Me: I'm normal
Also me: *makes a slideshow about male sexual assault and how we really don't talk about it enough and how in media it's frequently glossed over or made into a joke, and uses DC comics as one of my literary examples and talks for half an hour about it while still leaving some bits out* ...
The other four people in the class: ...
My teacher: yeah that deserves an A
Tim, after having a mental breakdown literally 10 seconds ago: ....wanna hear facts about whales?
Bruce: I don't have a parenting book for this-
I find it so fucking funny how I've managed to amass a friend group of nearly all neurodivergents. Like-
There are about 3 people in it that have no chance of getting into the grippy sock vacation.
And the other 17?
Well.
There were about 10 of us going to Home Depot cause we're helping one of our group to get stuff for their new deck and just. We're in the outdoor garden part and one of my friends just slaps my arm and points at 2 crows and the only word that leaves their mouth is
"Crow"
I turned and saw the crows and just even louder stated "CROW" and everyone in our group just turned and stared bug eyed at the crows in pure silence for a solid 5 seconds before another friend piped up and said
"Those are some nice birbs."
And we all nodded and mumbled our collective agreement.
Thinking about this time this dude in NYC was peddling his rap album to me and he was trying to gas me up, something to the effect of
"You know what I mean right, you (my dick) pretty big."
And i was like
"No."