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10 months ago

"Father! help me! I'm trapped under the sewing machine... why are you taking out your phone? FATHER, I AM SERIOUS ARE YOU F*****G KIDDING ME RN!?"

"Father! Help Me! I'm Trapped Under The Sewing Machine... Why Are You Taking Out Your Phone? FATHER,

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1 week ago

Sorry

Sorry I haven’t been posting much I’ve been busy doing ErRUNS…..

The new game I’m playing is kinda TWISTED

It kinda reminds me of Looney TOONS

Yes I’m completely hyper fixating on Dandy’s World :D


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4 years ago

If the short evil dude from shrek was a square...

Call that a farquaadrilateral


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1 year ago

Talking is so difficult!!! How do I know when the other person is done?? I interrupted my friend about 9 times in one bout of her talking bc I don't know when I can start talking. I wish everyone gave me little cue cards that told me when they were gonna be done so I can add in my little jokes.

I am the court jester and I keep accidentally interrupting the king's big speech and he is getting close to beheading me.


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