Clenny - Blog Posts

Clyde: Dude.

Craig: What?

Clyde: Duuuude!

Craig: What!?

Clyde: Kenny smiled at me today!

Craig: Okay...?

Clyde: No, you don't understand! Kenny smiled at me! He took off his hood just to do that!

Clyde: Does that mean we're getting married or...?

Craig: No, it means you have a crush on Kenny and need to ask him out before you have too many dreams of getting married to him that you're convinced you're engaged.

Clyde:

Craig:

Clyde: So, I shouldn't be planning our wedding?

Craig, sighing: No, you shouldn't.

My favourites - South Park

I know absolutely nobody asked for this but I’ve decided to expose myself so awaaaay we go!

Favourite kids:

5. Kenny

4. Stan

3. Craig

2. Jimmy

1. Timmy (Literal angel. Best boy)

Favourite Adult:

Miss Havisham (I know that she was only in that one episode about Pip but that was all it took for her to be my favourite)

Favourite Sibling:

Shelly

Some of My Favourite Episodes: (sorry I put so much)

The Jeffersons

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Tweek vs. Craig

A History Channel Thanksgiving

Asspen

Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

Helen Keller! The Musical

Pandemic Part 1 & 2 (counting it as one because I can)

Timmy 2000

Fourth Grade

Good Times With Weapons

I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

Krazy Kripples

It’s Christmas In Canada (I fucking adore the Canadians)

Favourite Songs:

5. Why Can’t I Be Like All The Other Kids? (Token)

4. Put It Down (Craig, Tweek, other students)

3. Out Of My Shell (Larry)

2. Queef Free (Men of South Park)

1. Christmas Time In Hell (Satan)

Favourite Game:

The Fractured But Whole

Bonus~

Favourite Ships:

Stanman (Stan x Cartman)

Jyle (Jimmy x Kyle)

Creek (Craig x Tweek)

Clenny (Clyde x Kenny)

Special K (Mysterion x Dr. Timothy)

Pete x Michael

Once again, no one asked! I just wanted to say this! If you agree/disagree with any of these, let me know!

heyyyy !!! i saw a person asking me about my other sp otps (yep thats surprising but kyman is not my only pairing hehe) sooo ive done this

btw i absolutely can’t draw so i’m sorry for how ugly it may look

i also love stenny, clybe, bebe/red, steek, kytters, clenny and staig a lot!!!

also this kinda looks like a template so i’ll leave it here under the cut

and aww @bloogers-boogers thanks a lot for asking!!!!! also wanted to say that your choice of otps is sooooo great like rlly i dont see enough ppl liking ships like jimthan or kenman!! and our taste is a bit similar because YEPPP KYMAN CANDY AND JIMTHAN SHARING (almost) THE SAME DYNAMIC IS SO TRUE!!!

i continue with clyde & kenny headcanons because they’re so horribly funny i can’t even–

so they both can’t flirt normally and that’s kinda the reason why girls don’t really like them so much. their pickup lines always either have sexual subtext or just are extremely cheesy. ESPECIALLY CLYDE he has no idea how to do romance and kenny’s advice makes things worse.

clyde, desperately, on the verge of tears: Craig, do you think girls like dickpics? Cartman said they do but I’m uncertain and Red just texted me–

craig, very monotonous: First of all: why of all people you’re asking me about flirting with girls? Secondly: why on Earth would you ever listen to Cartman’s romantic advice? And finally: you do know that Red is my cousin, right?

tweek: And girls do not like dickpics, Clyde.

kenny: But I do. You can send it to me, sweetheart.

and clyde is so desperate he actually considers sending it to kenny for a moment, while kenny tries to tell him a tutorial on how to do great pictures of yourself and craig and tweek just in sync give him a smack upside his head

(bonus: they’re both canonically confirmed (s20e6) to use 😏 most in their chats and idk why but i find this funny af)

i’ve been randomly thinking about clenny (clyde x kenny) a lot recently so here are some of my thoughts on their friendship/relationship!!

i think kenny is so flirty to clyde all the time because clyde is One Hundred Percent Straight [lie] so he would get shocked and embarrassed EVERY time and kenny would laugh so hard at clyde’s reaction.

but then there’s this one time when clyde actually flirts back and there’s a dead silence in the room because nobody saw this coming. and kenny is so surprised he really blushes ‘cause he has no idea how to react now??

kenny, flirty as usual: Hey, Clyde, my babe, you wanna go home together?

clyde, suddenly self-confidently smirking and winking: Why, you wanna give me a ride?

kenny, blushing from surprise: Um.

craig:

tweek:

stan, shocked: Dude.

tweek: What happened to our only straight buddy? :(

and clyde just rolls eyes internally dying from embarrassment