We all talk about what ethnicity the ninja would be irl, but what if they literally just had yellow skin.
Ninjago fandom: Zane is too pure for this world!!!
Me: Yessssssssss!
Me: Wait. We’re talking about the same nindroid who started a fistfight with a bunch of random guys, attacked talking snakes and skeletons, and when corrupted turned an entire realm into a dictatorship?
Fandom: ...yes.
Me: Oki!
Unreliable narrator except they’re not unreliable they’re straight up lying about everything and the other narrator has to keep correcting them.
Narrator 1: I’m telling you, they’re alive. It was just a little burn.
Narrator 2: They are not, in fact, alive. They jumped into an erupting volcano.
What do you think , if some people gathered together today and avoided corona for ten or more days while living somewhere off and telling stories to each other ( aka, Dekameron , Giovanni Boccaccio style ) what the hell would they talk / tell stories about ?
Bro how often does you tummy 💫wumble💫
do u think shino would listen to sadboy music on spotify. i think he'd love Joji's music LMAO
Henri De Toulouse Lautrec - Dévotion: les deux filles (1895)
Sweet slumber,
I shall not disturb.
Delicate,
Your dream, I pray,
That you long for me in them ;
That I appear to you,
Dear to your soul,
Found as a Man.
-aelenist
You know, I've been thinking a few things about Purple Guy in Fnaf. If you notice, we only see him in the minigames from the point of view of other animatronics (animatronics that have limited facial recognition) and you can see that he is always represented in purple (or even yellow on that car minigame) and we know from the books that he was once a security guard at one of Freddy Fazbear's pizzerias, more specifically the one from Fnaf 2 if I'm not mistaken. We can even see in one of his sprites what appears to be a badge
Which makes me think that at that moment Purple Guy was wearing the uniform of the pizzeria guards. Which apparently were purple. So I've been thinking, what if the animatronics attacked you for thinking you were Purple Guy? Again, we only saw Purple Guy from the point of view of the other animatronics (and Crying Child) then what if all the pizzeria guards wore purple uniforms similar to Purple Guy and the animatronics confused you with him. Because after all, the only thing the animatronics knew what to differentiate was the color of the uniform so they attacked you because they thought you were Purple Guy
I don't know, I just stopped to think about it and it turns out it might make a lot of sense. Or maybe I'm just going crazy