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Purple: Red, why are you crying?
Red: This book is so sad!!
Purple, picking it up: But this is my diary-
Purple: Is something burning?
Green: My burning love for you of course!
Purple: …
Green: …
Green: And the kitchen is on fire…
Green: Purple, do you love me?
Purple: Of course I do!
Green: Would you still love me if I did something bad?
Purple: Well, of course I… would…
Green: I mean something really, really—
Purple: Green, what did you do?
*queue influencer arc montage*
Purple, sweating: Green, there’s something I need to ask you-
Green: Finally! You’re proposing!
Purple: How’d you know?
Green: Purple, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Green: I even picked it up once.
Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.
Second: Which one? I have seven.
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.
Second: Which one? I have seven.
Red, distantly: HEY!!!
Red: Yellow's amazing at concentrating. Once they start reading, the only way they’ll notice you is if you take their book away. Not even if you hit them or shake them!
Blue: That was them ignoring you.
Second: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.
Yellow: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Blue: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Yellow: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Blue: Is it working?
Red: So, Purple, do you have a crush on anyone?
Purple: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
Navy: Hey-
King: Leave before there is a serious misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.
Green: Hey Purple, do you have any hobbies?
Purple: Swimming...
Green: Really? That's cool, I never expected you to-
Purple: In a pool of self-hatred and regret
Yellow, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.
Yellow: Second, wake up!
Second, half asleep: Five more minutes...
Yellow: You've been in a coma for two years!
Second: ...
Second: Okay, two more minutes...
Yellow: I had to pick up Red early.
Blue: That’s alright. Have they been sick?
Yellow: No, not sick, they’re just very upset because they’ve had a hard day.
Blue: Wait, why did they have a hard day?
Yellow: They took their two pet snails to school with them today, and they had the snails in their book bag. They let out the snails by the sink in the back of the classroom for some exercise, and someone visiting the class that day thought they were snails that had come inside from the playground, so they threw Red’s snails out the window.
Blue: Oh my god.
Yellow: I know you are laughing, Blue, but please act sad about it when we get home today.
Blue: I’ll try but that is hilarious.
Yellow: Yeah, I know. Stupid pet snails.
Yellow: I’m trying not to let Red see me laugh.
Red: Do you see yourself as a glass half-full or glass half-empty kind of person?
Purple: Half-full, definitely.
Purple: Half-full and constantly rising.
Purple: Soon the water will escape its container and consume us all.
Green: I believe in you, Purple!
Purple, to themself: God, I must suck. The nicest thing Green can think to say to me is that they don’t doubt my existence.
Green, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Yellow: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Green:
Green: Water you doing?
Random person on the street: If you had to choose between your son and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Navy: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Purple: Dad!
Random Person: 63 cents.
Navy: …I’ll take the money.
Purple: DAD!!!
Green: I have feelings for you.
Purple: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
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