Clark Kent - Blog Posts
I finally found it!
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Warnings:
Death
Flashing lights
Backround Information:
Thomas and Martha Wayne were murdered June 29th; their son Bruce, 8 years old at the time was never seen again. This was only the beginning of the strange disappearances of orphaned children in Gotham city.
More info (I suggest reading it):
The Video:
Part 2:
Part 3:
Come Little Children Version B: (this one is darker)
Bonus Fun video:
Finally SOMEONE SAID IT
We don't talk enough about how superbat is that one gay couple that literally looks like twins
When they go public all the media headlines are like "The Only Man That Can Tame Bruce Wayne Is..... Bruce Wayne" and "Bruce Wayne Dates winner of his own look-alike competition". Bruce proudly embraces this, going on interviews and joking about the importance of "self-love", saying he's not surprised that him and his fans have the same type. This becomes a meme about how everyone Bruce surrounds himself with looks like him, from his kids to his partners.
At the Planet though, this brings back the rumors that Clark runs away every time superman shows up because they dated and had a messy break up. Everyone pities Clark since he's clearly not over his ex. Why else would he date the most well-known superman lookalike. The office held a betting pool on how long the Brucie rebound will last but it's been much longer than they expected. Lois keeps spreading more Clark/Supes rumors because she finds it hilarious and makes alot of money off the betting pool. She buys Clark's coffee every morning to make up for it.
This only gets worse as they keep dating and start sharing clothes. Damian once mistook the back of Clark, who was getting ready for a gala, for Bruce. He remembers this as one of his greatest failures.
I do not read alot (or any) of Omegaverse (because it makes no sence to me) but...
What is Bruce was strong like this and then his kids show up and it is like his face is GLOWING with happyness.
Bruce being an unapprochable Omega
His Kids come through the doors and he looks like night and day with how happy he looks it gives people wiplash with how fast the change happend.
*Next part is PLATONIC no batsecit here*
It does not matter if they are young but I also find it funny if it was Jason the walking brickwall that came up to Bruce and is like "Mama or Papa or Dad Mother" whatever you think it should be and kisses Bruce on the forhead and Bruce is beaming because "Oh his baby is here."
(I understand some people it is werid for kids to kiss their parents on the forhead or cheak but it is not for me in my culture)
Omegaverse AU. The annual Gotham Matchmaking Event was in full swing. Bruce Wayne, towering over the alphas and omegas around him, moved through the room with an unapproachable aura. The whispers followed him, just like they always did.
"Wayne’s so assertive. Doesn’t act like an omega at all," someone muttered.
"He should stop pretending to be above his station," another added with a laugh.
Bruce pretended not to hear them, his jaw tightening as he positioned himself near the door for an easy exit. If not for the fact that these matchmaking events were mandatory for all unmated omegas of age, he would have refused the invitation outright.
A new arrival caught his attention. The man’s tanned skin and wavy hair stood out, he didn’t seem to be from Gotham. His name tag read "Kal."
Bruce watched the foreigner as he mingled with the other guests. Kal’s alpha status was obvious, but unlike most alphas, he radiated warmth and charm. People naturally gravitated toward him, drawn to his approachable demeanor. The double standards grated on Bruce more than he cared to admit.
Until Kal’s gaze found his.
The alpha froze, wide-eyed as he stared at Bruce. Bruce glared at the shorter man. It usually kept alphas at bay.
No such luck. Kal approached him anyway.
"Have you heard of Kryptonian queens?" Kal asked.
Bruce blinked, caught off guard by the question. "What?"
"In Kryptonian legends, queens were the biggest, strongest omegas in the colony. They either earned the title by winning dominance battles or left to establish new colonies on distant outposts," Kal said, his voice filled with awe. "You’re like a legend brought to life."
Bruce’s guarded expression faltered. Despite the absurdity of the alpha’s words, there was something in his tone—genuine respect—that made him pause.
And Bruce found himself listening.
Yes it is all most midnight but my brain has hyperfixated on DC (mostly Batfamily)Percy Jackson and Danny Phantom for to long so here are some ideas:
Part 1/??
Percy Jackson
girl-boy Percy ( not like abrosexual or trans like Percy can literally change his gender at will ) ( because if the sea can not be restrained it can be restrained by gender )
In a crossover of Poj & DC Sally Jackson and Alfred Pennyworth are frienemys
Percy ( he is Bi and I will die for this ) often wonders if he is Pan or Bi (like many Bi people wonder) because since Annabeth has no chromosomes thus she is not a girl or boy technically
Leo flirts with girls but is Asexual
Leo and Calypso are Bffs
Piper ship Leo and Jason
Leo knows his feelings for Jason and knows Jason likes him but refuses to make the first move (Jason is oblivious)
Jason and Piper both are gay & lesbian respectfully and find out they are gay at the same time
Jason had a crush on Percy
Piper had a crush on Annabeth
DC (mosly batfam )
Superbat
Bruce Wayne is autistic but his kids do not know this so when he goes non verbal they think he just is ignoring them because "He was not even grunting" then Alfred ( like the saint he is ) explains then they all collectively realize why Bruce does he stuff he does
Cat x Bat
Bruce trama dumping/ lore dumping
Batfamily play Top that trama in front of all the super hero teams but no one knows that they are related or who any of them are (exept Wally) All teams are scared for their friends lives
Batfamily will randomly throw knives and when Damian sees this ( when they first come to the manor ) the batfam explain that you are not allowed to throw knives at civilians or in front of civilians. That is all good till Batman takes Damian to the Watchtower and one of the League members annoys Damian
Bruce is a suck up for his kids
Bruce has parent senses for when his kids do something stupid (they randomly go of for some reason 7 months after Jason's death ( Jason agrees to be an assassin) and at other times aswell but Tim and Dick say they did nothing ( he checked )
Damian has He/they pronouns
Bruce has a rule (made a joke) that if something happend were he can not stop them (and he does not find out) they can kill anyone. ( He has to be alive) Bruce found out that they thought is was real and know when he leaves he has to tell them all that "No (insert one of his billion kids) you can not kill when he is of the earth for a mission" Till he forgets a day
Tim has the biggest kill count ( there is no way the League of Assassins bases had no one in there when he blew them up)
Jason when in to the Titian's Tower to majorly injury the new Robin but sees this small child that instead looks like he is 12,he looks 10 and Jason can't bring himself without the pit rage to hurt Tim so instead Jason ends up make the kid some food and putting him to bed because he has been up for almost a week straight
I don't know how to reblog but @anyknotrants made a post saying that the Justice league is just a big family business and I find it funny if someone asks ( like a reporter ) how you get into the Justice League and instead of saying "We have a meeting to see if we want a hero in the Justice League." the person on LIVE TV says "Sorry it is a family business now everyone is trying to find out how everyone in the Justice League ( and the other super hero teams ) are related to one-another.
That’s what I think makes him such a good Superman, they make his fear be his own powers. They make the reason for his abilities, be his essential dread and his wish to be normal makes sense with it too.
MAWS clark has me so devastated actually because he’s so kind, he’s so full of love for earth and all the people who care about him and it’s his biggest fear that he is a weapon. lois and jimmy are scared for him to see the hologram with the other, evil supermans because they just know that it would break him. they know it themselves it’s his worst fear to be a weapon! to be capable of such hurt! gosh, he just wants to save people, that’s all he wants
Personally, I hope my adventures with Superman opens the doors for more stories like it, slowly introducing the starting justice league members, either with their own shows or through Superman. I want flash to be first because both versions of the flash would work great in the MAWS universe, for his kind nature and friendship with people like JLU shows and we already have star labs to introduce him. That and I want the flash facts to come back along with an anime nerd flash running around naming his moves in (at least in the beginning) a makeshift suit using anime merch of that universe.
The only way I want Batman in My Adventures with Superman is if he’s like the parents in Charlie Brown or only ever off handily mentioned
I want it to be either like
Batman on the phone: wah wah wahwah wah wah wah wah
Clark: sounds like a pretty big deal I’ll be there asap!!
Or he’s meeting other members of the soon-to-be justice league and the conversations are like bring in the Flash by connecting him to STAR Labs and then have him say stuff like:
Flash: It was good to meet you Superman! You know, we should think of teaming up with more superheroes, I’ve heard something about a “Wonder Woman” in DC, a “Green Arrow” in Seattle and a weird man in a bat costume who hangs out in Gotham. We should try and see what they’re doing!
Because as much as I love the Batman and Superman duo, i feel like all new DC content we get has to feature Batman and it would be so funny if a show went out of its way to mention him as little as possible in the most convoluted ways. Hell it would even be funny to bring in Robin before bringing in Batman
That and the flash and superman are the two most comedic, nerdy heroes who really care for their villains…
…That, and if there was a my adventures with flash, we would have and ADHD anime nerd flash who has a villain who has at least once been gay.(captain cold)
I know the show runners of MAWS want to focus on the superman mythos (and I agree) but if i were to choose one hero to make a cameo it'd be the flash only because i think the superman v flash race is the kind of silly fun this series has going for it
When I tell you I audibly gasped
I know this is a joke but omg is it accurate
calling dick well adjusted is maybe a step too far but the only reason he’s anywhere near as normal as he is is bcs of supes stepping up when Bruce fired dick. Like we all remember who dick went to after that, got his new name from and the advice that led him to the circus.
Also love the subtle difference in the art between Bruce’s satisfied face compared to it just cracking absolute perfection
I was thinking about this joke but didn't expect them to make him say it for real
(wayne family adventures s3 ep.137)
young dick grayson when bruce says clark is "just a friend"
Bruce: Is something burning?
Clark: Just my love for you.
Bruce: Clark, the toaster is on fire.
Wait kryptonian fangies…. Does that mean Clark also has fangies? And follow up because if so I feel he’d be more shy about them most of the time, does he do a kinda half smile to not flash them around to everyone?
Clark definitely has fangies. He's been very insecure about them for a long time so, yes, he tends to half smile to hide them. But with time, especially around the Justice League, he began to feel more confident and the other heroes can definitely see his kryptonian fangs when he laughs now.
Bruce definitely wishes he could have fangs too. Who can blame him? It fits his aesthetic.
Think I found what @morg-among-the-stars was looking for by @wiryuu
The new Sup with The Batman :D
Ain't making out, but they went for a coffee :>
"Trying" different body shape °~°
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I wanted to try to practice drawing body types and at the same time draw my headcanon for the heights of the members of the Justice League !
I really haven't concidered anything from the comics canon, think it's funnier that way ! :D
Some closer looks
I live for small kings Barry and Bruce ! >^>
Hey I think it's not so bad knowing that it was my first time drawing Batman, Wonder Woman, Superman and Martian Manhunter !
This is literally Gus and Luz in a different font
New chapter is up!!
Summary:
JL discusses what is happening now that Captain Marvel is gone!
Chapter 3 is out!!
Sorry for the late update; it's been stressful weeks😅
Hope you all like it!
‼️BATFAM FANFIC IDEA‼️
Bruce gets split into his core personalities. I think there was a Teen Titans GO episode where this happened with Raven.
An 8 year old, sad and lonely Bruce who cries uncontrollably unless someone holds his hand
A 17 year old Bruce Wayne who dances on tables and flirts with literally the whole Justice League (who are very uncomfortable with a 17 year old version of their friend flirting with adults)
A tired dad Bruce who lectures people, drinks wine and takes care of 8 year old Bruce
The Justice League and Batfam have to figure out how to keep them calm and alive until they can put them together again
danny's not scared cause he's probably the most dangerous thing there.
Danny lives in a horror movie-DC x DP prompt
Based on my favorite book series "tales from the gas station"
It's not every day that a mission requires the league to travel to middle America in a bid to obtain a highly cursed artifact but it certainly is today.
Locating the Seal of Silent Ashes was a task usually given to Justice League Dark but Constantine was currently busy. So that meant it was left to the poster boys to get this done. They dressed in civilian attire to investigate the last location of the seal starting with the first building on the edge of town. A small dusty gas station near the woods.
The inside had an awful smell, like death and cleaning fluid. The lights gave off a greenish-blue tint. Rats could be seen out of the corner of your eyes. Most of the chips were offbrand and crappy.
Behind the counter was the teenage boy chewing gum. He looked up at the group before going back to reading his book. He had clearly seen better days but didn't show signs of caring about the state of his hair or bags under his eyes. He drank his coffee.
The air felt off.
"Hey kiddo, do you mind giving us directions?" Clark started.
The kid narrowed his eyes as he popped his gum.
"You're not from here. That or you're from that cult in the woods. Listen I'm not joining. Seriously, cosmic nihilism and fatalism sounds doomed. Hey wait-" the teen checked his notes " No, the cult killed themselves in that mass suicide 2 weeks ago. I forgot, sorry."
The teen didn't say anything else as he went back to his book.
The horrified look of the adults shared was almost hilarious. At least to the teen if he looked up.
"Oh, and stay out of the woods. I don't want the police to come back and ask about who saw you last. Seriously if whatever is in there tears you apart I won't feel bad. I put those signs out forever ago and if I get one more girl covered in blood running in here screaming about her dead friends I'll get a headache." The teen shrugged turning the page.
"What do you mean?! Why would-?! Who's killing people?!" Barry asked frantically as Bruce serched for more reports of missing people in the area.
"I don't know. Why would I know? If you want to go in the cursed forest go ahead. I mean that's how they all die. It isn't my job to stop you. My job is to sit here and watch this store." The teen huffed in annoyance.
Before anymore questions were asked the signal of the radio was disrupted and a demonic howl screeched through the radio.
"God damnit. That cunt is back. Stay here." The teen growled as he grabbed his bat from under the counter and walked out the back door. "String bean! Get off the fucking roof you bastard! You know that radio is all I have here!"
A chattering laugh like a death rattle was heard and the sound of 2 sets of feet was heard on the roof then they lept down.
"Come here so I can beat you to death!" The teen ran around the building towards the front of the gas station chasing-what the fuck is that!
It was like a human that was twisted to crabwalk on all fours backwards. Its face was contorted into a black stretched-out smile with no teeth. It had no eyes just black sockets. All its limbs were stretched out to an extra meter in length. It was a skinwalker of some kind with chalk-white skin. It was skittering away from the teen who was swinging his bat at its head.
"Stop running! I told you before what would happen if I found you fucking with me again!" The boy meant it as he finally landed a hit and began wacking it over and over it.
The skin walker screeched and tried to run for its life but couldn't.
After reducing the monster into a black puddle the black-stained teen came back inside to sit back down not paying anymore to the monster blood he was covered in.
"Sorry about that. Most of the freaks around here have learned to stay away from this place. That one is new and he doesn't listen. You'd think they'd learn but Sting Bean thinks he can torment me. Petty bastard." The teen sighed "anyways are going to buy anything or are you going to waste what oxygen we get in here with this shitty ventilation.
Diana couldn't help but admire the boldness of the boy. He had no hesitation or fear against the beasts of this area even if was crude.
"Does Constantine have a cousin or something? Just a more angry one" Barry whispered to Hal.
One of the movies of 2017
Clois Shippers Are Being Toxic
I don’t know if y’all notice this issue but I’m going to address a Clois elephant in the room. Ever since New 52 and Superwonder has been retconned in favor of Rebirth, the Clois shippers ruthlessly bullied and made fun of us Superwonder shippers and shoving everything all the anti-Superwonder BS right in our faces and down our throats for their own petty reasons and we have done nothing to provoke them.
They even have the audacity to tell us that the movies Death of Superman and Reign of the Supermen are better than the Justice League movies: War and Throne of Atlantis when we didn’t start argument.
They keep ranting the Lois is a better wife and mother than Diana just to feed their big egos and they also want to laugh at us for shipping Superman with Wonder Woman.
That is unacceptable.
We can’t let them bully us like that just because our ship is retconned for good. If they wanna ship Clois (which is stale) that’s fine but they should not do that at the expense of Superwonder!
Our ship may not be canon anymore but we will continue to ship Superwonder no matter what. We will always be passionate with our ship, even if DC comics will continue to shove Clois right in our faces and down our throats.
If Clois shippers continue to be toxic with us, let them because we’re better than their BS. As long as Rebirth will last with Wonder Woman being OOC and Clois back in the spotlight, we’ll continue to support Superwonder by not supporting DC comics anymore but reading throwback comics about the Superwonder romance.
P.S.: DC messed up Wonder Woman’s character because they’re being petty over the success of her movie starring Gal Gadot.
You were all too late. This was my last straw…
I’m doing it.
Stay tuned <3
I did it >/////<…
They’re ✨best friends ✨ or whatever Clark and Diana said
that's right, dude, the glasses are dumb ad fuck, but i still love em.
is it too much to ask for clark to act like conner's dad? maybe a lil too much?
My favourite characters as things my friends have said: Part 5
Duke: Hey Bruce, Dick showed me a picture of your ex
Duke: The standards are nonexistent
Bruce: its hard for me to have standards cause i’m my biggest hater
Bruce: Selina or Talia ?
Duke: Clark Kent
Bruce Wayne: THAT DOESN’T COUNT WE KISSED ONCE
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