N: would you slap your lover for two million dollars?
Leo : I would roundhouse kick Ravi for free
Dispatch: *following Leo*
Boss: any news???
Dispatch: he's choking Ken.
Taekwoon: what was the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Wonshik: that I was straight.
Ravi: high and yelling* WHO DRUGGED ME?!
Leo: yourself bitch, you ate an entire pan of brownies
Ravi: past Ravi, you son of bitch!
Hakyeon: Have you heard from Jaehwan?
Wonshik: I'm sure everything's fine. We left him with Taekwoon-Hyung
Hakyeon: No offense Wonshik, but those two sentences don't go together
Hyuk: From now on we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Ken code name Been There Done That. Ravi is Currently doing that. Leo is It Happened Once In A Dream. N, code name If I Had To Pick A Dude. Hongbin is... Eagle Two.
Hongbin: Oh thank god.
N: Hongbin, why aren't you putting your clothes away?
Hongbin: Ravi and Leo hyung won't come out of the closet.
N: Quick! We need a distraction
Leo: Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?
Ken: my time has come
Ravi, arguing with Leo: Can we not do this in front of our friends?
Leo: Friends? I tolerate Ken, and Hyuk is basically a pet.
Hyuk: someone died in the living room.
Leo: well, I guess it's not a living room anymore.
Waking up with hangover
Ravi: OMG!! What we did? What WE DID!?!?
Leo: being drunk, dumb gays, that's what we did
*highschool universe*
Ken and Ravi dancing at the front of the school dressed as turkeys
Hongbin: what on Earth are they doing?
Hyuk holding his laughing: I told them this was a tradition of the school
N: those dumbasses believed you? Without asking no one else?
Hyuk: it's bc I have no bitch resting face, bro
Leo recording with a proud dad smile
N: ok but did you have to slap him?
Leo: you weren't there, you didn't hear what he said
N: what did he say?
Leo: "what are you going to do? Slap me?"
N: fair enough.
Leo, shining flashlight under bed: Hongbin, are you ready to come out and socialize with people?
Hongbin: [Demonic screeching]
Leo: Understandable, have a good day.
Hyuk: Hope you get run over.
Leo: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.