A few weeks I was watching a movie with a really forced (het) romance and a side (mlm) couple who weren’t together canonically but they’re really obviously in love the actors have said that they’re homoerotic
Then a watched the third movie (the one I was talking about is the second) and the forced romance wasn’t in it and the side characters both were and they still didn’t get together but one guy (the one from the forced romance) KISSED THE CAPUCHIN which if you aren’t aware is a type of monkey
And it will annoy me till the day I die
P.S. I’m talking about night at the museum
i just remembered that brian moser and rita are DEAD and are NEVER coming back EVER.
i need a moment
One incredibly childish thing about me is that if a show doesn’t follow the very specific and unrealistic script in my head I will drop it…this leads me to watch looney tunes on repeat for months on end.
What happened to tinker in the past .... do we get to know more about her backstory in the 10th book ?????? Do dex and her become good friends ??? Do they have competitions in who can builda better gadget???? I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP
If they have competitions then tinker prolly lets dex win cause he's competitive
am i crazy for thinking about doakes and dexter while listening to ‘my kink is karma’?????????
it’s always “joe goldberg” OR “dexter morgan” but never “joe goldberg” AND “dexter morgan” why y’all gotta fight??? can’t we have BOAF???
Alright so I'm jumping from one show to another and I just started Dexter (on episode 4 rn) and that shi so funny. Don't wanna say 'he's just like me' but he's so fucking awkward. Like I get it, he's a psychopath but if the boot fits
This is a warlock and their patron concept for TTRPG story coming up. I could reveal more but we reads my posts and cares lol
re: me watching Dexter
calling all freaks
i want to preface this by saying i'm a LESBO!!
that being said I started watching Dexter and I lowk think he's the ideal man
I am so excited for new Dexter that I am going to scream and pass out and die and come back to life and pass out and laugh hysterically and then fall asleep from exhaustion 🤩🤩🤩
Michael C. Hall, y'all! 😍😍😍
THE KILLSUIT 🔪🩸
Michael C. Hall as DEXTER MORGAN
I would also love to see everyones opinion on how this would go down! Hopefully Polish viewers know about Dexter 😭
I usually stop watching Dexter around Season 4, Episode 7.
Rant
Dexter not killing Trinity feels like a plot contrivance; there’s no real reason for him to let him live. He just decides not to kill him after already receiving the proof he needed. Instead, he gets sidetracked with some serial killer of the week because “he threatened Deb.” Really, Dexter? Do you not remember what happened just a few episodes ago because of Trinity?
The idea that “Trinity is on cooldown” doesn’t make sense. When has that ever been a consideration for him? It felt like the showrunners didn't want a predictable series, so they made Dexter act out of character. Trinity isn’t just another Miguel situation; Dexter has seen him kill innocents live. There’s no justification for not dealing with him ASAP.
You could argue that Dexter is struggling with parenthood and being a husband, which clouds his judgment. However, he has never allowed his role as a boyfriend and pseudo-father to so severely distort his logical reasoning. Show runners wanted Trinity to hurt Dexter. The only way they could get that outcome was to make Dexter act outside of his norm.
“Maybe he wanted to learn more about having a normal family life from Trinity.”
Dexter has tabled other serial killers with normal lives. He knows how’s to put on a show and still exist.
“Well Rita needed to go out that way for the set up!” (in a totally different show that the writers definitely knew would be a reality someday)
Actual take I’ve seen before. That show also shifts the dynamics around with the audiences relationship with Dexter so not a fan. I’ll explain. Imagine if Supernatural had a spin-off show that said: “erm actually the Winchesters were pieces of shit the entire time. You should hate them actually. Because technically they were still killing people even if they were irredeemable monsters!”
Then Sam and Dean are killed off by Adam and that found footage werewolf they chose not to hunt.
That’s how that ending feels. So no that “setup” isn’t a good payoff to either series. I’ll just pretend the show ended after S3.