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Random dream I had about Arcane:
Victor gets pulled over by the cops because he was Swerving (don't ask how cars exist they just do)
Cop-get out of the car and take 10 steps in a line.
Victor grabbing his cane and getting out of the car.
Cop-what is that?
Victor-its my cane. I need it to walk.
Cop-right, uh, say the alphabet backward.
Victor-I'm dyslexic.
Cop-fine, I'll use abreathalyzer
Victor-oh, no need. I'm drunk.
Cop-!?!?!?!?
victer gets back in the car and drives away.
Cop-?!?!?!?!
Idk why my brain made this, but it did, and I thought I should share (sorry if this makes no sense. It's a transcription of a weird dream made at 5 a.m.)
~ Pomefiore Incorrect Quotes ~
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Epel, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Vil: Tea.
Epel: Wrong. It's coffee.
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Vil: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Rook: Even better!
Vil: What the fuck did you-
Rook: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
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Epel: Dammit, you ruin everything!
Vil: You're welcome.
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Epel: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Epel: An apple a day can also keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
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Epel: You're alive.
Vil: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
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Kidnapper: We have your child
Vil: I don’t have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Vil: Oh god, you have Epel
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Epel: And now for a gay update with Rook.
Rook: Getting gayer.
Epel: Thank you, Rook.
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Epel: Quacking in my boobs over this
Epel: QUAKING*
Epel: BOOTS* FUCKER.
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Epel, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.
Vil: Yeah, Vil will straight up cry in public. Don't try them.
Epel: Exactly, I will straight up-
Epel:
Epel, tearing up: Vil, why would you say that?!
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Vil: Might I make a suggestion you possibly won’t like?
Epel: Do you make any other kind?
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Another One Done! Yay!! Btw, do you think I should and write headcannons, x reader, etc? I wanna try, maybe.
~ Scarabia Incorrect Quotes ~
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*While waiting outside the principal’s office* Jamil: What are you in for? Kalim: Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you? Jamil: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. Kalim: Kalim: Kalim: We live very different lives. Jamil: Yes we do.
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Kalim: So you like cats? Jamil: Yeah. Kalim: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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Kalim: What are you eating? Jamil: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty. Kalim: I like you, don't I?
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Kalim: I don’t know, this plan seems complicated. Jamil: You once said that about an orange. Kalim: They don’t make sense. Apples, you eat their clothes but oranges you don’t.
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Jamil: Is something burning? Kalim: My burning love for you of course! Jamil: … Kalim: … Kalim: And the kitchen is on fire…
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Kalim: Jamil is playing hard to get. Kalim: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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Jamil: You have Crayons? Kalim: Yes, I have— Jamil: You're— how old are you? Kalim: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
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Jamil: Don't go to the kitchen. Kalim: Why? Jamil: I saw a spider. Kalim: Well, did you kill it? Jamil: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
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Jamil: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.
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Kalim: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Jamil: And you came to me?
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Hey I've been gone for a while, I've been busy playing Genshin Impact & moving. But I'm back now!!
Yuu : Are you an optimist or a pessimist?
Azul : I’m a capitalist.
Peter: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Peter: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us.
Peter: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Tony: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
I decided to muck around on the Incorrect Quotes Generator, and Here's what came out (Shadowhunter version)
(Website Link) Simon: What’s up guys? I’m back. Jace: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Simon: Death is a social construct. Magnus: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Alec: Oh, I’m always running Alec: The question is from what Clary: Jace and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Simon: *Sighing* What did Jace do? Clary: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Jace: Who wants a steering wheel? *The squad right before Alec's wedding* Magnus: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Issy: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Clary: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Simon: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Jace, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE Clary: Can you keep a secret? Alec: Do you know anything about my life? Clary: No I do not. Good point. Alec: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Magnus: Oh, you’ve been? Alec: Once. In Monopoly. Jace: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Alec? Alec: … No. Issy: I do! Jace: I know, Issy. Issy: I’m sad! Jace: I know, Issy. Simon: You saved me. I owe you my life. Raphael: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed. Clary: Alec isn’t answering their phone Magnus: I’ll call Simon: Clary and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Alec: Hello? I had to change the names around for them to make sense so many times lmao
Cleves: Raise your hand if you thought I was dating Kitty.
Cleves:
Cleves: Kitty, put your hand down.
Polaris: I failed my safety course today
Eclipse: Why? What happened?
Polaris: Well one of the questions was "In the case of a fire what steps would you take?"
Eclipse: And?
Polaris: Well apparently, "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
Here are some incorrect quotes I got from a generator lol.(NONE OF THERE ARE MINE!!! All credits to original creators!!!) Anyway enjoy:3
DA: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
DA: That's why I own TEN guns.
DA: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
DA: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
Dark: I warned you.
Dark: I'm perfect.
Wilford : Then either Sonic is a god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.
Actor , slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!
Dark, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.
DA: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.
Actor : DA, It’s 1:15 am, what the fuck.
DA: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.
Actor : Well, I mean yeah.
DA: So come downstairs while they’re still hot.
Actor : Wait, you just made them?
DA: Yeah, I wasn’t tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.
Actor : Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time DA.
Actor : I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.
DA: But ya' didn't!
Dark: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
DA: This is a lie.
DA: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
DA: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
DA: *on the phone* Hey Dark, do you know my blood type?
Dark: Of course, it's B-.
DA: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!
Wilford : When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.
Actor , stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.
DA, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Actor : Coming right up.
I’ve had so much fun with these, so assume more to come ig
*the jury fighting with the heartless crew*
Bandy just watching: heh, what idiots
Lance gets struck by Eira: FUCK!
Bandy taking out his cards: wait thats my idiot!
Sol: Am I being annoying?
Marinette: Are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you?
Vaihiria (oc) meeting spider
Vaihiria : *staring at the half naked guy in front of her with blue stripes painted all over him*
Spider: *feeling akward and trying to break the silence* w-what ? It's comfortable...
Vaihiria : oh! I bet it is...
Bucky: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Steve: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Bucky: Absolutely not.