Dbh Josh - Blog Posts

detroitbecomeralph

6 years ago

im writing detroit:become human fanfics now! spam the inbox, im free all the time!

since i dont have anything to do since its summer, feel free to spam that inbox! most fanfics should be done in about 45 minutes to an hour and a half depending on how i play out the plot you give me, plus, im all out of fanfic ideas,

characters i can do:

connor

kara

markus

ralph

hank

jerry(s)

simon

gavin

basically all other characters besides north, alice, josh, and carl

i do ships too! like, all of them, x readers, you name it, yes. smut included if you ask. also, i dont hate any ships! i will write anything, even if i dont ship it myself. just give me a plot, characters, and smut or fluff and i can try, i assure you im trying my best though

DBH Characters Summed Up In 1 Sentence

Connor: My naivety and lack of social skills makes you forget that I am an advanced super robo cop, and for all you know, I was purposely designed to be easily underestimated.

Markus: If it weren't for the fact that I am a pacifist, I probably would have destroyed humanity by now (and you know that is canon).

Kara: The only reason I am even bothering at this point is for the small hope that I can finally live with Luther and Alice in peace cause' I've had enough of Todd's crap (or for shorter terms, Done™)

Hank: Still wondering how Connor managed to NOT go full deviant by my doing honestly.

Amanda: You know, our plan to try to use a deviant Connor to shoot Markus was in hindsight a really dumb plan, but at this point I blame Kamski.

Gavin: I'm a cold hearted jerk and am honestly surprised the fandom grew on me, despite me metaphorically kicking their favorite character.

Fowler: I'm also surprised Connor didn't go full on deviant because of Hank's doing; that man is a walking human disaster.

Daniel: I blamed Connor for tricking me when I myself was ready to murder a young little girl out of anger for being replaced when I am a LITERAL ADVANCED ROBOT THAT COULD HAVE EASILY ESCAPED INSTEAD OF GOING SHOOTING OFF MY ENTIRE FAMILY.

Allen: I refuse to admit that I was low key impressed that Connor actually managed to save that little girl.

Sumo: borf.

Kamski: Yes I have a large ego, yes I take credit for the android rebellion's success, yes I am low key sabotaging my own company, and yes I’m a narcissist.

Chloe: I'm glad I didn't get shot.

RK900: I was the one meant to replace Connor if he decided to go off the walls obedient to Cyberlife, and seeing as this post is about the best ending, I am really wondering what the heck I am even doing here.

North: I have a weird fascination with making the humans hate the androids and their cause.

Simon: I am Tired™.

Josh: I am also Tired™, but also a pushover cause like there is no way I should ever let North have any form of leadership at Jericho.

Carl: Probably the only human out there that actively does not discriminate against androids in the beginning of the story.

Leo: You never saw me after the first act but I was that much of a jerk that you all still remembered and hated me.

Alice: I am a little bit of a brat child but could you blame me when I've lived my entire existence with Todd of all people?

Luther: I would die for Kara, and that is actual canon.

Rose: I am quite possibly the only character in this entire story with the right balance of recklessness and common sense.

Adam: I had a rough start but I redeem myself in the last act.

Ralph: My naivity and adorableness makes you forget that I am an incredibly mentally unstable person that needs medical help from a robo psychologist.

Jerry(s): We did not deserve this mess and yet we are dealing with it anyway cause' we are to much of a helpful naïve force than a chaotic one.

Todd: I'm the definition of insanity.

Zlatko: Everyone forgets the fact that I was brutally killed by androids, but then again I kind of deserved it.

RIP I probably forgot a couple characters :PPPP