Childe - Blog Posts
Hu Tao: so.. Zhongli and Childe... whos the big spoon and whos the little spoon?
Childe: we're chopsticks!
Hu Tao: aww thats cute
Hu Tao: so does that means you two snuggle together perfectly?
Childe: no, it means that if you take one away the only thing the other is good for is stabbing
Zhongli: please don't stab your food with chopsticks
My favourite MC ships in different Hoyo games
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I had an idea for her death!
After Childe summons Osial, he goes to the Northland Bank to reconvene with Signora and to discuss the next steps of the plan. But when he gets there, she's already taking the Gnosis from Zhongli. He gets mad and tries to fight them both. But his tantrum draws the attention of Osial, who attacks the harbor. The bank is destroyed, and Zhongli makes a Geo shield to save them all. But Signora is fixated on the Gnosis, which has fallen outside the protection of the shield. She makes a desperate attempt for the Gnosis. Osial sweeps her up and there's a short fight sequence before Signora rashly turns into her Crimson Witch form. From there, Osial extinguishes her flames and she falls to the ground, slain. In her hand, still clasped tight, is the Geo Gnosis. She held onto it until her last breath. Childe briefly thanks her for her sacrifice before gingerly taking it.
i mostly have all pieces of inazuma rewrite planned out, it just takes long to write it down, but one thing i don’t know what to do with is Signora. like. she has nothing to do with the quest. she has nothing to do with the themes or the region. she just shows up and dies. she’s absolutely wasted here and if it was up to me i would just free her from this quest, but i think her death here is strategically important to the lore and overall genshin timeline so like idk.
The Abyss Within
Mondstadt had always been a city of song, of laughter, and the gentle murmur of wind-blessed freedom. It was a place of safety, a sanctuary from the chaos that roiled beyond its borders. But in the past few months, something had changed. A shadow had fallen over the city, creeping ever closer with each passing night.
It started slowly—a series of mysterious disappearances in the outskirts, rumors of strange creatures lurking in the woods. And then there were the sightings: a figure, tall and broad-shouldered, moving with inhuman speed and brutality, leaving destruction in his wake. Whispers spread through the city like wildfire, and the people of Mondstadt began to grow wary, unsure of what malevolent force was stalking the darkness.
You had heard these rumors, too, though you dismissed them at first. After all, you had your own distractions to deal with—your meetings with him.
You had met Childe, or Tartaglia as he sometimes called himself, by chance during your travels. He was charming, bright-eyed, and seemingly always one step ahead of you with his playful banter and infectious grin. You had taken a liking to him, finding his adventurous spirit and easy smile disarming. And despite the fact that he was a member of the infamous Fatui, you felt something... different in him.
Childe had become a frequent presence in your life, an unexpected friend, even as you knew there was more to him than the affable, mischievous man who walked beside you through Mondstadt’s markets and taverns. There was something dark beneath the surface, something you couldn’t quite place. But he had never shown it to you—until the night everything changed.
It was a crisp evening when you last saw Childe, sitting by the fountain in Mondstadt’s plaza, his usual confident grin plastered across his face as he waved you over. He greeted you as warmly as ever, but there was a tension to him that you couldn’t ignore. His smile didn’t quite reach his eyes, and his usual lively demeanor felt strained.
“You seem... distracted,” you said, watching him carefully as you sat down beside him.
He chuckled, though the sound was hollow. “Do I? Just a lot on my mind, I guess. The Fatui never rest, you know. But you don’t want to hear about my troubles. Let’s talk about you. How have things been? Still stirring up trouble in Mondstadt?”
His teasing tone was there, but there was an edge to it. He was hiding something. You had known Childe long enough to see when he was masking his true feelings.
“Childe... you can tell me if something’s wrong,” you said softly, reaching out to place a hand on his arm. “You don’t have to pretend with me.”
For a moment, something flickered in his expression—a flash of vulnerability, of conflict. But then it was gone, replaced by that familiar cocky smile.
“Nothing’s wrong. I promise,” he said, standing up abruptly. “Actually, there’s something I wanted to show you. Come with me.”
You hesitated for only a second before following him, the unease in your stomach growing stronger with every step. Childe led you out of the city and into the woods beyond, his pace quick, almost hurried. The sky was darkening overhead, and the air was thick with the scent of rain.
“Where are we going?” you asked, glancing around at the shadows stretching across the path.
Childe didn’t answer right away. His shoulders were tense, his eyes focused ahead. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, he spoke.
“There’s something you need to see,” he said, his voice lower now, more serious than you had ever heard it. “Something I haven’t told you.”
The trees grew denser as you followed him deeper into the forest. Your heart was pounding in your chest, a mix of curiosity and fear swirling in your mind. Childe had always been unpredictable, but this felt different—more dangerous.
Finally, he stopped in a small clearing, the moonlight filtering through the canopy above. He turned to face you, his expression unreadable.
“Do you know why I joined the Fatui?” he asked, his voice barely above a whisper.
You shook your head, frowning. He had never talked about it, and you had never pressed him for answers.
“I wasn’t always like this,” he continued, his eyes dark and distant. “There was a time when I was... different. But something changed me. The Abyss—”
He paused, his jaw tightening as if the mere mention of it was painful.
“I fell into it. I became something else. Something... darker.” His gaze shifted, his usual playfulness replaced with a cold intensity. “I’m not just the Childe you know. There’s another part of me. A part I can’t control.”
Your heart sank as his words began to sink in. You had always known there was more to Childe than he let on, but this was something far worse than you had imagined.
Before you could respond, Childe let out a low, humorless laugh. “I thought I could keep it hidden from you. I didn’t want you to see... him.”
“Who is ‘him’?” you asked, your voice trembling as you stepped closer.
Childe’s eyes met yours, and for a moment, the vulnerability you had seen before returned. But it was fleeting, quickly replaced by something darker.
“You’ll see soon enough,” he said, his voice heavy with resignation.
Without warning, Childe doubled over, clutching his chest as a pained groan escaped his lips. You rushed to his side, panic flooding your veins.
“Childe!” you cried, reaching out to steady him.
But he pushed you away, stumbling back as his body began to change. His once warm, blue eyes turned cold and lifeless, glowing with an eerie orange light. His muscles tensed, his posture shifting into something more animalistic, predatory. His breath came in ragged gasps, his grin twisted into something cruel, dangerous.
“I told you...” he rasped, his voice now a guttural growl. “I’m not always the Childe you know.”
The transformation was complete. The man standing before you was no longer the charming, mischievous warrior you had come to care for. This was someone—something—else. His eyes gleamed with a sadistic hunger, and his movements were sharp, calculated, like a predator stalking its prey.
Fear seized your heart as you took a step back. This wasn’t Childe. This was the monster he had warned you about. And now, you were alone with him in the heart of the forest.
“Childe, please,” you whispered, your voice barely audible over the sound of your pounding heart. “You don’t have to do this.”
But the creature that had once been Childe only laughed, a low, chilling sound that sent shivers down your spine.
“Childe?” he repeated mockingly, stepping closer. “That weakling? He’s always fighting me, holding me back. But not tonight. Tonight, I’m in control.”
Your pulse raced as he circled you, his eyes glinting with malice. This was no longer the man you had trusted, the man you had thought you knew. This was a nightmare brought to life.
You stumbled back, your mind racing as you searched for a way out, but he was too fast. In an instant, he was upon you, pinning you against a tree with a strength that left you breathless.
“Don’t look so scared,” he whispered, his lips brushing against your ear. “You should have known this would happen eventually. Did you really think you could get close to someone like me without seeing the truth?”
His words cut deep, the weight of his dual nature pressing down on you. You had seen glimpses of this side of him before—the ruthlessness, the bloodlust—but you had never imagined it would come to this.
As his grip tightened, you fought to keep your fear at bay. Somewhere beneath the monster that had taken control, the Childe you knew still existed. You had to believe that.
“Childe,” you said, your voice shaking but firm. “I know you’re still in there. You’re stronger than this—stronger than him.”
For a moment, his cruel smile faltered, a flicker of doubt crossing his face. But it was gone as quickly as it had appeared, replaced by a snarl of frustration.
“You’re wasting your breath,” he growled, though there was a hint of something—something fragile and fleeting—in his voice. “He can’t save you now.”
But you refused to give up. “I’m not asking him to save me. I’m asking him to save you.”
His eyes widened, and for a brief, agonizing moment, the monster’s grip loosened. You saw the flicker of recognition in his eyes, the faint glimmer of the man you had come to care for. The two halves of Childe’s soul were at war with each other, fighting for control.
And then, with a shuddering gasp, he let you go, stumbling back as if the weight of the conflict was too much to bear. He collapsed to his knees, clutching his head as he fought against the darkness threatening to consume him.
“Go,” he rasped, his voice raw with pain. “Before I...”
You hesitated, torn between the fear that kept you rooted to the spot and the desperate hope that Childe could still be saved. But in the end, you couldn’t leave him like this. Not when he was fighting so hard to hold on to himself.
You knelt beside him, your hand resting gently on his shoulder. “You’re not alone,” you whispered, hoping your words would reach the man trapped within the monster.
For a long moment, there was only silence, the weight of the night pressing down on you both. And then, slowly, Childe’s breathing began to steady, his tense muscles relaxing as the darkness receded.
When he finally looked up at you, his eyes were blue once more, filled with a haunting mix of relief and sorrow.
“I’m sorry,” he murmured, his voice trembling. “I never wanted you to see that side of me.”
You smiled sadly, brushing a strand of hair from his face. “It’s part of who you are. And I’m not afraid of you.”
Childe looked at you, his expression unreadable for a moment before he leaned in, resting his forehead against yours.
“I’ll always be fighting him,” he whispered. “But as long as you’re here... maybe I can win.”
this man is the reason i picked up genshin in the first place (i still don’t have him)
Though some people may mistake the monitor lizards' embrace as affectionate hugging between mates, it is actually a fierce struggle for dominance. These displays can go on for as long as 45 minutes!
Russia's boreal forests are called the taiga Yet another tortellini nickname to add the ever-growing list
FIVE SHELLS FOR YOU.
(means ILYSM)
★ zhongchi, short fluff & angst drabble, wc; 365, one major character death, mlm, husbands, bittersweet ending, ...
a/n: y'all have this first,, will do really post the fics i'm working on very soon promise😭😭 (*there's also a kazuscara ver of this👀) still busy kdjhfcskdvfgf--- and also for better experience while reading this you can try listening to this song to add more feels hueheuheu.
...
⇢ Sitting in a field of dandelions and forget-me-nots'. The radiant beam of someone was forever jumbled. Forever blurred in his mind. Zhongli cannot fathom how or even why he forgot his husband's delicate and impactful features that make anyone who laid eyes upon him flatter in awe, the same as him but different... It was pure adoration.
⇢ Now that he is visiting the grave, the pang in his chest and the churn in his stomach are not telling him good news. But he still continued to go.
⇢ "...Hi, my love," he smiled. "I brought you some shells that I picked up last week." Zhongli choked on his suppressed-almost-about-to-cry voice. "It kind of reminded me of your blue-ocean-like eye color... and also you, so... here." He placed five of them shells in his husband's tomb.
⇢ Zhongli sat there in peace and quiet, relishing the tantalizing serenity of the fresh breeze stroking across his soft golden-brown locks and cheeks. Zhongli drowns in his reminiscences of his beloved, his other half, as if his late husband, Childe, no, Ajax, whom he adheres to, is still there, giving him a back-embrace and humming a sweet tune in his ears.
⇢ And now, bitterness was seeping into his system. Remembering now the days they've spent together; when he was still there... those memories with him, that he treasured oh so dearly.
⇢ Zhongli, now crying in his lonesomeness and grief, spoke, "I'm sorry, so sorry, my love. I didn't mean to ruin our lovely mood today, hehe." He tried to wipe his tears away, but they just kept on flowing.
⇢ "Dear, I know this is quite late of me to say but, these five shells that I was and always gave you means... I love you so much, and not only that, I adore you just like how you adore my smile—that you keep on telling me it's pretty." Zhongli hesitated a bit but urged himself to speak again, "I adore and love you as a whole, just the way you are being true to yourself and not hesitating to any hardships, that's what makes me love you more... Ajax, my sun." He then bawled his tear stained eyes again painfully.
FIN.
s/n: sorry for the grammars if you ever see any errors my dear cinnamons TvT)~
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Got Childe's signature weapon im fucking winning
Grishaverse au Tartaglia?? 👀
He's obviously a Tidemaker. Maybe I'll do sun-summoner Lumine and Darkling Aether. They wouldn't be romantic ofc (duh). I like the concept of the twins being opposites like that. Maybe I'll change it around tho.
I really like this concept but I hate colouring things properly💪
since halloween season is coming up (yes I know it’s september but still never to early to celebrate halloween) I was thinking about what costumes some of the genshin characters would wear or you doing couple costumes with them, it’s all right if you can’t do all three of them just some ideas that were in my head!!
you have be trying to convince xiao to do a couple costume with you for a while now and he finally gave in you two are going as jack skeleton and sally.
for childe it’s the other way around childe loves halloween he always did matching costumes with his siblings in snezhnaya so he wanted to do a couple costume with you, you two would go as felix and Sergeant Calhoun don’t ask why I just get those vibes
ok so for you and kaeya both of you wanted to do couple costumes since both of you never really had any friends to match costumes with (lonely mofos) anyway you two would go as flynn and rapunzel idk why kaeya gives me flynn rider vibes.
Halloween Costumes
xiao, childe, kaeya + diluc x reader (separate)
A/N; I’m gonna tweek it a little, switching childe’s and xiao’s. And adding diluc. I’m in a studio ghibli mood so 😻
warning(s)/genre; no warnings, fluff, bulleted headcanons. modern AU. Costume pairings include male x fem!characters but reader is gn. Movie spoilers (mainly for repunzal)
Xiao;
This is such a coincidence that I get this request including xiao; because I was watching spirited away last night and haku and chihiro reminded me of xiao and my oc.
It would definitely take time to convince xiao to dress up with you for the costume party childe and kaeya are hosting.
After convincing him, you decided to dress up as characters from your guys favorite movie; spirited away. (jack skeleton and sally were your second choice but decided with haku and chihiro)
one of the greatest mf films istg
You guys dressed up as haku and chihiro; xiao being haku and you dressing as chihiro! you even bought a little dragon haku plush that xiao carries on his shoulder
“Do we really have to do this” he pouts, as you help him with his costume. “yes! we already bought the costumes, so there’s no point in not going anymore, plus, you look super cute in this outfit!” you cheer, patting down his costume making sure it fit him, he blushes and stares at the mirror. “Atleast Im not making you wear the wig..” you giggle. “There’s no way you’d get me to wear that ugly sweaty thing” he crosses his arms but there’s a small upright curve on his lips when he hears you giggle.
Childe;
This was your idea, because god forbid you two go as the hot sexy gun lady and the fix it man from reck it ralph. No way in hell, especially if childe was gonna make you dress up as fix it felix because your shorter then him
It took a tiny bit of convincing to change childe’s mind to dress up as howl and Sophie from howls moving castle. but after you watched the movie he was convinced
He wanted to dress up as howl’s bird form but you convinced him to be normal and go as blonde howl.
Was actually really happy with how you two turned out. Said it would have been funny if you dressed up as the old granny version of sophie and you slapped him across the head.
Helping him fix his cape and smooth out any wrinkles, Childe admires himself in the mirror, having a giddy smile on his face. “There, your costume is all ready.” you smile, standing next to your boyfriend in front of the mirror. “I still don’t know why you wouldn’t let me go as his bird form-“ you let out a large dramatic sigh to cut him off, leaving you two chuckling and giggling.
Kaeya;
Well, sense I couldn’t think of any other studio ghibli couples that represent kaeya; and i just really liked the kaeya + flynn rider idea i kept it.
It was his idea and he had to convince you to wear that long ass mf wig. You refused because it would be heavy and a pain. so you decided to dress up as repunzal after flynn cut her hair in the tower.
Thought you looked sexy in the dress, and liked the idea of wearing a shorter wig because he said, “It would be easier to kiss your neck like this” swat him away like a fly whenever he tries to give you kisses or love bites on your neck.
you couldn’t lie that this was a great idea because damn, kaeya looked so damn fucking good in flynn’s outfit, especially sense he let a little stubble grow on his chin.
You were struggling to tie the ties in the back of the dress, calling to your boyfriend to help you out. “Kaeya, can you tie the back of this dress for me? it’s a pain and i can’t seem to tie it properly” he walks over to you, taking the ribbons in his hands, “of course” He pulled on them and tied them tight. Moving his hand off of the tied ribbon and rubbing up your waist and hips, before leaning in to give your neck a peck, “you look gorgeous” you smile and lean in to his touch, “hmm, so do you.”
Diluc;
ponyo ponyo, ponyo fishy in the sea-
So i can picture diluc as Fujimoto (the father with the stripped suit) from ponyo, because semi of his personality and hos gorgeous hair.
You, the reader, would obviously go as non other then the god of the show, Granmamare, the sexy giant goddess lady.
You had to convince him to go first, because he would rather be caught dead then be seen dressed up at kaeya’s costume party. but indulged in to your request after you suggested going as Fujimoto and Granmamare.
Thought he wouldn’t look any different, so he complied. He was happy he didn’t have to wear a wig for this costume. Also thought you looked stunning in the long wavy pink wig and long dress.
He was sitting down in front of you, sitting patiently as you did small touch ups of make-up for his eye bags, eye shadow and cheek bones. To be honest you didn’t really have to darken his eye bags because there was already some because of lack of sleep, so you just touched up his blue eyes shadow and the blush on his cheeks. Your lips purk up and you out the make up brush down. “All done! you look very pretty, diluc.” you hand him a mirror, blush creeps on his cheeks at your compliment. Honestly a bit surprised when he sees himself in the mirror. “oh..wow, you applied this stuff really well.” he tells you as he carefully studies his Looks. “Mhmm..only the best for my cutie.” you kiss his reddened cheek.
10:54 pm 9/07/2021
hi!! I saw your requests are open and I was wondering if you can do a childe x reader and diluc x reader on you going to the movies with them, it can be any movie if you are gonna include the movie you guys are watching!
Movie dates
childe x reader | diluc x reader (separate)
A/N; this was fun! it’s funny i got this request when i was in the movie theaters to see free guy !
Summary—> You and your boyfriend go to the movies for a date.
warning(s)/genre—> Spoilers for Free guy and suicide squad, mentions of death in childe’s, personal headcanons, fluff
Diluc; Free Guy
> I’m gonna start off saying that diluc likes comedy movies. or atleast comedy mixed with action, so he’d definitely like free guy.
> There was a lot of Easter eggs / references in Free Guy, so I feel like he’d enjoy seeing them!
> he doesn’t actually understand the concept of what’s happening in the movie until they explain it in more- understandable(?) terms.
> Also he really likes the previews. Jokes with you that “they are the best part of the movie” (my dad always says that and I thought diluc would do the same)
> Guy is his favorite character
After dinner you decided to drag diluc to the movies to see the newest movie that just came out in theaters, “Free Guy”! He was reluctant at first but complied because of how excited you were.
After he paid for the tickets, drinks, and snacks. You two sat in the theater and you gave him a brief summary of what the movie was about during the previews. He got a little annoyed because there was teenage boys fooling around near the top during the previews.
Once the movie starts he’s confused, even more confused when there’s people being robbed constantly and nobody does anything about it. Doesn’t like how keys was working for a thief that stole his and millie’s game code, (he likes him in the end tho).
Had to ask you if Millie was playing as the british game character because he was a tad bit confused, and wanted to make sure(he obviously was right). Thought it was a super cool idea how there was multiple popular twitch and youtubers. Felt bad that guy wasn’t real, but still saved the online world.
Held your hand threw most of the movie; Also liked the part with the captian america shield, and chris evens, he chuckled at that part.
Loved that Keys and Millie finally got together, and glad that antwon went to Jail.
Listened to you ramble about how good the movie was on your way out. Also put some of his own input on how he liked the movie. Has his Hand intertwined with yours while walking back to the car.
“I did like how Keys and Millie got together in the end..”
“Was that your favorite part?” you smiled teasingly as you looked up at him.
“..No, the chris evens part was my favorite” he chuckled remembering the scene.
Childe; Suicide Squad
> My guy is so stoked. He LOVES all the suicide squad movies, mostly because harley is his favorite. (definitely watched birds of prey)
> this time he was the one that dragged you to come to the movies. How could you say no when he was so excited and happy to see it with you?
> He paid for the tickets, and all the snacks and drinks. thankfully you guys are the only ones in there. And you guys talk about what you think will happen during the previews, and discuss what upcoming movies look good or not.
> Once he saw the weasel he pointed to it and said it looked like you, and you slapped him across the head. was sad that the weasel died so early into the movie, man was rooting for him </3
> loved all the gore in the beginning, and how the first team all died one by one.
When the movie started he analyzed the first team, he ended up over estimating the Blonde guy and was kind of disappointed that he ran away. Looked at you with sad eyes when weasel died. Totally Gasped when Boomer got obliterated by the helicopter.
Both of you were on your seats during the beginning, especially with harley. When it cut to the prison scene both of you were confused, then understood what happened after the whole team was introduced.
Both of you made fun of peace maker with the toilet bowl on his head. Childe said the rat girl was creepy, when you asked if he just doesn’t like rats he immediately turned that theory down. By that you got your answer and teased him for his rat fear threw out the movie. Was so happy that Harley was alive. But got sad that flag died in the end. Both of you got scared the shit out of by the giant starfish.
You mostly listened to him ramble about the gore and deaths in the movie while he had his hand on your hip on the walk back to the car.
“so..we gonna talk about your rat iss-“
“shhhushhhsuhh..” he says as he places a finger over your lips as you giggle.
3:30 pm 8/23/2021
Childe yandere headcanons where he forces you to get married/want to have kids?
contains yandere themes and mentions of force
you were not directly involved with the harbingers but you were just a small florist which childe got flowers from for his little siblings, you were just so un real to his eyes that he couldn't resist but to ask about you. The way you were so oblivious kills him he would do anything to have you and make you his.
so he does it by pressuring you, making your business run into thin air. You wondered why no one was showing up lately to your shop and that's when childe arrives with a proposal.
"if you marry me i will make sure everything in your life is more perfect then ever, trust me i can make your life heavenly i can give you anything and everything" though, if you don't listen and reject him he will make your life hell to the point you have to accept the offer. It was your fault for making him so enchanted by your charm and looks.
he just has to have you even if he has to push you at your lowest for it.
once you become his spouse he will be happy and treat you everything he promised, that is of course if you behave if you don't then expect him to not care about you he will force you to have kids even if that means violating your privacy, he told you he is a family man and he wants his children in you and if you do not agree he can always resort to other methods..
Ven.exe has stopped working,,
Nsfw-ish except the details aren't rlly mentioned still read at your own risk
What about idol childe who has a one night stand with you but it's all hazy because you were drunk at a party with your best friend who forced you to come just to take a break from all the workload in your office, you agreed and your friend disappeared right after stepping into the pile of crowd the place was illuminated by red. Everyone was either drunk or actually sane in their mind.
You were walking through the crowd to get a drink for yourself to feel relaxed because this place looked anything but "relaxing and calm" as your friend had quoted the night before.
After finishing your 4th drink you felt... Like your world was spinning? All you remember was your friend walking up to you with another drink and after that nothing more as you woke up on someone else's bed.
[I give up on the rest, if someone has any continuation feel free to send!]
I was watching a movie. I was thinking of merman childe au, one because I've been reading too many merman aus and two because of the movie,,
So what if childe is a royalty and he's not allowed to go to the surface but he's him and decides to go to the surface and he sees you there you spot him and think you're terrified because you've never seen a human with a tail, while you have heard legends of these types of creatures existing never have you seen one with your own eyes. It is hard to believe what's in front of you so you ran away.
The next day when you came back to the shore you saw it again but this time it approached you, legs being frozen in one place you couldn't even move if you wanted to that's when it spoke “you're a human?” it asked you in fascination which was pretty clear with it's eyes sparkling like a kid when they get rewarded with candy. It was weird you never thought you'll see something like this.
(I'm very lazy to continue) excuse my poor grammar I'm sleep deprived
WAIT I HAVE SUCH A CUTE IDEA 😭 IMAGINE LIKE GENSHIN CHARACTERS LIKE TAKING IN A KID AND TAKING XARE OF THEM AND DURING ONE OF THEIR FIGHTS THE CHILD JUST LIKE COMES IN THEIR WAY AND SAYS “I'll protect you!!” HSHDNDBD THAT'S DANGEROUS BUT SHDBBD ITS SO CUTE 😭😭
Celebrating childe's birthday with him, childe x reader.
Celebrating his birthday but he's not even home lol,,
Warnings: uH hurt/comfort ig, slight nsfw also not really proofread!!
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Despite not being home with you he missed you, he really loves spending his birthday with someone who means alot to him and not being able to be there with someone he loves whole heartily upsets him. He does cheer up on the thought of writing you a letter he promises to come back before his birthday comes to an end!
“I'll be home before midnight, pinky promise! Take care lovely!— Ajax”
Now you were a bit upset not being able to spend his birthday with him because of his duties. You understood that he has his work but you couldn't help but feel empty when he wasn't here lately, you've been feeling insecure about yourself because of what people say “they don't deserve him, he's way out of their league I don't understand why he even chooses them” things like that tend to get to your head it certainly wasn't a pleasant feeling hearing that.
You often did question how he ended up falling for you.
Nonetheless you still tried your best not to care about others opinion on you're relationship.
Today you decided to make him some of his favorite dishes for when he came back, you put a lot of effort in it anyone could tell it was made with love and effort for someone, you waited and waited, ‘it's almost midnight, where is he?’ you thought as you were waiting outside, take it as bad luck but it started raining heavily you had to get back inside before you got sick, you were upset it's already midnight. The food was cold too you bit back tears knowing it must just be his job you have no right to tell him to come home to you.
You don't like wasting food so you decided to eat by yourself since there was no one else to be there with you “I shouldn't have prepared so much, ugh what was I thinking?” you mumbled playing with the food as you forced it up your throat tears choking out.
You tiredly made your way to the bedroom you both shared tears staining your clothes “why am I even crying he already told me this would happen” the sound of rain tapping on the window did nothing to soothe the pain you felt, laying down you pulled your knees up to you're chest as you slowly started to feel sleepy when you heard the door knob fidgeting.
You looked up but it was really blurry, the sigh of ginger locks caught your eye. You slowly got up to sheepishly welcome him “welcome home! I waited and waited but you're finally ho—” he cut your words of by hugging you “were you alright? I'm sorry I failed to come home early but it's fine even if it's delayed.. I would love to be with you, that's all that matters to me” you looked up into his eyes.
“thank you” you saw him smiling confused “for what?” he questioned as he proceeded to kiss you before you could answer as you both pulled out for air “for coming back to me.. ” you mumbled but he caught on, taking you off the ground he carried you to the bed “why do you think I won't come home?... I will always come home to you” he breathed out, this time you being the one to pull him in for a kiss letting his hands wander as you both forgot everything else..
I just know my actual birthday one-shot is going to come out later then childes birthday, feel free to send in requests for him 😍
When I tell you I laughed my ass off on this 💀 I'm so stupid 😭
I'll continue the legacy of writing angst on genshin characters birthdays! Be ready, for birthday angst for childe! 💌
scaramouche and childe
cw: slight gore, childe's head (literally it's off his body beware)
𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬💉
Serving size- 1.7k
Nutritional facts- Vampire AU + a hit of Modern AU + Gn! Reader
Allergy warring- blood, slightly suggestive, cursing, childe is referred to as both ajax and childe
Overview- genshin boys blood preference + them feeding of you for the first time
Contents- albedo,kazuah,childe
Instructions- best read in dark mode
Formula- headcanons + a dash of drabbles
Event masterlist🦇 〢main masterlist 🦴〢Next
Albedo
⥽🏮First off would he even tell you?
Yes, this wouldn’t find any reason to not tell you. I mean what is he going to do just hide blood bags from you forever? You’re bound to find out sooner or later so he sees no point in keeping it from you.
⥽🏮How does he get blood?
Although he’s quite aware blood tastes better straight from the source he’d rather drink mediocre blood than harass a random stranger, has artificial blood it doesn’t taste the best but it doesn’t really matter seeing as he drinks to live and not to taste, well I mean that is until he meets you.
⥽🏮 blood preference
Doesn’t mind drinking from blood bags he’s been doing it for most of his life, Bedo honestly doesn’t have that much of a preference but if on the rare occasion he had to choose his favorite blood type would be A positive like I said he doesn’t really mind any blood type but he’d rather not drink B positive, and he really does not understand the whole hype around drinking rare blood types but does share the belief that blood tastes better from the source. He thinks drinking blood from the source is 9/10 immoral and rather disgusted from drinking from an animal
⥽🏮First time feeding off you.
Quite the predicament he got himself into, he was hungry and the next blood supply was until next week. How could he have been so careless? But you were right there outside his office door maybe just one sip, no he can’t he’s better than this of course but then came a loud knock on the door with a familiar voice.
“Bedo! Bedo open the door,please?”
“No, I told you to stay outside of the office didn’t I?”
“Yes but- you know what I’m coming in.”
“[name] do no-”
Words cut off by the slamming off the door he specifically told you not to open, your eyes glance over him with a slightly annoyed face and blonde wisps over his bare face and braid messily done. Admiring his appearance and sliding next to him.
“Is it my words weren’t clear enough for you to hear me?”
“No, I heard I just didn’t want to sit outside the door while my boyfriend is sitting alone in pain.”
“It’s not that bad.”
“It is, now here.”
You shift your shirt slightly off your shoulders revealing your collar bone, he knew what you were trying to insulate you couldn’t make it more obvious, he didn’t want to do it but you were right in front of him and oh so close.
“[name] I’m not going to.”
“Bedo, please.”
“No.im no-”
“For archons sakes!”
Startled by the sudden hands grasping his hair on forcing his fangs to skin into your soft skin, he wanted so much to stop drawing blood from you but mouthwatering liquid dripping from your collarbone that was trickling into his mouth was delightful, it didn’t hurt fact you kind of liked the sensation but as soon as you started to get familiar with the tingling feeling traveling threw your body making your eyes to flutter it stopped, why?
“I- I’m sorry, I lost control and-”
“It’s fine bedo it didn’t hurt, in fact, I kinda liked it.”
“Oh, so that’s the case?”
Eyes staring right at your figure with an ever so menacing look, you don’t know what you were in for, but it was something, surely something.
Childe
⥽🏮would he even tell you?
He would try and keep it from early on in the relationship, but would eventually tell once he knows for sure he can trust you with that information, don’t get me wrong it’s not that he doesn’t trust you it’s about how much you trust him.
⥽🏮How does he get blood?
Kidnapping, look ok I know it sounds bad but this man just absolutely despises blood bags. he‘s so picky with his blood too like if you are not dressed a certain way or your blood doesn’t flow through your veins like he wants he would not even consider drinking from you if he was starving to death.
⥽🏮 blood preference
You would think he would be stuck up about it and only drink AB negative, but no he’s just picky there’s a difference! His favorite blood type is b negative but he absolutely can not stand RH negative and like albedo does not understand the hype around ab negative. Speaking about what he likes drinking from, he shares the popular belief that blood tastes better from the source, disgusted by blood bags and even more disgusted about drinking from an animal
⥽🏮First time feeding off you.
Your husband was no stranger to having to get up at 3 in the morning to do something he really would rather not do you knew this, but this specific pattern of getting out of bed only when in sept like you were asleep was extremely irregular even for childe. I mean who just gets up in the middle of the night then comes back 2 hours later. Well, you were about to find out, it's not as if you didn't trust your husband or something it's that you wanted him to trust you with whatever he’s hiding from you.
So you were going to do the obvious thing and catch him in the act, and well the man was caught red-handed, to say the least, no like literally there’s blood on his hands and his mouth what the fuck.
“Ajax is that…?”
“Look I know it looks bad but I was on a mission a- and”
“So mission huh? That definitely explains the blood in your mouth and you go out at the exact same time and only when im asleep right?”
“I know, but I swear it wasn’t anything that bad, trust me, love.”
“Don’t love me, look ajax if you’re not going to trust me why should I trust you?”
“Ah, well your right I guess it’s time to tell you.”
“Waiting?”
“Im, a vampire.”
“That’s all?”
“I mean yeah, what else would there be?”
“Oh thank archons, I thought you were cheating on me.”
“Love what? I would never do that not even I was held at gunpoint!”
“Well, im glad to know it was nothing serious.”
What a nice moment between you too, carrying you up the stair and to your bedroom draping your figure onto the silk sheets. Childe positioned over your body starting at his features with anticipation.
“Can I?”
You nod your head in agreement with the statement he just made. His teeth submerging into your skin as if he’d tasted nothing better in his whole life, blood trickling down your throat. A sweet mixture of pleasure and pain, it was a long night, yeah let’s leave it at that.
Kazuha
⥽🏮would he even tell you?
Yep, 100x yep this man can’t stand keeping secrets from you and he also doesn’t see the point in not telling you if he’s going to spend the rest of his life with you, you need to know every secret about him.
⥽🏮How does he get blood?
Beido buys blood from him, he was a bit suspicious about the morals of how this blood was acquired but she assures him that everything was consensual. He thinks it tastes fine and would rather drink it than accidentally harm someone He’s picky but the type he likes isn’t rare so it’s not much of a problem.
⥽🏮 blood preference
Picky but not anywhere near to as childe, if you give him something he doesn’t like he’ll normally just wait for beido to buy sum’ more but if he needs it he’ll drink it. His favorite blood type is o positive which is great for him since its the most common one-time beido offered to for him to drink her blood and that is how he found out he really dislikes A negative quite immoral to just drink from random humans especially when it’s not consensual and he just can’t stand the taste of animal blood.
⥽🏮First time feeding off you.
Knowing that Kazuha was a vampire wasn’t a big deal for you, stirring the pot of food wondering about what even has changed, oh right the most that changed is probably just your cooking habits but besides from that everything was the same. There was something that didn't bother per say but you always wondered about-
“Zuha’ love, can you come in the kitchen for a sec?”
“Mhm sure.”
As soon as you spoke you could hear the familiar footsteps of the man you love, you were about to ask him a question that had been on your mind for the last month.
“so, is there something you need dove?”
“no, not necessarily I just wanted to ask you a question, is that all right?”
“Ask away.”
“So u- Uhm why do you never drink from me is it like my blood tastes weird or?”
“Oh, well I wasn't expecting that. I thought you never wanted to since you never asked, would you like me to?”
“Mhm!”
If Kazuha knew you would have that look on your face when he was about to drink from you he’d of done it much sooner, and there his canines digging into the side of your shoulder as the red liquid hit his tongue, he’s never tasted anything better, screw any other blood type yours is the best by far. Oh, how he just never wanted to stop the tension of your skin and his teeth but there was an issue why are your eyes fluttering like that?
“Sorry, I didn't realize I was taking that much forgive me, are you ok?”
“Im fine love! Just a bit light-headed, you should do that more often.”
“I would love to dear, by the way, what are you making it smells good.”
Cooking with Genshin boys
Characters : Kaeya, Albedo, Thoma, Razor, Xiao, Chongyun, Childe, Diluc
Genres/warnings : Headcanons, fluff, sfw, comedy, crack
Cw: none
A/n : Turned to be pretty long because I added a lot of characters but i had fun writing this! ^w^
Kaeya :
• As I will repeat in each headcanons including Kaeya, C H A O S.
• I think that before your relationship, he was always buying pre prepared meals, because he didn’t have the time to cook due to his work which lets him go pretty late
• So now that he has you to take good care of him and his health, he wants to help you out preparing good dishes, even if you tell him it’s fine and that you can do it on your own.
• But he really insits, and so you let him
•But maybe you shouldn't have...
• He wants you to teach him how to prepare things, so he can do it even when you aren’t here (ngl he just wants to bake you sweets to surprise you (っ▪︎3▪︎)っ
• So you start with something easy... something very easy... something that literally anyone can do... something as easy as... CRÊPES.
• You know how bad is Kaeya at cooking. So you thought to yourself : "We’ll make something super duper easy, we’ll easily succeed, I’ll praise him, he’ll be happy. Yea, that seems like a good plan!
• But things don't work out as you wished they would...
• At the end of the session, you have flour on your head, eggs are spilled everywhere, and you created some ultra-sugared and burnt abomination, meanwhile Kaeya is just like : "That apron really does suit you sweetheart~"
• Definitely never doing this again
Albedo :
• Oh, that time when you were just in the kitchen cooking something nice...
•Albedo came up from nowhere just to blame you
• "Are you sure you put enough milk?" "I think this part is missed." "Ah... no, you have to do it like that, actually." "Oh, just give me the whisk, i’ll show you."
• And then he literally pushed you out and finished the dish
• It was absolutely delicious (now you want him to cook everyday)
• Albedo is a great Alchemist, so for him, everything must be measured to the nearest gram
• Of course, this also applies in cooking
• So every time you try to spend good time with him cooking or baking, he’ll be hella annoying, just wanting the thing to be perfect, not even paying attention to you.
• Of course, you pout.
• Of course, he notices.
• Of course, he doesn't understand
• In the end you’re just tired of this so you stop and just carry on
Thoma :
• THE HOUSEHUSBAND
• Not only is he good at cooking, he also is in every other housework, such as cleaning or gardening-
• So when you ask him to cook together, of course he’ll be more than happy :D
• I feel like he’d prepare you Mondstadt dishes ꈍᴥꈍʔ
• It’s so fun cooking with him omg-
• He’d place his hands over yours and show you the way you have to mix up but like in a totally innocent and gentle and kind waaaayyyyy until he notices you blushing so that makes him blush too and he’s just like uhh what did I do
• Sometimes you’ll suggest to cook so he can rest for once because he’s always the one doing all the work
• At first he’d want to decline the offer BUT PLEASE INSIST THIS MAN NEEDS SOME REST
Razor :
• Did someone say kitchen? What the hell is this???
• You’d go FIND and HUNT the ingredients with him
• And cook them in the middle of the forest
• He shows you how to light a fire, butcher a beast, which plants are edible and which ones are not,...
• (●-●)
• Who would have thought he would be the one to teach you things
• You were already imagining you teaching him how to use an oven, and the expression he makes when he’s not understanding anything
• ROLES HAVE REVERSED, Y/N
Xiao :
• Always begging you to bake almond tofu
• "Ugh, Xiao, I can’t just make almond tofu everyday..!"
• You ended up doing it together anyway ;-;
• That sure wasn't easy U-U
• Xiao used to live in the Wangshu inn, so he was probably eating there. (Do Adepties have to eat tho??)
• Therefore, he has no experience in cooking, thats why you offered him to do it together (The main reason was that you wanted to spend more time with him---)
• Once you’re (finally-) done, he just stands here, admiring his own work with wide opened eyes without a word. "C-can we eat it now?"
• You grin and pat him on the head as a reward. "Of course you can! Good job Xiao!"
• Now he’s a blushing mess.
Chongyun :
• It’s a pain cooking for him because he can’t stand hot or spicy food
• But you can’t make cold dishes or salads everyday (especially in winter-)
• He gets that you’re kinda tired of this so he offers to cook himself not to bother you
• YOU THINK IT’S SWEET OF HIM buuuut you refuse
• Instead you propose to cook together to have some fun
• And so you two end up making colorful popsicles ^○^
• (You go ask Xiangling what he’s used to eat afterwards-)
Childe :
• YOU MAKE FUN OF HIM EVERY SINGLE DAY BECAUSE HE CANNOT HOLD CHOPSTICKS AND HE’S TIRED OF IT LMAO
• I don’t know if I see him as a pretty good cook or as an even worth one than Kaeya 🤔
• Nevermind, I just remembered what Teucer said
• THE HOUSEHUSBAND #2
• But even tho he’s the one cooking for you two,
• HE STILL CAN’T HOLD CHOPSTICKS-
• C’mon dude, we don’t want your Sneznaya dishes, so you have to use c h o p s t i c k s (i’m talking but i have never used chopsticks before lol-)
• Of courseeee you’ll teach him so you can cook together
• And in exchange he’ll teach you how to cook :D
Diluc :
• I have no idea what to write for this man
• Like, can he cook??
• All I can think about is the KFC × Genshin crossover
• But can he cook tho????
• I feel like just like Kaeya, he doesn't really have the time to cook because of work (and his batman post work-) but when he can, he’s probably able to make some pretty good things
• But ngl he prefers to eat what YOU make for him u_u
Genshin boys in chemestry class
Characters : Kaeya, Childe, Albedo, Diluc
Genre/warnings : Headcanons, fluff, comedy, sfw, high school au
Cw : none(?)
Prompt : you have to work in pairs with the genshin boys and do experiments.
A/n : nvm it just randomly popped in my head. Those are my first headcanons so I apologize if they aren't that good. Enjoy the short hdcs!
Kaeya :
• C H A O S .
• Well it's THE kaeya alberich we're talking about.
• Can you really see him doing anything seriously? Cause I can't.
• Everyone would be wearing protective gowns, gloves and glasses... except him.
• "it prevents me from concentrating", he'd say.
• Wouldn't even listen to the instructions and would mix up anything with anything (you're lucky nothing happened lol)
• In the end you both end up getting a D-.
Childe :
• Kinda similar to kaeya
• Wouldn't even try to concentrate a little
• He's a flirt. He wouldn't let this opportunity slip.
• "No y/n, you have to do it like that,"
• Then he'd take your hands and do the right(???) gestures
• But I'm sure he has no idea what he's talking about.
• Guess he had luck, so you get a B-.
Albedo :
• VERY SERIOUS BEANIE
• Litteraly the teacher's pet
• 853838189 of IQ
• He would totally ignore you though
• Why would he talk to you if he already know what to do after all?
• But if you ask him nicely to explain you, he'll do so
• Even though you won't understand anything cuz he uses such a scientific vocabulary
• I feel like he'd even find a mistake on the instructions lmao
• You'll get a A++++ lol
Diluc :
• Very serious as well
• He'll do his best not to disapoint you
• I feel like you two would have a good time
• If you're too close to him he'd blush a little and take a step back, but he'd come back even more close without even noticing just to show you what to do
• If you blench because of a kinda scary chemical reaction, he'd laugh softly and you'd pout for like 0.1 second because he's just too cute
• And you'll get a pretty good grade
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐆𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐒 - 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐞 ✦
"𝑺𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒓, 𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒔𝒌𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖."
pairing: childe x reader
genre: angst, lovers to friends(ish), rejected proposal, modern au, y/n and childe are adults
sentences with ' ' are the song lyrics!
warnings: comparing, self doubt!(?) lmk if I missed anything
notes: mm I love making the titles of my fics taylor swift songs
song : champagne problems - Taylor swift
genshin masterlist.
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'You booked the night train for a reason so you could sit there in this hurt'
It was a big celebration to celebrate the success of childes business. You were talking to your friends and family, laughing and swaying away to the music with a glass of champagne in your hands. Until it turned into a crowd of silence, whispers awaiting for your answer.
'Bustling crowds or silent sleepers, you're not sure which is worse'
"y/n l/n, will you marry me?" Childe kneels down, with a beautiful ring in his hand. You wanted to say something, yet, you were speechless. Why couldn't you get words out of your mouth?
"I... Childe, can we talk outside?" You say nervously, grabbing his hand and dragging him outside to the garden while everyone looked confused.
You took a breath, looking down at the ground "love, I... I don't think I'm ready to get married."
You didn't want to see his face. It'll hurt you more if you saw him hurt. His hands were shakey, before muttering out, "don't worry, I understand. I'll wait for you." He let out a small smile.
You finally looked him in the eyes, "I'm sorry, Childe." Before letting go of his hand and leaving him all alone to join the party. Once you went inside, he couldn't help but release the tears, putting the ring back in his pocket.
'Because I, dropped your hand while dancing, left you out there standing, crestfallen on the landing, Champagne problems'
"Childe?" He heard a familiar voice behind him, he looked back to see lumine with a frown. Feeling his sadness. She walked forward to console him, wrapping her arms around his waist while he sobs on her shoulders.
'Your mom's ring in your pocket, my picture in your wallet, your heart was glass, I dropped it Champagne problems'
Fast-forward, 6 years later.
You woke up, yawning groggily. Hugging your pillow as your turned off your alarm. You remember the times when you used to hug him like this.
It was only a few hours left until childe and lumines wedding, and they were kind enough to send you an invitation. You got up your bed to get ready, feeling like an absolute mess.
A few hours pass, you're now there at the reception. You observed your surroundings, the huge chandeliers everywhere, many flowers and decorations hung up and was bedazzled by glitter and rhinestones. As you made your way in, people kept on eyeing you and whispered at the person next to them.
"they would've made such a lovely bride, what a shame they're fucked in the head." They said, and you overhear, making your heart drop and tears forming in your eyes.
Right, it was your fault for causing such a mess, wasn't it? The time Childe told them you rejected his proposal, everyone went to console him, and one of those people was his soon to be bride, lumine. Someone everyone liked better than you.
'but you'll find the real thing instead.'
She was the one who stayed by him during tough times, she was the one who helped him, she was the one who cared. Where were you during these times? You were gone. It's your fault for making such a mess.
'She'll patch up your tapestry that I shred'
You took a seat, waiting for the actual ceremony to start. You saw Childe standing with his group of friends with a champagne bottle in his hand. He saw you and gave a small wave. And soon, he was called as the celebration was finally starting.
You zoned off a little, but snapped back into reality when you hear them say their vows, before finally kissing. That's it, they were now officially husband and wife. As everyone clapped, you just stood up, having flashbacks to what he said before.
"don't worry, I understand. I'll wait for you."
he said he would wait, but I guess he was impatient. You took too long to answer him, and now he's with her now. If you just said yes, that would've been you up there, happily married.
'Never leave you standing'
As they walked down the aisle, you looked at him and saw him smiling more than he ever was with you. He let go of you, now it was time to let go of him.
'Crestfallen on the landing with champagne problems'
You walked out the back door, tears trickling down your face as you wiped them away.
'your mom's ring in your pocket, her picture in your wallet'
You hid your face in your hands, sobbing and muttering for the last time, "I love you, ajax. though I never really showed it."
'you won't remember all my champagne problems'
harbinger hug!!!!
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