I’m not even going to pretend like this isn’t me, here in this house we defend the monke
Sun Wukong: I never did anything wrong in my entire life
Me, knowing that’s an absolute lie: I know this and I love you
Takashi Shirogane: We all know the original plan for me was to stay dead after season 2 and in hindsight that would have been better than dealing with what comes in later seasons.
Keith Kogane: I might be the only somewhat well developed character in this show simply because of how much I change for the better while everything else is either rushed or confusing.
Lance McClain: I am the only normal Paladin who isn’t insanely smart or an alien, maybe a little annoying, and all I wanted was to live a peaceful life with Allura and I sTiLl cOuLd nOt hAvE tHaT.
Katie “Pidge” Holt: I causally hack into alien technology I barely know about because we all know that I am the smartest and most capable person in existance.
Hunk Garrett: I actually am a cinnamon roll that thankfully got some characterization squeezed in at the last two seasons of the show.
Allura: I have suffered all my life and instead of actually getting to balance my character’s suffering and have a satisfying or happy ending, which you know, is what good writing actually is, I die in favor of fixing a genocidal killer’s mistakes.
Coran: My goofy nature makes you forget that I am literally millennia older than all the Paladins, Allura included, and despite being one of the most lighthearted characters in the show, I still lose the only family I have left.
Romelle: I was brave, courageous, and quick thinking in season 6 but soon became useless and irrelevant, basically Allura’s sidekick.
Lotor: I’m an abuse victim that unsurprisingly went down a dark path in life and in the end I never got a chance at redemption.
Matt Holt: I was teased for like 4 seasons and when I finally hit the stage, all of you loved me.
Acxa: I randomly got a shoehorned redemption “arc” in season 7 and was barely present to help the Coalition at all in season 8.
Krolia: No I won’t ever say my husband’s name on screen and no I will not explain the meaning of the name “Yorak”.
Honerva: I am the definition of selfishness, and I don’t own up to the fact that Alfor was right and had I listened to him and not got overworked on quintessence I actually could have had a life and family with Lotor and Zarkon.
Zarkon: I am the definition of a big fat mess, and don’t do quintessence kids.
I might do more characters later :PPPPP
Connor: My naivety and lack of social skills makes you forget that I am an advanced super robo cop, and for all you know, I was purposely designed to be easily underestimated.
Markus: If it weren't for the fact that I am a pacifist, I probably would have destroyed humanity by now (and you know that is canon).
Kara: The only reason I am even bothering at this point is for the small hope that I can finally live with Luther and Alice in peace cause' I've had enough of Todd's crap (or for shorter terms, Done™)
Hank: Still wondering how Connor managed to NOT go full deviant by my doing honestly.
Amanda: You know, our plan to try to use a deviant Connor to shoot Markus was in hindsight a really dumb plan, but at this point I blame Kamski.
Gavin: I'm a cold hearted jerk and am honestly surprised the fandom grew on me, despite me metaphorically kicking their favorite character.
Fowler: I'm also surprised Connor didn't go full on deviant because of Hank's doing; that man is a walking human disaster.
Daniel: I blamed Connor for tricking me when I myself was ready to murder a young little girl out of anger for being replaced when I am a LITERAL ADVANCED ROBOT THAT COULD HAVE EASILY ESCAPED INSTEAD OF GOING SHOOTING OFF MY ENTIRE FAMILY.
Allen: I refuse to admit that I was low key impressed that Connor actually managed to save that little girl.
Sumo: borf.
Kamski: Yes I have a large ego, yes I take credit for the android rebellion's success, yes I am low key sabotaging my own company, and yes I’m a narcissist.
Chloe: I'm glad I didn't get shot.
RK900: I was the one meant to replace Connor if he decided to go off the walls obedient to Cyberlife, and seeing as this post is about the best ending, I am really wondering what the heck I am even doing here.
North: I have a weird fascination with making the humans hate the androids and their cause.
Simon: I am Tired™.
Josh: I am also Tired™, but also a pushover cause like there is no way I should ever let North have any form of leadership at Jericho.
Carl: Probably the only human out there that actively does not discriminate against androids in the beginning of the story.
Leo: You never saw me after the first act but I was that much of a jerk that you all still remembered and hated me.
Alice: I am a little bit of a brat child but could you blame me when I've lived my entire existence with Todd of all people?
Luther: I would die for Kara, and that is actual canon.
Rose: I am quite possibly the only character in this entire story with the right balance of recklessness and common sense.
Adam: I had a rough start but I redeem myself in the last act.
Ralph: My naivity and adorableness makes you forget that I am an incredibly mentally unstable person that needs medical help from a robo psychologist.
Jerry(s): We did not deserve this mess and yet we are dealing with it anyway cause' we are to much of a helpful naïve force than a chaotic one.
Todd: I'm the definition of insanity.
Zlatko: Everyone forgets the fact that I was brutally killed by androids, but then again I kind of deserved it.
RIP I probably forgot a couple characters :PPPP
Henry: ALICE?!
Alice: Hello
Boris: Heck yeah Alice!
Bendy: ALICE!?!?!?!?!?
Literally Everyone Else: ALICE! :DDDDDDDDD