Fun fact abt me!!
I am a big Marauders fan but i refuse to read ATYD‼️
Why? simply put, i am a hater. better put, it honesty doesn’t seem worth my time. it’s a long book covering like seven years.
also, it’s supposed to be canon accurate but it straight up made up a character??
in all honesty i don’t really like canon accurate fics.. if i wanted canon stuff i’d read Harry Potter or Harry Potter fics. all the fun about Marauders is that we can make them fun little magic queer people!
Everything about this is just perfect
he/they (prefers they but dosnt want to inconvenience others by saying that so only really the other marauders use they)
short but not the shortest (is like an inch or a couple cm for you not americans taller than sirius and loves to talk about it)
is aroace but doesn’t realize it until like the middle of sixth year, and because he doesn’t realize it for a while dates and sleeps with so so many people. like you could point to a random student in the great hall at dinner that was about their age and they would probably be peter’s ex of some kind
loves cheese. loved cheese before they became animagi. when they were working on that james and sirius would joke that peter would be a mouse or a rat because of how much they likes cheese
is like besties with cat form mcgonnagal. he doesn’t know it’s her but she knows it’s him and they sometimes will hangout and run around the hallways. they bond over their love of cheese.
because he’s besties with mcgonnacat, he never had any problems with pet cats and strays bc minerva told them pete’s a friend. (also helps that they steal cheese for them from the kitchen)
is actually pretty good at school but his B+s and A-s aren’t that noticeable next to james and remus’s consistent As and A+s (or whatever the equivalent would be at hogwarts)
a god at chess
is a really good singer but only ever sings in front of the other marauders (once he drunkenly did karaoke with mary and she asked for his autograph after(jokingly ofc but still))
got a muggle driving license bc he thought that would be helpful. bc of this he was the designated alcohol getter on their cornwall ‘77 trip (atyds is canon shhh)
also always the designated snack getter from the kitchen when they’re doing anything
always has ibuprofen or some kind of pain relief potion in his pocket/bag bc remus is always in some form of pain from his furry little problem, james is always sore from quidditch and sirius gets migraines. mary also gets really bad cramps and never complains but peter can tell when she’s in pain. he himself has chronic joint pain but never takes the medicine because what if his friends need it?
also always has extra cigarettes and a lighter in his bag even though he dosnt smoke
he also always has an extra tampon and pad
when hes drunk he can’t transform to or from his rat form. so if hes drunk and a rat at the time, hes kinda stuck at a rat, at least until he sobers up a bit
can play guitar and the drums and a little bit of piano
loves quidditch and watching quidditch and the idea of playing quidditch but in reality is a bit afraid of heights (though in james’s backyard where the goal posts aren’t to high, he’s an amazing keeper)
feeling like all your friends have much more fun with each other than with you
being relieved at accomplishments rather than feeling a sense of achievement
feeling like you're missing out when you're alone, but when with other people all you want is to be alone
anytime you say a bit too much you feel like you've overshared and should literally keep shut all the time
anytime someone laughs you immediately assume its about you or directed at you
you hate being humiliated in even the tiniest way
me as soon as october starts:
He woke up in the dark. It was too hot in the little room they’d put him in, being early August. Though he supposed that could be the fever. He always had a high -
little miss cant listen to a single song without making it about dead gay wizards from the 70s
“I never meant to start a war.” (I like Peter Pettigrew)
PETER ACTUALLY BEING IN A SCENE
(i love young pete with all my heart i can’t)
scene from sirius’ perspective of atyd
me after halloween 1981
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
i came up with the most crack ship of them all and have been considering writing a one shot for it . . .
i present to you:
peter pettigrew x christopher barley
i cant i need it 😭
im addicted to my little stories about a disgraced posh boy and his broken family that disapprove of his werewolf bf );
"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there
The fall of Marylene and the rise of Marylily is HEARTBREAKING . Idk I've never seen the appeal of Marylily but MARYLENE?? Marylene has it all. Istg, if you want a true best friends to lovers wlw ship in the marauders fandom, angsty and omg so good: MARYLENE IS THE WAY TO GO !!!
ATYD x DPS
All The Young Dudes-Dead Poets Society📖🕯️
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“We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute,” Christopher started, feeling slightly agitated and like he needed to prove his point to the arrogant airhead, Sirius Black. “We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race!” He spoke finally, tucking his book underneath his arm.
Remus stood next to the blonde boy, as tall and gangly as ever. Sirius was in front of them. The black haired boy looked greatly amused, his pink lips turning up to form a coy smirk. He wanted to take the piss out on them.
Chris sighed, pushing his weight between his feet, and was about to awkwardly depart as Remus piped up. “And the human race is filled with passion.” He said roughly, turning to face the shorter boy, holding eye contact. Chris felt his heart flutter as he smiled. Sirius, one of Remus’ best friends, looked terribly annoyed. But he just held his eyes in contact with Chris. Like they were the only two in the room. Like they were something untouchable and meant something. Really meant something. Bloody Lupin.
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Aaa, idk if this really even makes sense but it was a fun idea . 🌑