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7 years ago
Hope Not To Have A Hangover Tomorrow

Hope not to have a hangover tomorrow


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10 years ago
Ce Soir, On DĂźne Chez Jojo! #groskiff #vraipote #vraisreconnaissentvrais #atelier #Robuchon #Antoine

Ce soir, on dĂźne chez Jojo! #groskiff #vraipote #vraisreconnaissentvrais #atelier #Robuchon #Antoine #LaQuille #Paris #etoile #triomphe #hashtag #mescouilles #surlacommode #drunk (Ă  Avenue des Champs-ÉlysĂ©es)


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1 month ago
Bryan Was A 19 Year Old College Student. Thin. Blonde Hair. Smooth Body And Ass. A Big Dick. Had Been
Bryan Was A 19 Year Old College Student. Thin. Blonde Hair. Smooth Body And Ass. A Big Dick. Had Been

Bryan was a 19 year old college student. Thin. Blonde hair. Smooth body and ass. A big dick. Had been lonely since he went off to college. He and his boyfriend broke up. Bryan had kept himself busy with school and a part time job. He worked at a bookstore near campus. Walter a 57 year old gay man. Who was a regular customer at the store. Lusted after the good looking twink. With his balding brown hair. And his belly made him an average guy. “How are you Bryan?” Walter asked. “I’m good.” Bryan answered as he rung him up. Walter left thinking to himself how he would love to fuck Bryan.

Bryan got a call. And the news devastated him. His ex was now dating someone else.

Bryan finished his shift. Managed to buy a bottle of vodka and drink in his car by the beach. It happened that Walter was walking back to his car when he saw Bryan drinking. He also saw that he was wasted.

“Bryan, why are you drinking?” “You look like you’ve been crying.” Bryan told him what happened.

Walter took Bryan back to his home. Let him cry. Massage his shoulders and back. Gave him more alcohol. Walter led Bryan into his bedroom got him undressed leaving him in only his underwear. Walter stripped down to his underwear and continued to massage him. Walter slowly took off Bryan’s underwear then took his off. Bryan was too drunk and tired to realize what was happening. Walter rubbed Bryan’s buttocks. Turned Bryan in his back to face him. Walter then ate his ass. Rimming him. Walter lubed his dick and the helpless young man’s ass. He put his 7 inch cock slowly into Bryan. Bryan moaned. Walter was going back and forth going in and out. Bryan was too drunk to stop it or say anything. Walter shot his loads deep inside the young man. For Walter this was way better than he could have imagined. Walter managed the next day to get Bryan back to his car, waking up in it. Not sure what had exactly happened.


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8 years ago
When You Try To Put Contact Lenses In Drunk

When you try to put contact lenses in drunk


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12 years ago
Drunk Autoportrait

drunk autoportrait


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9 years ago

Lol my whole family is drunk and high at Ihop. It’s been a great and wacky night


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9 years ago

Onion Rings

I got so drunk tonight I pretty much cried when I ate an onion ring. It was so crispy and perfect I couldn't stand it


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9 years ago
What's The Best Thing To Do After A 12 Hour Shift? Have A Shower Beer. If You Haven't Had The Pleasure

What's the best thing to do after a 12 hour shift? Have a shower beer. If you haven't had the pleasure the allow me to give you step by step instructions. 1. Get beer 2. Find shower 3.Get naked 4. Open beer 5. Turn on water 6. Get in shower 7. Drink beer 8. Relax Embrace the shower beer it will change your life!!!!


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4 years ago

lost a few friends, found some real ones, shared a beer, got drunk, learned to know my friend, my crush said hi to me for once and i found out my drunk art is better than my usual art

maybe that’s what we call a great day


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10 years ago
It's Friday The 13th I Want To Drink ;) #mojito #drink #drunk #hard #harddrink #coffeetime #fun #friendship

It's Friday the 13th I want to drink ;) #mojito #drink #drunk #hard #harddrink #coffeetime #fun #friendship #friend #instalike #like #instammomen #good #goodfortune #goodluck


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11 years ago
Too Drunk Hahahahaha ;) #fun #fuck #drunk #alcohol #alcoholic #happiness #harddrink #drink #liquor #veryfunny

Too drunk hahahahaha ;) #fun #fuck #drunk #alcohol #alcoholic #happiness #harddrink #drink #liquor #veryfunny #party #montañita #niceplace #fool #followme #follow #followfriday


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9 years ago

" How's the fishing? " #fishing #drunk #drunkvine #canoe #canoeing #fish #unexpected


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8 years ago

Margarita drunk on a Wednesday. Test on a Thursday. This is doing life correctly yes?


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10 years ago
Sorry For The Spam #emotions #kissme #love #lesbian #lesbiana #lesbianpride #lesbiancouple #suicide #suicidal

Sorry for the spam #emotions #kissme #love #lesbian #lesbiana #lesbianpride #lesbiancouple #suicide #suicidal #socialanxiety #anxiety #girlswhokissgirls #drunk #depressed #depression #bi #broken #bisexual #blackandwhite #blackandwhiteaccount #worthless #neverland #hurting #heartache #heartbreak #heartbroken


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10 years ago
Afraid #emotions #kissme #love #lesbian #lesbiana #lesbianpride #lesbiancouple #suicide #suicidal #socialanxiety

Afraid #emotions #kissme #love #lesbian #lesbiana #lesbianpride #lesbiancouple #suicide #suicidal #socialanxiety #anxiety #girlswhokissgirls #drunk #depressed #depression #bi #broken #bisexual #blackandwhite #blackandwhiteaccount #worthless #neverland #hurting #heartache #heartbreak #heartbroken


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Do u ever watch "Bicycle" by Chung ha drunk, and ur world just stops spinning? If ur ever drunk and feel sick. And ur a lesbian. Idk what abt it. Watch "Bicycle" and u will be ok.


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10 years ago
I Got Drunk And Took Some Selfies Waiting For Peanutbutterlung
I Got Drunk And Took Some Selfies Waiting For Peanutbutterlung

I got drunk and took some selfies waiting for peanutbutterlung


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1 year ago

A Black Rose


My head



Fuck, it's like someone took a sledge hammer to it
 My body is sore all over



Where the hell am I? This isn't my apartment or Grillby's loft


As I sat up, I took a look around my surrounds to just
 Gather my bearings if I'm even using that phrase correctly. Silk satin sheets, a bed bigger than a California King, and just a beautiful hotel room overall that I could never afford.

Shit. A hotel room? Wait



Yep. Naked as a jay bird—what the fuck and who the fuck did I do?! I just
 i just blindly gave away my virginity just like that?! God, Julia, you fucking idiot! Who did
?

...Wait, I remember...

I was getting drunk off my ass last night and the skeleton monster I met was trying to cheer me up, telling bad puns left and right and my dumbass started firing back a few puns and flirts right back, cuz, hell, my inhibitions are all gone and I'm three sheets to the wind, so... Why not shoot my shot with a cute monster?

Shit, what else...?

Kissing...

Teeth pressing and rubbing against my lips...

The cold bricks pressing and rubbing against my back...

Warm bones pressing into the fat of my thighs, squeezing my breasts... It was like they wanted to touch as much of my flesh as they could; as if I could just disappear the moment they let go...

Their bones, cold, but oddly warm... The texture felt so different... rough and smooth... The texture of their magic on my tongue popped and fizzled like pop rocks or zotz fizz candy... The taste of whiskey and... apples...

It was hot...

It was too hot...

I wanted more and... I didn't care... I was like something deep inside me just didn't want to stop and I needed him and he needed me...

It felt like a blur... My body weightless and the void of everything until my body landed on something soft below me and above... That same skeleton monster. He looked at me in such a way I don't think I've ever seen before... Do skeleton monster's eye... lights??? Do they change depending on mood? They looked like a bright blue for a moment there... Maybe it was a drunken imagination...

God... We had sex, didn't we...?

How is that possible with a skeleton? Then again, if one could french kiss a skeleton, then it's probably possible to do the deed.

His eyelights were so beautiful... Like a galaxy... His bones were so pretty... We held hands and clung to each other... Nothing else mattered except us...

Well, what a way for one to lose their virginity. A one night stand. I'll probably never see that guy again... But it did feel nice to feel wanted, even if we were drunk.

Huh? A note with a... black rose?

"Until we meet again, starlight."

Damn, that... I think I felt my heart flutter. Maybe he's just being sweet. Time to do my first walk of shame and get to job hunting and trying to figure out my life before I become homeless, I guess...

--

The walk back home was... weird. I always had an anxiety and paranoia mixed cocktail of feelings being out in the open. Feeling like all eye would be on me. But today, it literally felt like people were freaking staring at me--mainly monsters. The area I stay at is mostly monster populated, and while I understand that some monsters were wary of humans, they never stared at me like they are today. It felt weird...

Looks of concern

Looks of digust

Looks of... Curiousity?

Why were they staring at me? I made sure to shower and look presentable like I totally didn't get my back blown out and didn't smell like I did, so why...?

Making it to my apartment building, I crossed paths with one of my neighbors--a dog monster named Eve. She lived here with her husband and their big litter of pups. We aren't friends, but we're friendly enough to where if they needed help, I'd try to do my best.

"Oh, Ms. Julia! Are you... Okay? I got worried when you didn't come home last night. I didn't hear you playing you Law & Order show you like to watch." She made a face, looking at me before speaking again, "Did you... Stay with Grillby? I know you two are close."

"No, no, it's not like that. Grillby and I are just friends. I just got drunk and... Yeah. No, no, I'm fine. Is something wrong? You're making a face..."

"I'm alright, don't worry about me, just... Take care of yourself, alright? I'm right across the hall if you need anything, okay?" Eve have a have smile before taking the elevator.

Weird, but... Okay. Guess she's just being a mom and worried about me.

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The next couple of... Fuck, days? Weeks? My mind is all muddled. I'm always so tired. I'm so drained... I almost collapsed grocery shopping and I barely wanna eat anymore. It like a piece of me is missing and I dunno why? Maybe it's stress from the job hunt or maybe trying to keep on top of my bills?

I tried to go to Grillby's to take my mind off things and vent, but he refused to serve me anything alcoholic, but made some food for me and just pointed at the bottled water since he doesn't touch the stuff himself. The food was... Very overpowering, but Grillby just told me to try and eat as much as I could anyway to keep my energy up. He just looked worried and wondered how I've been since that one night. After some chatting, he wondered how long I've been feeling crappy and recommended I go to the doctor nearby for a check up and medicine.

A pain in my ass and wallet, but...

The first doctor had no idea what was wrong, and just played it up to stress and to make sure I keep on top of my iron supplements so my anemia wouldn't act up again.

"Grillbs the doctor just said it was stress and my iron is prolly low. You know I have anemia issues..."

"Was it a human doctor?"

"Yeah?"

"I said to go to the one nearby. They're a monster doctor."

"Not to sound ignorant, but they're a monster doctor and I'm a squishy meat-sack human."

"Trust me, this will be the right doctor for you. Business is slow right now so if you need to call me back, I'll be available."

...No...

...No way...

No fucking way this is possible. I-I gotta go home right now. I'm gonna be sick. This has to be a joke.

This can't be real...

Shit.

Shit, shit, shit!

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit...! What the hell do I do? I can't do this! This can't be real... This is too much...!

A Black Rose

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It was late... At least for me it was. I just got off work around 10pm for my shift at work... My last shift, that is... My job just dropp

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