Funny Puns - Blog Posts
Pokemon Res-taruos-ant puns ;)
Pancham Express - Panda Express
Taco Bellsprout - Taco Bell
I-Hoppip - I-Hop
Sawsbuck's - Starbuck's
Ben & Clefairy's - Ben & Jerry's
Dairy Nidoqueen's - Dairy Queen's
Burger Slaking's - Burger King's
Red Clauncher - Red Lobster
a pokenerd's guide to gettin' the girls p1
Are you a ducklett cuz i just swanna be wth you ;)
might make a p2 idk but i got plenty more of pokemon puns for goodbye and some for hello
if yall got any suggestions id love to hear em but nothing about doing people im a minor
welp see you later turtonators
Dad jokes are just puns made by your dad.
Disney’s Shake it up, S3:E4 - Lock it Up
Imagine being part of the Marvel cast and being liked by these guys!
A/n: gifs aren’t mine!
Tom Hiddleston
Y/n: Hiddles! Wanna hear a quote I made?
Tom: I’d rather no-
Y/n: Okay great! Listen carefully!
Tom: I’m listening!
Y/n: Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than a dinner for two.
Tom: *laughs* I’m impressed!
(He said winking at you)
Y/n: And that’s why we’re still single! *wink*
(You said waving goodbye and walking off)
Tom: (gif happens) Wow!
Sebastian Stan
(Both of you are reacting to Liza Koshys puns)
Y/n: Her puns are cringey but funny!
Sebastian: Oh Yeah? Why don’t you make one than?
Y/n: Is that a challenge Stan?
Sebastian: Yes indeed Y/L/N!
Y/n: Okay! How do you get holy water?
Sebastian: You boil the hell out of it! Make a new one!
Y/n: You make one!
Sebastian: You know your puns are cheesy, but they make me feel GRATE!
(You fell onto the ground and started dying of laughter! Sebastian tried holding in his laughter but ended up laughing along with you) gif happens
Y/n: You’re so cute! Oh my gosh I can’t!
(You couldn’t stop laughing but you had enough energy to get up)
Sebastian: You’re so annoying, you know that?
(Sebastian said chuckling now. You got up and walked to the door about to leave the trailer still laughing. You turned back to Sebastian)
Y/n: Mission accomplished Soldier!
(With that said you winked at him then stepped out)
Sebastian: (gif happens) What am I gonna do with you?
Chris Evans
Chris: Damn! That ass is flatter than a piece of bread!
Y/n: I can always tell when you’re lying. Your lips move!
Chris: I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.
Y/n: You did not just say that to me!
(You had a serious face but both of you knew it was as a joke)
Chris: You heard me!
Y/n: You just started war Evans!
(You said in a low voice, crossing your arms over your chest)
Chris: I’m well aware of that!
(He got up and slowly walked towards you)
Y/n: You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse
Chris: Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
Y/n: The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait!
Chris: Are you the chicken?
(Chris asked with a smirk on his face)
Y/n: You wish! I can’t fit a big human dick like you up my non-existent chicken ass!
Chris: Right!
Y/n: Admit it Evans! I have an ass!
(Chris nodded his head mockingly)
Chris: Yeah you do!
Ok so, he’s in the same universe as Layman
Story:
Basically in their universe there’s a big war between ants and moths, some other insects are involved but let’s ignore them for now, and a group of moths that included Layman invade a smaller colony of ants where Anthony happens to live. His parents get killed, but Anthony manages to hide until Layman finds him and almost kills him, but then hesitates for to long and decides against it
Now he’s keeping Anthony hidden so he won’t be killed by his ppl
I might change some stuff but this is the basics