You're a gem
I’m a queen at improv and I’ve started testing “my phone is dying but I want to show you this movie we should see” and ask to use their phone. I open up the browser and go to a website for movie listings, act like I’m trying to find the “movie”, but I start quickly sifting through their history. Dating apps, looking for porn buzzwords. Some of it is really disturbing and tells me all I need to know about the guy trying to “court” me.