N: would you slap your lover for two million dollars?
Leo : I would roundhouse kick Ravi for free
Leo: Wait, did you just flirt with me?
N: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.
N: i gotta figure out what kind of hoe i’m gonna be for halloween
N-stans: HAKYEON! I WANNA HAVE YOUR CHILDREN!
N: *flustered* There are five of them in the living room, just take as many as you want with you.
Hakyeon: Have you heard from Jaehwan?
Wonshik: I'm sure everything's fine. We left him with Taekwoon-Hyung
Hakyeon: No offense Wonshik, but those two sentences don't go together
teacher: hyuk said a swear word in class
Hakyeon: i’ll talk to him about it
Hakyeon, to hyuk: what the fuck, dude?
Hyuk: From now on we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Ken code name Been There Done That. Ravi is Currently doing that. Leo is It Happened Once In A Dream. N, code name If I Had To Pick A Dude. Hongbin is... Eagle Two.
Hongbin: Oh thank god.
N: Hongbin, why aren't you putting your clothes away?
Hongbin: Ravi and Leo hyung won't come out of the closet.
N: Quick! We need a distraction
Leo: Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?
Ken: my time has come
Ravi, skateboarding in their dorm: 'sup heteros
Hakyeon: The fuck did you just call me
*highschool universe*
Ken and Ravi dancing at the front of the school dressed as turkeys
Hongbin: what on Earth are they doing?
Hyuk holding his laughing: I told them this was a tradition of the school
N: those dumbasses believed you? Without asking no one else?
Hyuk: it's bc I have no bitch resting face, bro
Leo recording with a proud dad smile
N: ok but did you have to slap him?
Leo: you weren't there, you didn't hear what he said
N: what did he say?
Leo: "what are you going to do? Slap me?"
N: fair enough.
Ken: Do you think koalas get angry?
N: Do I look like National Geographic?