it’s a stage fit, i swear
Headcanons
"Just One Bed"
@sabersandsnipers
Oneshots
"His Corpse Bride?" ( x Zombie/Corpse Bride! Reader)
@fl3shm4id3n
𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭, 𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫?
"Happiness And Love Are Gone"
@thedevilssinner
you knew Astarion before he was turned
"The Sunwalkers Gift"
@sserpente
Legends say those who were cursed to live in the shadows are not lost. There is a ring, a ring of incredible power that allows its vampiric wearer to walk in the sun once more. If there is one thing you know, it is that Astarion—your partner, your lover—deserves to own this ring more than anyone. You put yourself in great danger to acquire it for him without his knowledge but in the end, you succeed. So now, what magical piece of jewelry would be more suitable to propose to the vampire spawn you want to spend the rest of your life with than this one?
hiiiii! I might start posting art on here soon, but if you have any ideas, thoughts, suggestions, or criticism, please let me know!!
-batty~ 🦇💯🐄
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y’know those cute couple shirts? Imagine one vampire themed, I’m thinking Astarion, with a shirt that says “I would only come inside your house with permission” and one saying “your house” 🥺 it feels so on brand.
Batty 💕🦇
Y’know the fact that humans glow slightly, but we can’t see it? Imagine Astarion, in the underdark, looking over and we’re fucking GLOWING like will solace ass Apollo child glowing. And we don’t notice it but he’s just baffled. idk I might be wrong but this would be a cute fic I feel like 🥺 just him being like “why tf are you glowing” and tav is just like “what in faerun are you on?”
low effort Gale posting
Omg PLEASE!!! I love the voice acting for Astarion, he did so well it’s ridiculous! 😆😆😆😆😆
And so the adventure begins! This is Shalyn, my wood elf ranger disney princess.
I started playing BG3! Managed to fuck up my data and went to Larians Discord. People there are helpful and hilarious.
I feel it's important you all know this is the cat Astarion is based on.
I love how these two are sharing their disappointment
and there is Karlach:
Some even thought that he was still alive
Hi! I will be posting my progress in working out and transition here and I also want to find a place here for my Astarion and BG3 phase 🦇
So hello everyone! those who are interested in my progress and Astarion! 😜
Have a nice day everyone and see you in the next post 🤍
Something I finished yesterday. This ended up taking me too long lmao
“My Tavs are all MORONS”
Couldn’t figure it out with the music so this is all sorry guys
For the ASTARION-ers
This man’s hair will be the death of me
Forever convinced bg3 is just dao for a modern audience. Here's my reasons as comparisons between party members:
Morrigan/Shadowheart: trauma goth girls
Leliana/Shadowheart: religion + flowers = adorkable loser that's obsessed w/you
Alistair/Wyll: precious cinnamon rolls that are too good for the rest of us (but with ✨secrets✨)
Alistair/Gale: will kill you with awkwardness and kindness (and maybe cheese)
Alistair/Astarion: pretty hair bois
Zevran/Astarion: elves with KNIVES and sexy accents
Sten/Lae'zel: dude with big sword that doesn't understand local customs
Dog/Scratch/Owlbear: this one's obvious
Wynne/Jaheira: easily the smartest person in the group, will totally judge when you fuck up, gives great mom advice
Leliana/Karlach: would definitely love to shop together, Karlach would prob think Leli's sense of style is nuts tho (she seems more practical to me idk and we all know what Orlesians are like)
Morrigan/Halsin: turns into bear, is scary
Reasons I love Shadowheart in no particular order:
Changing her hair bc she's confused and stressed and doesn't know how to separate herself from Shar other than turning her hair fucking WHITE (which is really funny if your Tav is a Selûnite with white hair cuz you just know she wants to be like you)
Bro she got white hair
WHITE HAIR
W H I T E
H A I R
She could definitely kick my ass and I would thank her for it afterwards
She got noodle arms in-game but she's stronger than Wyll, Astarion, Halsin, and Gale
She freed herself from a psycho cult like??? Is that not??? The most??? Badass???
Her dad is a fucking WEREWOLF
You walk up to her with something serious to talk about and she's just like ✨hello lover✨ with that cute little laugh when she realizes she sounds ridiculous
Also no one talks about how flexible she is like did you NOT see the way she bent her entire fuckin leg to pin Lae'zel to the ground???
She is a FREAK
Thank u for coming to my ted talk
Forgot to post this one here, the last piece I created using Krita :)
Astarion and my Durge, Avin
The best choice I made on bg3 was playing as Durge, what a roller coaster it was!
Painting study with my favorite vampire :)
A pendant to wear when you miss him :)