(You’re sitting on the bed, wiping your face with a towel)
Steve: You’re not a hero Y/n. You’re just a civilian who found their way into S.H.I.E.L.D.
Y/n: What the hell is that suppose to mean? Just cause I messed up one mission doesn’t mean the world is ending, Steve. You can’t just do that!
(You stood up in anger, as he watched you. Noticing your chest heaving up and down.)
Steve: I’m the Captain, not you. So take my orders, or get out.
(He threatened with clenched jaws)
Y/n: I’ll take my chances, Rogers. I don’t follow rules, I break them. And if you don’t like that, maybe you should retire because that’s how I'm going to be.
(You threw the towel on the bed and walked by him, slightly stomping your feet)
Steve: We’ll see about that.
A/n: gifs aren’t mine!
Tom Hiddleston
Y/n: Hiddles! Wanna hear a quote I made?
Tom: I’d rather no-
Y/n: Okay great! Listen carefully!
Tom: I’m listening!
Y/n: Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than a dinner for two.
Tom: *laughs* I’m impressed!
(He said winking at you)
Y/n: And that’s why we’re still single! *wink*
(You said waving goodbye and walking off)
Tom: (gif happens) Wow!
Sebastian Stan
(Both of you are reacting to Liza Koshys puns)
Y/n: Her puns are cringey but funny!
Sebastian: Oh Yeah? Why don’t you make one than?
Y/n: Is that a challenge Stan?
Sebastian: Yes indeed Y/L/N!
Y/n: Okay! How do you get holy water?
Sebastian: You boil the hell out of it! Make a new one!
Y/n: You make one!
Sebastian: You know your puns are cheesy, but they make me feel GRATE!
(You fell onto the ground and started dying of laughter! Sebastian tried holding in his laughter but ended up laughing along with you) gif happens
Y/n: You’re so cute! Oh my gosh I can’t!
(You couldn’t stop laughing but you had enough energy to get up)
Sebastian: You’re so annoying, you know that?
(Sebastian said chuckling now. You got up and walked to the door about to leave the trailer still laughing. You turned back to Sebastian)
Y/n: Mission accomplished Soldier!
(With that said you winked at him then stepped out)
Sebastian: (gif happens) What am I gonna do with you?
Chris Evans
Chris: Damn! That ass is flatter than a piece of bread!
Y/n: I can always tell when you’re lying. Your lips move!
Chris: I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.
Y/n: You did not just say that to me!
(You had a serious face but both of you knew it was as a joke)
Chris: You heard me!
Y/n: You just started war Evans!
(You said in a low voice, crossing your arms over your chest)
Chris: I’m well aware of that!
(He got up and slowly walked towards you)
Y/n: You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse
Chris: Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
Y/n: The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait!
Chris: Are you the chicken?
(Chris asked with a smirk on his face)
Y/n: You wish! I can’t fit a big human dick like you up my non-existent chicken ass!
Chris: Right!
Y/n: Admit it Evans! I have an ass!
(Chris nodded his head mockingly)
Chris: Yeah you do!
You open the door to your room to see Chris sleeping on your bedroom sofa with a robe.
You go to the washroom to wash your face and then you came out to get a change of clothes.
You didn’t care to change in front of Chris bc he was sleeping or as you thought he was. You slowly started stripping out of your dress.
Chris slightly opened one of his eyes to see you taking your dress off. He smiled at the work of art in front of him.
You were now in your lingerie and you looked at the mirror to find Chris immediately close his eye after making eye contact.
You smiled and jumped on your bed to get a pillow and threw it at him with full force!! He started laughing and threw the pillow that was under him.
how can you choose, I want all of them🤩
-𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧
𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐧