Bernard Dowd - Blog Posts
Did we all collectively agree that Tim chooses to have a public feud with Red Robin as a way to cover his identity?
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Reporter, pushing a microphone on RR: What are your thoughts on Tim Wayne's recent kidnapping?
Red Robin, deadpan: He's an asshole cosplaying a feral racoon and whiny bitch.
-Later that day-
Tim, watching the news: Well fuck you too *flips off the TV*
Batfam: *concerned*
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Bernard, who's publicly in a relationship with Timothy Drake-Wayne, was caught kissing RR on a rooftop. Kon-El, who the world thinks definitely has a thing with RR, was seen carrying Tim back to a penthouse at night.
This leads Gotham city to believe that Tim and RR stole eachother's boyfriend. Thus fuelling another war between RR and Tim on twitter.
It didn't help when a picture of Bernard and Superboy having a date was posted online.
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Tim: *requested and funded a Red Robin joint to be built in Gotham city *
A video of RR staring at the building offended and distained from across the street went viral.
Tim drake: Robin #1 spoilers
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Oooh let the timber angst begin...
DC Preview: Tim Drake: Robin #1
My babies are back!!!
Tim: You're the love of my life and my best friend , I would do anything for you.
Bernard: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Tim: Absolutely not.
I'm excited to see this Bernard. He looks so cute and smooth.
Something that disappointed me a lot about the Tim Drake Special is that they preferred to place a Timkon moment instead of Timber.
Bernard is his fucking boyfriend and deserves more respect. It was the opportunity to finally see something intimate between them like a kiss, but they decided to capture a fanservice that they could have put in any other comic.
I know some fans are upset that there hasn't been much development between Tim and Bernard for the year they've been together, but they also have to be aware that Tim doesn't even have his own comic, so he has to be sharing their development in comics of other characters.
It's funny to know that Bernard didn't think Stephanie was real because he thought Tim might be gay.
SPOILERS
TIM DRAKE'S SPECIAL
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Bernard and Stephanie besties
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Tim and Bernad at the DC PRIDE ♥️🤍🖤🤎💜💙💚💛🧡❤️
I will never understand TimKon fans who put their ship before queer representation.
I feel like Conner was Tim's sexual awakening and they deserve to be together. Nothing against Bernard tho. I just would like to see Tim and Kon together so here is a reedited version of the DC PRIDE cover.
Au where the Drake’s don’t die (they’re just bad parents) and as Tim gets older they start spending a SLIGHT bit more time with him to train him to take over Drake industries. They start trying to set up a marriage to a daughter of a good family for Tim, but he’s dating Bernard, who is not only a man but from a “subpar family.” They demand he break it off.
Tim refuses to break up with his boyfriend, threatens causing a huge scandal and making out with Bernard in public if they engage him to anyone.
Jack and Janet threaten to disown him, bc they think Tim’s been living the soft cushy house (manor) life hidden away from the world on thier money this whole time, so they’re all, “You’ll come crawling back, you need us and our money, this will teach you a lesson.”
Tim, who has been practically independent since he was four, has extensive robin training, access to zetatubes, powerful friends (and enemies) in every major city across the world, at least eight fully stocked safehouses in Upper Gotham alone, a personal bank account under his own name with combined Drake and Wayne allowance, at this point is only in Drake manor when his parents are here (a week with an important gala every four months maybe) and has LITERALLY had a discussion with Bruce about a custody battle due to negligence so he can call himself a Wayne on paper not even a week before, just laughs.
“This is Gotham. I’ll get Bruce Wayne to adopt me.”
That makes them mad. His parents show him the disowning paperwork and kick him out. Tim doesn’t even run to Wayne Manor, he meanders over while tapping at his phone.
Bruce already had the paperwork ready. The Drakes don’t know what’s happening before it’s too late. Tim is a Wayne. They try to challenge it but they relinquished all rights and Tim has receipts of parental neglect and also he already has a room at the manor.
Tim takes over as Wayne Industries CEO (the sooner the funnier) and immediately starts being awesome at it, smug ass grin in every photo, the other Waynes cackling in the background as the Drakes seethe and thier stocks plummet. The next gala they go to, Bruce makes absolutely sure to turn to Tim and go, “So son, when is your boyfriend coming over for dinner?”
Bernard comes back from a family camping trip to find out his boyfriend started an upper crust civil war for the right to date him. And also he’s invited to Wayne Manor. Wtf Tim.