Ask Aph Nordics - Blog Posts
*playing human fall flat*
Iceland 🇮🇸: Oh god I landed on the platform and immediately slipped off
Denmark 🇩🇰: It’s cause I was lubing it up while you weren’t looking
Iceland 🇮🇸:
*playing human fall flat*
Denmark 🇩🇰: I’m connected to Norway
Finland 🇫🇮: You mean spiritually, or...?
Denmark 🇩🇰: No I’m just grabbing his ass
Good job Den, though we all know you're gonna need to find a lot more, so good luck lahe mees
Thank you!!! I actually ended up finding just enough to make one ingot so I made a netherite pickaxe :D can’t wait until I have full netherite tools and armour, then I’ll be the coolest 😤
-Den 🇩🇰
Well, today we found a cool looking ruined portal in a cave, but I also got harassed by almost every mob ever (especially spiders), so I’m really not sure whether it was worth it or not. Also Den is a fucking idiot :)
-Nor 🇳🇴
Found my first piece of ancient debris, please be proud of me and tell me I’m really cool :)
-Den 🇩🇰
I fought a bear an won! Then again bear don’t really pose much of a threat unless it’s unless it’s far-cry never trust a bear in far-cry - yours truly 🇦🇽
Denmark: Same bitch you ain’t special I’ve fought so many bears 😌✌️(as far as Norway is concerned, they were all video game bears)
Norway: What
Denmark: What
Sweden: Why are you fighting bears?
Finland: More importantly, why are you fighting bears without me?
Iceland: Why do any of you want to fight bears???????
Yo! Lizard and Cereal here!
So basically, we’ve been playing the same few games since we started this account, and making/editing the videos is becoming slightly repetitive lmao, so uhh...
Can y’all maybe recommend some new games for us to play?
(PC games only please, preferably Steam games that aren’t really expensive lmao)
Any other general suggestions welcome too, please talk to us and let us know what we can do to make this account more interesting/fun :)
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: That's my property.
Norway 🇳🇴: How much do I owe?
Denmark 🇩🇰: Hold on, I can't read the card.
Norway 🇳🇴: Well I don't have to pay if you can't read it. :)
Denmark 🇩🇰:
who is tallest and who is tiny
Denmark - TALL BASTARD. At least 6’3” and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Sweden - ALSO A TALL BASTARD but very slightly shorter than Den. Tbh it’s probably only Den’s hair that makes him look taller. About 6’2” - 6’3”
Norway - NOT TINY. I like my Norwegians TALL 😤 shorter than Den and Swe but not that much shorter, about 6’0”
Iceland - Average (by Icelandic standards anyway), about 5’8” (although he wishes he was taller)
Finland - The Tiniest™️ (but he can and will destroy you), not by much tho, about 5’7” - 5’7.5”
*playing monopoly revolution*
Norway 🇳🇴: No I typed that wrong, 180k not 780k.
Iceland 🇮🇸: That's the third time you've almost accidentally given someone more than they needed.
Norway 🇳🇴: I'm just so rich, I'm desperate to give all my money away.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
*playing monopoly revolution*
Finland 🇫🇮: How much is that one?
Sweden 🇸🇪: 3 million.
Finland 🇫🇮: I'll.
Sweden 🇸🇪: You'll?
Finland 🇫🇮: I'll :)
*playing monopoly revolution*
Finland 🇫🇮: Which one is that one? Wait, picaldy?
Sweden 🇸🇪: That says piccadilly.
Finland 🇫🇮: oh.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: ughhhhh $1mil super tax.
Norway 🇳🇴: you're going to roll a 5 next and land on income tax.
Denmark 🇩🇰: I almost took $5mil off myself cause you said 5.
Iceland 🇮🇸: that was smart.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Norway 🇳🇴: That's my property, pay up.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Why don't you take all my money then, I'll just leave.
Norway 🇳🇴: You were the one who wanted to play monopoly.
Iceland 🇮🇸: yea well I don't anymore.
Turns out ghosts really don’t like me and Nor really doesn’t like ghosts. Also I wasn’t drunk in this video (surprising, I know), I’m just naturally stupid :) -Den 🇩🇰
*playing monopoly revolution*
Sweden 🇸🇪: This is the 6th time you've been in jail, what have you been doing with your life?
Finland 🇫🇮: Arson.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Iceland 🇮🇸: Wow are you already down to 4 million?
Denmark 🇩🇰: Well I thought I had 3 million so that's a win for me.
OKAY SO,
ARE Y’ALL OKAY?
Literally only 2 weeks ago we hit the funny number, and this blog is only just over 2 months old
We don’t have anything planned since this happened so suddenly, but we just wanted to say we really appreciate you all, thank you for supporting this blog that was born out of a drunk 2am idea
So uh, yeah, thanks for being here, we can’t wait to see what happens in the future
-Lizard 🦎 & Cereal 🥣
(Psssst, join our discord server ;D https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc )
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: That's mine, 1.4 million please. :)
Iceland 🇮🇸: *yeets dice across the room in frustration*
Denmark 🇩🇰: you have like 18 million, that shouldn't be a big deal.
Iceland 🇮🇸: yea but I dont like you
Denmark 🇩🇰:
*playing monopoly revolution*
Iceland 🇮🇸: I'll just bail myself out of jail, I have 10 million I can afford it.
Denmark 🇩🇰: hahahaha I have 15 million.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Well quite frankly I don't care.
How does a game of Mario Kart usually go down with you guys?
Iceland - Absolutely the best at the game, knows all the short cuts and tricks, always has the best car, always comes 1st in every single race.
Finland - A close second to Ice, VERY COMPETITIVE, usually it gets personal between the two and grudges are formed (but are only brought up during the next game)
Denmark - Spends about an hour picking the “perfect car” only to lose immediately. Can’t drive for shit but he still tries
Sweden - Drives a bit too carefully, pretty slow but he doesn’t crash a lot, usually comes in a solid 5th
Norway - Gets hit by literally anything and everything, even stray green shells, has a severe hatred for banana peels and will try desperately to avoid them but still hits them anyway. 8th on a good day.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Stop throwing lettuce into the void!
Denmark 🇩🇰: Sorry, I just really hate vegetables.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
Iceland 🇮🇸: Quick! We need more seaweed!
Norway 🇳🇴: Sorry I'm not really into weed.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
I do not need help you hooligan!-🇦🇽
You’re the one who said you wanted to castrate me for flirting with my own boyfriend 😔🤚
-Den 🇩🇰
Den I hope you know that I still wish you’d die under mysterious circumstances so I can use the detective kit sealand got for Christmas last year to find out who did and.... send them a gift basket because they’ve finally did the one thing I never could delete a Dane.-🇦🇽🦇🦇
Norway 🇳🇴: I wish I was vibing in the corner instead I'm just chopping a cucumber.
Finland 🇫🇮: You're just what?
Norway 🇳🇴: Chopping a cucumber.
Denmark 🇩🇰: I wish I was vibing in the corner, instead I'm just cumming.
Norway 🇳🇴:
Sweden 🇸🇪: Come on! We just need one more dish!
Finland 🇫🇮: I TRIPPED ON A FUCKING CUCUMBER.
Sweden 🇸🇪: T_T
Iceland! What have you been up to lately?
Iceland: Well, I’ve been trying to learn guitar but... It’s not going that great
Norway: I offered to help him but he’s a stubborn little bitch who thinks he’ll be able to play welcome to the black parade 2 days after picking up a guitar for the first time
Iceland: ... Why are you so mean to me?
Norway: You know I love you really
Iceland:
Norway 🇳🇴: Stop just standing there, holding cucumbers!
Denmark 🇩🇰: Do you not like it when I get my cucumber out 🥺
Norway 🇳🇴: Well-
