Malia: Are you having another depressive episode?
Stiles: A depressive episode?
Stiles: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
Stiles: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Derek: This is the most threatening way, I’ve ever been cheered up.
*loud thudding noise*
Derek, sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose: What was that?
Stiles: A box fell down the stairs.
Derek: That sounded a lot louder than just a box.
Stiles: Isaac was in it.
*the betas do something stupid and dangerous*
Stiles: I’m not mad, just disappointed
Derek: I’m mad.
Stiles: We need to get through this locked door. Jackson, give me your credit card.
Jackson: Here.
Stiles, pocketing it: Thanks. Boyd, kick down the door.
*at a zoo*
Isaac: What are they in for?
Derek: Isaac, this isn't prison.
Isaac: So they can leave?
Derek: No, but-
Isaac, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
Stiles: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
scott: stiles is missing. can you find him?
derek: what?? do you think i have him microchipped or something?
scott: well, do you?
derek: ..yeah, hang on
Stiles: *throws lamp at derek*
Derek: what the hell?!
Stiles: lighten the fuck up.
Derek: What did you do with the body?
Stiles: What didn’t I do with the body?
Derek:
Stiles: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
isaac: soo do you ever hear void stiles in your head anymore?
stiles: sometimes
isaac: what does he say
stiles: sometimes he makes plans to murder everyone within a ten foot radius. other times he reminds me to pick up bagels because derek likes bagels.
Stiles would tho
Priest: do you take this man as your husband?
Stiles: I scooby doobby doo
Derek: is it too early for divorce