Bsd Skk - Blog Posts
Chuuya: I hate you!
Dazai's head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words...
Chuuya: I had no idea you were so willing to die for me.
Dazai: Trust me I can hardly believe it myself.
Dazai: When you see him, please don’t freak out ok?
Kunikida: I’m not going to freak out. Who ever you’re dating I’ll always be accepting of them. Even if they were working in the port mafia...
Dazai: Alright, you can come in!
*Chuuya walks in*
Kunikida: Mr. Nakahara, please get out of the way. I’m trying to see who is Dazai dating!
Chuuya, waisted, through the phone: It gets lonely here. And you know what happens when I'm lonely mackerel?
Dazai:
Chuuya: When I'm lonely I become hungry and when I become hungry I want to choke on that *beep* of yours, *beep* close, then lick all of your *beep* before taking out your *beep* and *beep* with more teeth *beep* until you're screaming *extended beep* like a fucking baby-
Dazai, traumatized: *ends the call, breaks his phone in two, punches the broken phone with a big book multiple times, makes a milkshake with the million little pieces of what remained from the phone and then gives it to Atsushi to drink it*
Dazai: Kissing can burn 26 calories per minute, wanna work out with me?
Chuuya, offended: Are you calling me fat???
Dazai: Chuuya is mad at me and I don’t even know why.
Odasaku: Were you talking before he got mad?
Dazai: Yeah.
Odasaku: That’s probably why.
Dazai: Would you slap your crush's face for 2 million dollars?
Chuuya: I would roundhouse kick you in the face for free.
Dazai: Savag-
Dazai: Wait...
Dazai: WAIT-
Chuuya, panicking: fgqhcwgnaklud-
(Welcome to my weird agenda of skk meet the night Dazai leaves, and dazai tries to break up with chuuya that night,
and Chuuya just goes "don't be stupid, makerael. Now, I'm coming with you."
Which in response dazai goes "marry me." And they both just stand there awkwardly but eventually conclude yes they are going to illegally get married before running away.)
"Dazai what are you doing here." Chuuya seethed
"Collecting my things my dearest ex~" Dazai replied in a sing song voice
"You cannot be serious right now."
"I'm Collecting my things, mr nakahara, now kill me or leave me be." He responded seemingly completely numb in that moment
"No." He continues
"you do not get to leave me without even giving me a chance to keep you in my life, don't be like all those people who have left. At least be honest with yourself"
"What are you trying to say chuuya?"
"You stupid makerael, break up with me or prove to me that you won't try to push me out of your life again and take me with you. Let me experience your change with you. Let me be there for you, asshole."
"Nakahara chuuya, marry me"
"Wait- What!? And why was that a demend? You're supposed to ask."
"Awww chibi, I was trying to be romantic!"
"I- what?"
"Chuuya, your really set on coming with me and betraying the port mafia with me and you want me to do something to prove I won't break up with you over text and than sneak into our secret apartment right?"
"Well, yes but I meant like over the years we'll be in hiding."
"I still think you should marry me."
"I- are you being serious"
"Of course I am slug."
"Yes."
"Come on it'll be- wait what!? "
"Yes, you stupid makerael"
"Did you really have to add a insult befitting of your size?"
"Stop being a infuriating finance before I change my mind and go become a bitter mafia ex"
"Whatever you say chibi, now since you used that insult, you have to pretend to be the bride!"
"What! Why!?"
"Slug, gay marriage isn't legal remember?"
"Oh right..."
"Plus you look more like a girl, and your a bottom!"
Chuuya wasn't really paying attention, he was too busy hoping this timeline did not go like the last one, he admit he didn't regret committing suicide with dazai in that one, but still he hoped maybe in this timeline they could be happy......
Any advice on characterisation? (They are obviously 18!skk)
Ok skk idea incoming (based on yours truly being mentally unstable)
A fic written from 17? dazai's perspective where he finds out chuuya after everything has also become suicidal but in the doesn't tell anyone way,
as in 17 year old dazai finds his crush who he was just laughing with two hours ago, trying to commit suicide. He freezes up because what? Why? And then on instinct saves chuuya.
Example:
He suddenly relises why chuuya was 'jokingly' agreeing to the double sucide he had proposed during their latest misson, But it also didn't make sense blindly loyal life loving chuuya suicidal? It didn't make any sense.
He kept a close eye on chuuya after that, focused on his every movement even more than before. However he didn't know what to do when chuuya was away and he lost his best friend, he of course listened to oda and ran away but he waited for chuuya to get back.
When he talked to chuuya he really wasn't expecting to end up with chuuya as his rich husband and him in the ada, chuuya is not in the mafia anymore mind you his husband is rich in a respectable way.
The ada hadn't met his husband yet, they didn't even know about his husband to be honest, it's not like dazai hid chuuya from them. To be fair dazai didn't fluant the fact he was married either, even his ring was almost never in view.
And him flirting with women didn't help even if to him it always clearly a joke. He would never cheat on chuuya, Chuuya & his promise was his reason for living and chuuya's was him, they were even planning to add another reason soon.
Should I finish this then Ao3 it?
Something silly and cute Ft Ada skk bcs i. love them <3
Quick doodle before I disappear again
Yo bsd fandom feel like I haven't fed y'all in a while
I started this back in fucking January because I needed more parental Oda fics
Ummm then I forgot about it but it's back now!!
Taking a lil break from the Bungo fics so I thought I'd give y'all some of fic recs
@weewooooweew I'm looking at you, if you like the stuff I write then you'll probably like these as they are the fics that got me to start writing in general
^chuuya getting the comfort he deserves
^don't even know where to start with this one but god it's amazing (get the tissues in preparation)
^Ranpo and Ed t4t comfort, always a good read after a bad day
^oh god, this one, yeahh this one gets me right in the abandonment issues