emo music.

Iceland: Honestly, I’ve always headcannoned Ice as trans (ftm), and I think that started with me subconsciously projecting onto him lmao. Of course, the other Nordics had no issue with this and still gave him all their unconditional love uwu

Sweden: This probably seems kind of basic in comparison to my other hcs, but I always imagined him being a lot more outgoing than you’d expect, once he is comfortable around you. He’s still PAINFULLY shy at first, and it takes him a while to open up, but once he does, he REALLY opens up.

Finland: HE. CANNOT. COOK. FOR. SHIT. Seriously. He always burns everything, and everything he doesn’t burn tastes horrible. However, he makes ONE HELL OF A CAKE. Sweets and desserts are something else entirely for him, whatever he bakes tastes like heaven.

(alternatively, I could’ve captioned this “I literally just project onto my favourite characters so I have someone to relate to lmao”)

Hey Cereal, how did it feel to fuck god?

I- 

Um. SiGh. I fucked up you guys. One slip of the tongue and its game over.

But it felt fucking heavenly thank you for asking. 

- Cereal 🥣

This is for the admins :) What are your favourite games to play?

definitely wasn’t projecting myself onto denmark for that last ask lmao, i love fall guys so much and i have absolutely no attention span so i like fun and simple games that can keep me entertained easily

-Lizard 🦎

Atm I probably love human fall flat the most cause I literally cry laughing but I love all the games I play with Lizard 🦎

-Cereal 🥣

favorite game genre?

Well, Den will play anything that makes him laugh and/or manages to keep his non-existent attention span for more than 5 seconds. His favourite game changes a lot but currently it’s Fall Guys.

Swe really enjoys simulation games. He’s spent way too much time playing the Sims games and he’s an absolute BEAST at Overcooked - he’s the only one who doesn’t immediately get overwhelmed. Oh, and Minecraft, obviously, but that’s a given.

Fin is “a slut for horror” (his own words), you should see him play Phasmophobia, honestly he’s the only one who’s not a little bitch about that game.

Ice really enjoys retro and arcade games. I swear, he practically lives in the arcade near us. He’s also played every Mario and Legend of Zelda game you could possibly think of.

Personally, I like puzzle and survival games most. I’m not even going to tell you how many hours of play time I have for Portal 2 and Subnautica.

-Nor 🇳🇴

Um hell yea?

- Denmark 🇩🇰

Apparently Sweden hasn’t gone through puberty yet, which is slightly concerning since he is an adult man. Anyway, here’s more fall guys :) -Fin 🇫🇮

ATTENTION EVERYONE

Yo! Lizard and Cereal here! We have some news!

✨WE CREATED A DISCORD SERVER✨

cause we’re cool like that 😎 This blog isn’t exactly huge, but it’s kinda difficult to film and edit videos to release consistently, so we figured, hey, why don’t we stream sometimes? 

If people are actually interested, we will start streaming every Thursday evening at 6pm GMT

Of course, it will also kinda be a Hetalia server, since we are the gaymer NORDICS, hehe

So, if any of that interests you, please stop by! We don’t bite!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/BqESyKVv

ATTENTION EVERYONE

Yo! Lizard and Cereal here! We have some news!

✨WE CREATED A DISCORD SERVER✨

cause we’re cool like that 😎 This blog isn’t exactly huge, but it’s kinda difficult to film and edit videos to release consistently, so we figured, hey, why don’t we stream sometimes? 

We stream and play games pretty much every night, but officially on Saturdays at around 7pm BST

We play games like phasmophobia, overcooked 2, portal 2, stardew valley, and some others! We also play multiplayer games with members like jackbox games, cards against humanity, among us and gartic telephone :)

Of course, it will also kinda be a Hetalia server, since we are the gaymer NORDICS, hehe

So, if any of that interests you, please stop by! We don’t bite!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

Tfw your head is too big to fit between poles 😔 I was stuck like this for 20 whole minutes lmfaoooo -Den 🇩🇰

Part 2 of us being idiots, Next Human Fall Flat video will be the one where I truly expose how stupid Den is -Nor 🇳🇴

It took us just over 2 hours to complete this one puzzle. This is about the first 15 minutes. If you thought Den was stupid here, I can’t wait for you to see what he did later on, I’ve never laughed so hard in my entire life -Nor

It was a beautiful day when you guys walk in on Iceland playing Good Pizza Great Pizza on his phone-

And it is the Valentine's Day event-

Denmark: Uhh... You okay there bud?

Iceland: Yeah why

Denmark: That seems like a pretty interesting game you’re playing...

Iceland: I- uhhh...

Norway: GO OUTSIDE, MEET SOME REAL PEOPLE, EAT SOME REAL PIZZA, STOP BEING SO SAD AND LONELY

Iceland: IM NOT SAD AND LONELY IM JUST PLAYING A GAME

Denmark: Are you sure you’re okay

Iceland: no

more minecraft! we have so many minecraft videos so we’re gonna have to start spacing them out after this lmao  -the nordics