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what billmos characters smell like
this relates directly to the conversation happening in the repo server right now and centaurivee might post a similar string of headcanons (👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻)
otis
- starting out strong with one of if not the most disgusting man here
- smells like whiskey that broke in the car and seeped into the seat and was also pissed on by a cat. and left in the sun for a month
- HEAVY b.o. and HEAVY alcohol smell and the lingering aura of rot
choptop
- not any better 💀 smells MORE like b.o. if that's even possible
- no alcohol involved but the rot and blood smell is also way stronger
- maybe a lil like dust too
luigi
- we're out of stinky man land for now 🤢 you know he's clean as fuck
- smells like cold jewelry, dryer sheets, and LOTS of cologne
- the blood smell is very cleverly covered up, but you can taste it on his skin
the magician
- cotton candy :(
- he smells like sugar and spice and everything nice and maybe a bit of shitty beer too
- he might be a lil sweaty but arent all carnies
mayor buckman
- unfortunately i think he's clean
- used to smell like gross cologne from the 1800s, leather, and sweat sometimes
- now only reeks of thick blood (all of them do)
buttercup
- HOW COULD I FORGET MY PRINCESS
- she is FLOWERS
- she's what men would think women smelled like if they'd never been near a woman and have only been told that girls like pink and cute
quinn
- tried to use a LOT of cologne to cover up the warm computer smell he radiates
- kind of worked
- smelled like burning metal and fire when going rogue (wiring damaged)
farmer sam
- smells like when you open an old box and get hit with vintage air from 1940
- also an undertone of dirt and sweat, but not in a bad way ! hes a busy man
- if you snuggle real close, you can smell some warm tea in his beard
mr suitcase because i love him
- clean :)
- metallic blood smell doesn't seem to stick to him even while he's the one bleeding
- smells like a freshly washed, still wet carpet
new character ! frank the snake dealer
- smells very strongly, but not too bad
- something that can only be described as spicy
- comes with the hot burn of something smoke-like in the back of your throat
the random guy from evil bong 💀
- weed.
- i said i'd add him if vee put the bartender from the first power in theirs
- he just smells like weed thats it i cannot IMAGINE he would smell like anything else 💀💀
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