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Imagine if human dream was being operated by blob dream. Like the human dream's face can be opened like a door and inside you see blob dream with a bunch of controller shit.
Imagine if human dream was being operated by blob dream. Like the human dream's face can be opened like a door and inside you see blob dream with a bunch of controller shit.
I come back from a study break and I find out dreblr took a W
So clearly:
The most important things to consider when making a c!dream design is that whatever you draw:
c!sapnap had sex with that
c!wilbur looked at that and called it a daddy
c!sam has photos of that in his scrapbook of dangerous (attractive) people.
c!tommy keeps looking at that and deciding 'yes, this man is the pinnacle of attraction, I should ask him how to get women.'
Please keep these important facts in mind when drawing your c!Dream.
The first few character studies are posted on AO3 now! Still working on the others so might take a while
The urge to draw Dream in a xiao cosplay rn be like: 📈📈📈
Also unrelated to that, I had an idea in the form of THIS:
Still working on the other characters lol
Also please don't attack me for simply wanted to make crossover headcanons. I know there are people out there that either differ in opinions or simply don't like the idea of two different fandoms (especially the toxic sides) to merge. However, I'm simply doing this leisurely, if it upsets you, just move on or something.
I watched the anime of the guy taking care of a tiny cute mummy. I say this with passion:
I NEED A LIL BLOB!!! GIVE MEEEEE-
Also the main character childhood bestie from the anime? My fav. Which makes this another favorite under the category of side character who is closest to MC in someway.
We have bakugou, karma, kageyama, and now this bitch
Yall know those tiktoks of blob dream being a lil critter companion? I want. It's like that one anime of the guy taking care of a tiny cute mummy. I want a blob. Why cant I have that in my life?
I did more lol
The urge to draw Dream in a xiao cosplay rn be like: 📈📈📈
Also unrelated to that, I had an idea in the form of THIS:
Still working on the other characters lol
Also please don't attack me for simply wanted to make crossover headcanons. I know there are people out there that either differ in opinions or simply don't like the idea of two different fandoms (especially the toxic sides) to merge. However, I'm simply doing this leisurely, if it upsets you, just move on or something.
The urge to draw Dream in a xiao cosplay rn be like: 📈📈📈
Also unrelated to that, I had an idea in the form of THIS:
Still working on the other characters lol
Also please don't attack me for simply wanted to make crossover headcanons. I know there are people out there that either differ in opinions or simply don't like the idea of two different fandoms (especially the toxic sides) to merge. However, I'm simply doing this leisurely, if it upsets you, just move on or something.
Bringing this back
twitter refugee here…. what is the penis smp 😭? i’ve seen it mentioned but i still have no idea what it is. could you maybe explain? or link some posts that explain it? does it have official lore??? who are the characters? why is the art so good 😅😅😅
uhhhh well you see. it’s a little bit hard to explain
but basically, a few weeks ago-ish, someone made an anti-mcytblr post. this is the post:
some MCYT fans reblogged it in an ironic way, to be like, “haha look at this, yeah we do look kind of stupid”
and then inniter made this post as a reference to it:
so then, once inniter opened the floodgates, more and more people started to make funny references to that original anti-mcytblr post.
eventually what happened is people would get into full on fake arguments, all of us posting satire pretending to act like twitter users who were defending their faves. people starting writing analysis and meta and making shitposts… all about these minecraft youtubers who do not even exist.
someone proposed skins for the imaginary youtubers:
and immediately, fanart began to take off.
people started making comics and art and full-on character analysis, just making up what was “canon” as they went. there wasn’t official lore, but admiral_anus and milfboss were both fan favorites. i don’t remember who made milfboss, but her skin was a catmaid and art of her was on the front page of tumblr.
one thing led to another, and the tag “penis SMP” was trending at the highest spot on tumblr for nearly 24 hours.
i wish i was joking.
anyway that’s the story of penis smp— there’s a lot of other characters and storylines that got made up, and im sure you can find posts about them under the “penis smp” tag.
but yeah, it was crazy.
After the recent lore dump:
CARL IS BACK BABY
My rivalsduo heart is beaming rn
Quackity's back? And with scuffed discord lmao?
Sam really went and gave us a death blooper pog
Da water hole
Doggo go brr- 💀
"3 days not 3 MONTHS!" Philza, your age is catching up with you...
The mountain ;(
Blueprints? 👀??
Courtyard reveal
Alarms went brrrrrrr- and quackity still dont know dream's still in prison. Considering the epic cutscene.
STEVE GONNA BE THE REAL MAIN PROTAGONIST YALL I TAKE NO CRITICISM ON THIS
Yall know those tiktoks of blob dream being a lil critter companion? I want. It's like that one anime of the guy taking care of a tiny cute mummy. I want a blob. Why cant I have that in my life?
I love imagining Hannah as an eldritch garden pixie for some reason. But more human. In both appearances and size.
Yes I know those arent roses but I'm not capable of drawing them. So here's an alternative flower. Also I apologize for the lighting.
Headcanons time!
- DreamXD uses he/him and it/its pronouns
- He looks like dream because it was made with dream's admin powers, he's a godly replica of his admin but with differences and similarities of course
- Protector gods exist for every admin but don't know eachother unless they meet or something
- So DreamXD knows of dream but dream doesn't know it knows him
- DreamXD can't have sugar or else all hell breaks loose
- He has a really big appetite for spicy food though
- It is also fluent in all languages including mobs
- He has a human form (his face is covered with the mask but underneath is a blindfold wrapped across like an X) and a blob form (he's a bobble head where his head is a floating orb and doesn't have fingers, kinda like hands with mittens)
- It's allergic to gogy's mushrooms though, only if it eats them
- Sociopathic yandere tendencies for gogy due to obsession-like love and curiosity, but is respectful and prefers to scare away instead of straight up kill
IM BACK WITH MORE
Love the art and love the headcanons!! Also funfact: the flower on Tommy's board is an anemone which is used to signify loneliness in a few cultures (well it's common for our neighbors idk abt other places) which is a callback to the exile arc.
Bench trio themed skateboards!
Help me find a fic
Okay so it's a Dream SMP multiverse/time travel fic that starts with Tommy or Tubbo in a kinda time loop and they try to fix things and they eventually realise that the other is doing it too.
Each chapter end with a numbered list of each timeline in the author notes.
They continue trying to get the Best Possible Outcome and sometimes only one of them is "awake" and then they find the best sequence of events that lets them play around with it a little.
Then they notice some other stuff happening that didn't happen in the original timeline and it turns out ConnorEatsPants is sometimes Awake too.
More people "wake up" and they start to end up in alternate timelines and universes and it gets revealed that the world tree is under maintenance by the gods so they've put everything in time loops and Tommy and Tubbo are the "pillars" keeping the SMP stable (which is why one or both of them are always "awake").
The "branch" of the tree they are on contains all the Minecraft stuff with Steve and Alex being the oldest and they are a part of an offshoot of which Aphmau is the oldest.
It gets explained that Dream will never "wake up" at risk of causing problems to the world tree (which has already happened to other universes and beloved media characters, like Billy and Mandy)
As they start crossing over a bunch all the characters become OP in different ways and there's a bunch of found family and fluff. Puffy gets a pocket dimension that she fills with ships of all kinds (like The Black Pearl and The Enterprise). Tommy and Tubbo both end up with a couple hundred copies of the real discs and love to use them to me with Dream. Tommy collects music and gets lots of fire and lightning powers. Tubbo impresses Batman.
At one point they end up in an Elevator that sends them to different places and times within the timelines and they basically just vibe and they meet Manhunt!Dream and help him out. They meet a Fundy and (someone else? Jack/Quackity) who try to warn them about something but get cut off when The Elevator leaves. They brush it off as a part of the canon timeline they'd interrupted.
After Ranboo shows up and wakes up (Tubbo feels weird about the whole marriage thing in the canon timeline) Dream eventfully find out about the time loops/dimension travel and hides messages in Ranboo's code for himself and he almost becomes a big problem for the world tree but they stop him when they realise, after which the God in charge of maintaining their branch pops by again to try and work out a solution and they suggest waking up Manhunt!Dream.
It works.
When Fundy wakes up some of the Older Crew randomly appear in front of him and he tries to warn them about Dream. He gets cut off.
If I had a nickel everytime the anarchist Technoblade helped a dictator blow up a country because they weren't in control anymore I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice
Idk why but Wilbur being angry and hurt at not getting a grave and Tommy being angry and hurt at getting a grave makes me feel some kind of way
/dsmp
I was wonder what Wilbur felt about not having a grave and how Tommy acted as if he liked the dead copy of himself (Ghostbur) more than him
*i mean to be fair who could hate ghostbur*
Do you think he felt forgotten, jealous, annoyed, or he just doesn't really care. I think I'm reading too much into it😂
So did Ranboo start in the Dream SMP by being revived by Dream?
Cus he only showed up after Dream got the revive book, right? And we KNOW that his enderwalk state was working with Dream, so maybe Ranboo died a long time ago and maybe the first thing Dream did with it was test it by bringing his once-ally back to life. Low risk, low reward.
Except it didn't work. Ranboo didn't remember anything. Maybe it'd been too long, or Dream hadn't gotten it right yet.
Which is why when he joined he tried to kill Ranboo. To "reset him" or something. Maybe this got rid of two of his canon lives, or maybe he died when Sam killed him because he was already living a borrowed life and he had less than none left at that point
I'm not super in the lore rn but this is how I imagine Sam for Ranboo in the prison:
Sam, trying to shove Ranboo through the door of the prison: I thought you wanted me to put you in the prison?
Ranboo, spreading his arms and legs over the doorway: not anymore!
Ranboo: I don't want to be in there!
Sam:
Sam: That's Too Bad! Get in the naughty box!
Ranboo: *feral screeching*
Sam: Oh My God! What's wrong with you? Stop struggling! Why can't you be more like Connor?
Connor:
Ranboo:
Connor: Sup
Michael Underscore-Beloved becomes a rapper. After a semi-successful rap career he decides he wants to start a band with the other kids of the SMP. He's the lead singer and guitarist, but sometimes he plays the drums when one of the others want to take the spotlight.
Michelle and Shroud put together most of the costumes with input from Finley and Junior (no Shroud you can't wear see through shorts). Michelle was the first to sing on her own and has done so the most apart from Michael. She can play the saxophone, the cello, the drums and guitar. Fans often ship her and Michael together which they both find hilarious.
Shroud usually has a new boyfriend or girlfriend each week, but his most recent boyfriend has lasted about two months so far.
Finley and Shroud are the main dancers, but they also sing sometimes. Finley sings more than Shroud but most often they sing together as backing vocals. Finley can play the flute.
Yoghurt does the lighting and sound and also puts together the music videos with help from Foolish Jr, their manager. Yoghurt is really insecure about their voice but when they did sing in a music video everyone loved it so they've been trying to gather the courage to do it again and eventually do so in front of a live audience.
Junior has never been in a music video because he isn't a good singer or dancer, but he does know how money works which the others (except Michelle) do not. He does interviews and everyone thinks he's really sweet because they can see how much he cares about the rest.
Their first album consisted of mostly Michael as lead because there others were still a bit unsure but there are a couple of duets mostly of Michael and Michelle or Michelle and Finley. Michelle and Finley both did solo songs and Finley's was one of those mainstream catchy pop songs and Michelle's was a country rock. Shroud was always backing and everyone expected him to stay that way, until one concert, when all the others left Shroud alone on stage with the piano that had been snuck on at some point during the last song. The crowd was confused until he started playing on it at which point they all collectively lost their minds.
They usually write the songs together as a group, though there are exceptions, such as Shroud's Song which he wrote for his dad (Tommy cried).
Ofc all their parents are proud of them, but Tubbo and Ranboo are more used to it and give Michael his independence (but they do wish he'd visit more) and Puffy is much the same. Tommy cries everytime they leave home to go on tour and has all their merch, initially he'd tried to go with them but Shroud told him it would be cringe and Tommy Innit is never cringe. Fundy always helps with sound and lighting when Yoghurt asks for it. Tommy calls him cringe and Fundy tells him to shut up because he cries whenever Shroud goes to the cornerstore. Foolish always makes a point to check in with his kids and niece whenever they end up working in the same servers.
If you were to ask the question
"Who would win if the Dream SMP CC fought their character's?"
The answer is always the character, except in some particular instances:
Wilbur
Schlatt
Jack Manifold
Technoblade
Now, I see some of you looking at that last one, and I've got to say: wait just a second, let me do the others first.
CC!Wilbur Soot is fucking crazy man. He would kill C!Wilbur with no hesitation and it wasn't even supposed to be a fight to the death. Sure C!Wilbur knows how to fight, sure he's a terrorist, but he's also weak as shit man. Fresh from the grave and about ten years older, he has so many problems with his body y'all. I bet he's got a limp. When he breathes it's wet. Sure both Wilbur's bones can snap like twigs, but CC has the advantage of being alive his whole life and wanting his C to suffer. C!Wilbur would hesitate and CC!Wilbur would not, and that makes all the difference.
CC!Schlatt has a gun. C!Schlatt stands no chance. Sorry bro.
Now. Here's the thing. This could actually go either way. C!Jack is easily intimidated, but so is CC!Jack. It all boils down to who can make the other back down first, the most likely outcome is a forfeit. As long as CC!Jack makes C!Jack believe he's a boxer he's won, however if any punches are thrown (though this is unlikely) C!Jack would best him.
CC!Techno would defeat Technoblade with the power of meta. We know for a fact that Technoblade is somewhat aware of the nature of his existence, though to what extent it is unclear. CC!Techno knows all of Technoblade weaknesses for he created them. All CC!Techno has to do is tell Technoblade he created him and without him he wouldn't even be a thought and if Technoblade strikes him down he shall cease to exist in all forms. If this doesn't work he can use his ultimate weapon: Floof.
Techno: *is being overwhelmed by the voices*
Phil: *shoves a potato in his mouth*
He looked up at them with a horrified gasp
"He's dying to see us."
"Well yeah, we know that. Otherwise he wouldn't be astral projecting to us or whatever it is."
He shook his head, "no- I mean- he's literally- he's dying."
OK so
Wilbur/Revivebur said he was alone for 9 years or whatever, which means there was no Schlatt, no MD, and no Tommy. But we saw Tommy talking to ask three of them when he died, so how can this be true? Well: personal afterlives.
If each afterlife is personal then they have to be constructed somehow, right? So what if they're made using expectations, hopes and fears. Personal afterlives mean all of the afterlife options can be true:
Revivebur was alone because he hates everyone and himself so he wants to be alone and thinks he deserves it. At first a relief it quickly became torture, but it had been established in his mind already that the afterlife is unchanging. His own personal hell, designed by himself, though subconsciously.
Tommy, having been told the afterlife is a big void by Ghostbur (who experienced Revivebur's afterlife until he split off as a ghost), gets exactly what he expects a big void holding all the dead people he knows. All of them act as he expects them to, Schlatt is drunk/asleep, MD is being a creature of chaos coming and going as he always does, and Wilbur is even more unstable than he was in Pogtopia (which gives me hope for a possible redemption arc, not much though as Tommy knows Wilbur better than anyone, and Revivebur probably has a "dream my beloved" locket)
Everyone knows Ghostbur's afterlife is happy and peaceful, just because Ghostbur and Revivebur rode the same train doesn't mean he got off on the same station. Ghostbur is in a flower field and all his friends are there and he's living his best death. Sometimes some friends aren't there and sometimes they are all different ages. Like Fundy might be a baby one day and an adult the next, Tommy is a toddler and then he's sixteen and then he's ten.
but they are always happy
Sometimes the real Mumza pops into her son's afterlife to check on him. Because she's death and she can enter any afterlife, but only if the person wants her there, which Revivebur Did Not (going off the assumption that Ghostbur + Revivebur = Wilbur/Alivebur).
Why doesn't she visit Tommy? Well, why would she? She doesn't know him, he doesn't know her. The only thing they have in common is that they view Wilbur as family.
Kinda implies Mumza was the train but we're not going to think about that too hard
Techno: Always treat people how they treat you, no matter what
Tubbo: ok [executes Techno]
Techno: how could you do this