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Batfamily as actual things my family has said: Part 2
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Stephanie: Cass isn’t just my best friend, shes my baddie from another daddy
Jason: . . .
Stephanie: Oh dear god why did I say that
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Duke: What’s wrong with Tim?
Damian: The idiot took NyQuil instead of DayQuil by accident but refuses to sleep because he’s got work in an hour
Damian: He’d probably be fine if he hadn’t taken twice the recommended amount too
Damian: He’s gonna pass out any minute, wanna watch with me?
Duke: Hell yeah
Duke: Tim! How’s it going dude?!
Tim: I CAN SMELL THE RAINBOW
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Dick: I’m really not that sunburned
Barbara: lobsters aspire to achieve that color Dick
Dick: At least my skin actually has color
Barbara: It’s not my fault I’m translucent!
DC Characters as actual things my friends have said: Part 3
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Damian: You can’t talk you flat ass!
Stephanie: I may be part of the itty bitty titty committee, but i am NOT part of the itty bitty ass committee so shut your mouth
Damian: Oh sureee whatever you say
Stephanie: 38 inches Damian. 38 INCHES! that’s bigger than cass’s head
Cass: It’s true! we measured :)
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Roy: My friendship is your birthday present!
Jason: Does it come with a receipt?
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Dick: This is a circus, a certified circus
Dick: And I would know, I traveled with one for 6 months when I was 19
Donna: You know I always forget about that
Wally: Yeah you’d think it’d come up more
They all yell at everyone else constantly about respecting their personal boundaries and shit but then they all turn around and track each other’s every move, like “i just wanna make sure you’re safe :(“
Love the idea of the batfam all being equally unhinged like Tim calls dick every two days with “why’d you take the cameras I use to stalk you down :(“ Dick is always placing trackers on everyone, Bruce just fucking shows up and watches his kids go about their daily lives, Jason’s got eyes all over the city to ping him if someone matching his families description pops up, Barbra is always listening and watching like love that shit
some quick little doodle headshots of cassie, tim, and cass. today was the first day in a while i’ve been able to draw and it feels great!
Batfamily as actual things my family has said: Part 1
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Bruce: Jason! No gang signs at the dinner table!
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Damian: Stingrays are so smooth. They feel like Stephanie’s hands.
Steph: Was that a compliment? I can’t tell if that was a compliment.
Damian: OH I’M SORRY FOR TRYING TO BE NICE TO YOU ASSHOLES FOR ONCE! GOD, I MENT THAT YOU HAVE SMOOTH HANDS!
Steph: Thank you?
Damian: whatever
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Dick: Oh don’t worry the bite marks are just from Tim
Barbara:
Dick: I swear that sounded reassuring in my head
Justice League Meeting
Superman: where's Batman? The meeting was supposed to start 20 minutes ago.
Wonderwoman: could he be in danger?
Green Arrow: someone maybe should call him BEFORE we go into defcon 1
Superman: [calls the bat-line]
Oracle: [answers] this is O. How can I help?
Superman: Hi Oracle. Batman was supposed to be at the tower 20 minutes ago. Do you know where he is?
Oracle: let me check... yeah, he's at the cave, I can connect you to the security cameras?
Superman: Please.
Oracle: ok.
-The batcave shows up on screen, Bruce and some of the kids present-
Batman: [Mid sentence] -OUTRAGEOUS STUNT!!
Damian: [scowling, arms crossed] -tt-
Batman: Do NOT scoff at me, young man!
Jason: [snorts]
Batman: Are you Laughing?! This is reckless even by YOUR standards Jason!
Jason: yeah... but you said-
Batman: [menacing] What?!
Jason: [looks at Dick and mimes "young man"]
Batman: Don't look at-
Dick: [loudly and jovially] THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN
Batman: Wh-
Steph: I said YOUNG MAN [spins to point at Tim]
Tim: [Fingerguns at Steph] Pick yourself off the ground!
Batman: [floundering] En-
Dick: I said YOUNG MAN
Jason: 'Cause you're in a new town!
Duke: [from the locker rooms] There's no need to be unhappy!
Batman: [to Duke] You're not even in trouble!
Steph and Tim: YOUNG MAN there's a place you can go!
Dick: [throws an arm around Jason's shoulders] I said YOUNG MAN! When you're short on your dough!
Jason: You can STAY THERE!
Batman: That's EN-
Dick and Jason: [turn to Damian, grinning expectantly] and I'm sure you will find-!!
Damian: [glaring and without enthusiasm] ...many ways to have a good time.
Batman: Don't-
All the batkids: [chorusing] It's fun to stay at the B-A-T CAVE
Batman: [finally loses it] WHY???!!
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Superman: ...
Green Arrow: ...well someone has to say it.
The Flash: That he should get an award for parenting that lot?
Green Arrow: that clearly inherited behaviour has nothing to do with genetics. I grew up with Bruce Wayne; he deserves every second of this
me n who
pt.1 of batfam dancing !!! ( dick grayson and barbara gordon)
pt 2 here
‼️Peter Parker In Gotham Fic Idea‼️
A Peter Parker In Gotham fic but not the Tom Holland-Peter but the 20 year old Peter Parker who has both collage, work and patrol. Who shamelessly flirts with both Nightwing and Red Hood as Spider-Man but literally dies when meeting them out of costume.
The guy is used to Deadpool and is not impressed or shocked at anything the Bats do. You d!ed? Okay and? You k!lled somebody with a ballon? Sound believable. You stalked me? Okay, what do you want me to do about it?
He is tired and done with everyone’s sh!t, he will befriend your villains and your neighbours. He will stop a fight by treating to call your and your enemies parents. Does he have their numbers, yes.
Batman and the Joker fighting:
Spider-Man, a hand on his hip: Mr, do you want me to call your butler?
Batman: You don’t have his number.
Spider-Man, phone in hand: Are you sure?
Alfred: Mr Batman, get home it’s dinner
Joker: Wtf
Next time anyone would wonder what the hell is going on in Batfamily they just should remember the fact the first Robin was raised in a circus
Babs' shirt makes want to fly into the sun
STEPH AND CASS MEETING
THE STARS HAVE ALIGNED
man cass has a badass costume
batgirl, work your creepy magic
she just??? got out???? of an ambulance???? at that speed???!!!
she is truly the next batman, no one is unhinged on the same level as her and bruce
Conspiracy theory time
What if Alfred was the head of Court of Owls all this time and that's how he knew everything and he kept batman under his radar as he was a vigilante to make sure court of owls could be kept a secret. And when Bruce found out the truth he knew that the court of owls functioned from the very ancient arkham asylum and Wayne mansion because he sheltered the leader all this time, he blows everything up and erases everything, killing himself in the process.
But he doesn't say anything to any of his children in his last message in fear that Alfred will kill his children too.
Nobody doubted Alfred because he raised Batman and since Alfred basically had access to anything and everything thanks to Bruce Wayne's and Batmans reach and talented hacker "grandchildren", he could make sure nobody actually realized that "Court of Owls" wasn't just an urban legend but an actual organization with Alfred as head. Alfred later turns Batman and Little Damien Robin into Talons after their death. He wanted to turn Jason too but he was taken from grave before that.
Since Alfred was supposedly dead and wasn't supposed to survive the explosion of Bat cave he was in a dilemma since he couldn't have access to any of batmans kids and all the kids had their own head quarters.
I think the read plot twist will be if in the Game Gotham Knights, Alfred is revealed to be the head of "court of owls" all this time.