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the amount of time i've spent trying to figure out chosen and dark's house is genuinely kinda embarrassing

I even started building rough approximations in the sims 4

all this for what? a few drawings? a fanfiction i probably will never finish????? I DONT EVEN LIKE ARCHITECTURE THAT MUCH???

guys i think i might be a little bit deranged

Everyone's favorite cosmic joke

Idea given to me by @thevisjex

Freedom (?)

i got bored and didn’t know what to draw,,,,,

[later]

vic: *looking at cat-tdl biting at a plushie* “are you evil?”

[a moment of silence]

cat-tdl: *shows cutely disarming kitty eyes*

vic: “yeah. i get it..”

tco: “…”

unconditionally a menace—whenever, wherever, anyway, n in any form.

—the cuteness overlord.

very short yes.

let me compensate for today’s lack of posting :)

OH MY GODODO HE LOOKS AMAZING THIS LOOKS SO GOODDDD 🥹🥹💗💕💗💕💗💜 I LOVE YOUR ART!!!

drawing @maibaxoxo’s OC!

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↓ original design’s peak ong. ↓

Chosen: You know, I'd love a partner who's sensitive, caring, and willing to do anything for me.

Dark: *explosions in the distance*

Chosen:

Chosen: I want that one.

Green: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Red: That's deep.

Blue: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.

Red: That's even deeper

Yellow: ...You guys are idiots.

Dark: You can trust me! Remember who pulled you out of the river when you were younger?

Chosen: Remember who pushed me in?

Blue: When's the last time you slept?

Yellow: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Yellow: A few- how many?!

Yellow: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Blue: What you need is sleep!

Green: I am decayed. My lungs are full of thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile. Be gentle with my corpse.

Yellow: Get out of bed, you're going to school whether you like it or not.

Green: I REFUSE.

Dark: And then they ran into my knife. 10 times.

Chosen: You mean you stabbed them?

Dark: They ran into my knife.

Yellow: You either get your work done or you'll end up at McDonald's.

Red: We're going to McDonald's if I don't do my work?

Yellow: NO-

Second: Hey Dark, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Dark, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Second: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Dark!

Red: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Red: And I started thinking.

Red: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Red: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Chosen: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.

Dark: Is it me?

Chosen: It's always you.

Second: Anyone d-

Yellow: Depressed?

Blue: Drained?

Red: Dumb?

Green: Disliked?

Second: -done with their work… what is wrong with you people…

Dark: I am literally evil incarnate.

Dark: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.

Dark: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

Yellow: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.

Yellow: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

Dark, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve insulted someone.

Dark: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve assaulted someone, but let’s not talk about that.

Green: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

Cop: What do you call disobeying the law?

Dark: A hobby.

Chosen: *stares pointedly at Dark*

Dark: That we do not engage in.

Yellow starved to death

Dark: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Red: I will swear word at you.

Dark: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

Yellow: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!

Second: YELLOW NO

Dark, wiping a fake tear from his eye: I taught them so well.

Dark: *kills Second*

Second: No thanks.

Second: I'm god.

Yellow: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

Dark: I believe in gay rights because I'm gay and I'm always right.

Second: All of your existences are confusing.

The Gang: How so?

Second: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.