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You know, these people like Eastman and Dick James and people like that, think that I’m an idiot. They really can’t see me; they think I’m some kind of guy who got struck lucky, a pal of Paul’s or something…
(John Lennon, December 1970, interview with Jann Wenner for Rolling Stone)
Don't want your love anymore Don't want your kiss, that's for sure I die each time I hear your name Here she comes, Cathy's clown
Paul McCartney discusses the design for Sgt Pepper with Mike Read in an interview for BBC Radio 1 (broadcast 1989)
PAUL: See I always hark back, when I'm making a record, in my mind, to me - in Liverpool I used to get on the bus, Saturday morning, go down to this big department store called Lewis's, go in the record department, get my record, that was a big favourite I'd been saving up for, get on the bus, upstairs on the bus, and unwrap it. And then I had a half hour to look at it. I couldn't play it, but I could look at it, and read the sleeve note and look at the pictures and everything. So I knew that other people would be doing that kind of thing so we designed Pepper with that in mind, you know, the person who's just been to his version of Lewis's, he's got that half hour to go home. So we'll give him masses, he could look at this one for months, you know, because after all its only cardboard and it really doesn't cost more to put a complicated picture on than it does just to put a picture of an orange, or something. READ: Of course Brian Epstein's idea was it being brown paper bags. PAUL: Well Brian was very keen on the album, we'd played it [for] him once it was all finished out at George's house. He was very sort of flamboyant [Brian impression] 'Oh! It's wonderful.' He really loved it, you know, he did this big, theatrical [Brian impression] 'Oh it's a wonderful album!' And we said 'Well we're still thinking about the cover, you know, we can't quite decide how to do the cover.' He said [Brian impression] 'Put a brown paper bag on it, it doesn't matter. It's so wonderful.'
what if I just jump off a bridge
Transcription under cut; we got another one of these people!!
The voice acting’s just a amazing and I couldn’t breath.
Judge: Court is now in session for the trial…the—the trial…What the hell are you holding?
Prince: Oh! This is my client’s emotional support muppet. I sent a note informing you of this beforehand.
Judge: Ugh, okay.
Prince: Alright then
(Prince voice switches into Snatcher’s)
Snatcher: Let’s get this shown on the road.
Snatcher: Objection! You say you have no clue why your daughter couldn’t be hired by anyone, but I requested the call logs of every director that my client’s been denied by. And guess whose number I found in everyone of them? That’s right, yours. How did I legally those call logs? Ehehe, it’s simple: I’m an actor myself you know. Quite a few directors were happy to share their information with me seeing how they want to hire me for their movies. Of course, not hiring my client based solely on what you said, hehe, well, she and I can talk about what to do with them at a later date.
Snatcher: There isn’t a single rule in this courtroom that says I can’t make my case through a giant muppet. So long as I’m pleading it properly it’s perfectly legal. Which is a word that would describe the complete opposite of you.
Snatcher: I know exactly what you tried to do. It was a mixture of jealousy over your daughters successful acting career and fear that you would lose the control you had over her life. Killing two birds with one stone, you prevented my client from getting a job, forcing her to live with you again where you could then emotionally manipulate her as much as you pleased. Unfortunately for you, Vanessa’s far stronger than you think she is and she knew to sue you for everything. All the evidence points to you being guilty. Your honor, I rest my case.
Judge: Yes, I see no reason to prolong this trial any further. Mr. Lu- (interrupted by coughing) Ugh, Mr. Snatcher has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you have emotionally manipulated your daughter. The courts finds you guilty.
(This song begins to play in background: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_JcM45gaFs )
Judge: Ugh, I don’t get paid enough for this. Court is adjourned.
TFW you ask your friend for two/three silly lines and he sends you an entire scene– (Also pardon my weird formatting, I’m doing this post in ways tumblr never intended–)
Context under the cut!
And if you like my friend’s voice acting, please check out the actual projects he’s part of, here and here!
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i was just scrolling late at night for audios and landed upon kafhime type beat audio bro 😭
got me giggling and kicking my feet tbh
nsfw audio under the cut!
kafhime sugarmommies (the sultry ass voice is kafka and the other one is obv himeko)
btw bear me if some of you send some suggestions and asks but im a lazy and slow ass person so it will be awhile before i finally post about them 😭
credit to the respective owner of the audio <3
ALWAYS RUNNING
-kalika
Elijah draws<3
Tw: blood, but it’s blue..so yea.
Intro to Elijah:
[~Name: Elijah
[~ Nicknames:Eli, jaz
[~Age: 23
[~Birthday: November 8
[~Personality: w/ strangers: gloomy, distant, aloof, stoic, cold. With close people: funny, annoying, talkative.
[~Likes: roses, death. Blood, his hammer, luxury, b!boo.
[~Dislikes: pink, any bright colors, certain people, past visions.
[~Allies/Friends: ???
[~Relatives(?): b!boo.
![Appearance Details]¡
[~Eye Color: red
[~Hair Style: short and wavy
[~Hair Color: dark red
[~Skin Tone: tan/white
[~Clothing Style: elegant, formal
[~Other: he wears a crown, has dark gold wings, cape, always has some sort of blood on him.
[backstory/actual lore!]
[~lore: brothers by blood, best friends by soul.
[~backstory: back in the old times when him and b!boo were born, their mother by their sides. He was a great kid, excellent in reading and writing. But one day everything changed when a portal opened up in his and b!boo’s village, as the chaotic ‘girl’ b!boo was. ‘She’ went in and disappeared without a trace.
For a few more years he lived in agony from the sudden loss of his beloved sister, he knew he had to make a change.
Oh also here have this video I made.
“Now Spell..”
OCS!
To celebrate my new blog I would like to share my currently favorit song with you! <3
Cut me off, I lost my track It’s not my fault, I’m a maniac It’s not funny anymore, no it’s not
My heart is like a stallion, they love it more when it’s broken Do you wanna feel beautiful, do you wanna, yeah
I’m outside the door, invite me in So we can go back and play pretend I’m on deck, yeah I’m up next Tonight I’m high as a private jet
Simon comes home hard and you happen to be there looking delicious for him NFSW⛔️⛔️.(HEADPHONES mdni)
Credit: Badjhur❤️❤️(I do not own audio)
Audio porn recs
I've seen a handful of posts like these and decided to share my own favourites because?? Why not
Addicted to rum_n-coke because he sounds like re2 leon
❝ personal faves below ❞ ✧ ೃ༄
Introverted boyfriend becomes possessive after a night out at the bar
Bf teaches you how to own him
High sex with switchy friend
Very subby. Mommy & breastfeeding kink 💀
Catboy bf helps you destress
Bratty ex boyfriend gets reminded of his place
Telling your friend he looks submissive and breedable. Spoiler alert he actually is
Audio 
sub!re2 best friend leon just can't get enough of you, and all he needs is to be your dumb puppy <3
mdni! eighteen plus only!
obviously not my audio, credit to rum_n-coke on reddit !!
cw: sub , m4f , name calling (towards self) , bondage , begging , fdom , good boy leon , oral (f recieving) , slight brattyness ? , anal or allusions to anal , spanking (like once or twice?) free use , there might be more? idk ?
you're so welcome <3
High school students joking about snapping their fingers to summon lightning after school during a thunderstorm
Cnetizens:
Diver by NICO Touches the Walls
November 2013 Song of the Month