unbothered character dialogue + prompts ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
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♡ “breathing air that you contaminate deeply unsettles me.”
♡ constantly putting their feet on their superior’s desk/table.
♡ “please remind me why you are relevant.”
♡ always commenting at the worst moment possible.
♡ “life was far more peaceful when i thought you were dead.”
♡ when someone is yelling at them, the character pulls out a book and just starts reading.
♡ “i gave my last fuck two decades ago, you’re going to need a time machine to find it.”
♡ sees a dead body and just sighs, turns around and goes to the breakfast diner across the street.
♡ “if he opens his mouth again i’m calling the cops for a noise disturbance.”
♡ has one hobby that they get really prickly about if people interrupt or make fun of it.
♡ “when did you finally decide to be helpful?”
♡ sees another character having a panic attack and asks them to quiet down so they can finish their crossword puzzle.
♡ “maybe if you were as tall as your ego you would have seen it.”
♡ other characters having to remind them to either pretend to care or not speak at all during important meetings/situations.
♡ “i could bring the heavens crashing down, remember that the next time you interrupt my coffee break.”
♡ being the key part of the team’s plan but will continuously sleep in.
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flirty or threatening? dialogue prompts
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“good god, you are a pain.” “then why are you even here?” “maybe i’m a masochist.”
“say that again i dare you.” “what are you going to do about it if i do?”
“your existence unnerves me.” “aw, i’m flattered.”
“hi honey.” “don’t honey me, you just threw a book at me!”
“huh, you know when you’re not scowling at me your eyes look a little more blue than green.”
“what if one day you wandered off a cliff?” “would you join me?”
“sometimes i feel like you want to get hit.” “by you? most certainly.”
“miss me?” “i had wondered where my headache went.”
“you are certainly interesting.” “is that a compliment or are you making fun of me?” “yes.”
“i’m not docile by any means.” “i’ve noticed, i notice everything about you.”
“i need help to bury a body.” “and you thought of me? aw.” “actually, i’m the only one that would miss you if you went to prison.” “you’d miss me?”
“i hate you!” “as long as you feel something towards me.”
“watch it!” “it’s cute how easy i can rile you up.”
“do you truly hate me?” “i wish that was possible.”
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oh my god they were quarantined—
hey guys! i figured, hey, we’re all stuck home, we all wanna read some quarantine fics, why not make some quarantine prompts? here’s a prompt for every day i’ve been locked in my house :))) enjoy !!
1. “Wanna go on a walk with me?”
2. “Six feet apart! At all times! What’s wrong with you!?”
3. “It’s allergies I swear—“
4. “Why don’t you go back to your own house before we get stuck together for a month.”
5. “I know a few ways we could keep busy...”
6. “I’ve cleaned this house twice in my life. Both times today. I’m going crazy.”
7. “Oh my god, that’s why there was no traffic near the train station.”
8. “I’m not coming over if you have it, asshole.”
9. “I’m gonna leave it on your doorstep, and then I can wave at you from my car.”
10. “Well if you can’t cook and I can’t cook and we can’t get takeout... how are we supposed to eat?”
11. “Hey I need to ask you a favor... so you know my massage class? It’s online now and I need a body to massage. Will you help me out?”
12. “Will you teach me how to do that? Now you can’t say no, because you don’t have any plans.”
13. “Are you actually going to help or are you just going to sit around going through my photo albums.”
14. “I didn’t MEAN to wake up at 3pm. It just happened.”
15. “I really miss you. How long has it been since I’ve seen you?”
16. “I can’t even storm off! Because I can’t leave this goddamn house!”
17. “Are you sure everything is gonna go back to normal?”
18. “I don’t know how you’re gonna get home. Delta just cut 80% of their flights.”
19. “Pornhub is giving away free premium right now you perv. Get away from me.”
20. “That’s a dangerous game to play if we’re gonna be stuck with each other for the next four weeks.”
21. “They just cancelled classes for the rest of the year.”
22. “Please call out today... I want you to stay with me. I’m scared you’re... I’m scared you might get it.”
23. “No no no no no, I’m not a nose swab person, I hate those fucking things.”
24. “D’you wanna, maybe, I dunno, facetime and have dinner with me later? A quarantine date?”
25. “Oh no, start getting out the dry food and the powder milk guys, it’s basically the apocalypse.”
26. “The news has been really freaking me out lately.”
27. “If I have to go on another walk, I think I might actually lose it.”
28. “Oh. I didn’t know other people lived in this building. I guess you learn things when you’re stuck in your apartment all day.”
29. “I desperately need a haircut. Will you try to cut it for me? Please?”
again, this can be used for anyone - close friends, s/o, crushes. please feel free to change pronouns as you see fit :)
A and B are benchmates, and by the end of the lecture, they've managed to become more than strangers, and people with common interests. They exchange numbers - "can I have your full name?" "sure, but why?" "I just like to store the full names of people's contacts that I'm going to save."
A has never eaten out with their new friend before, so they're pretty nervous because they eat differently? compared to the locals. "i'm sorry, but can I eat with my hands? I just feel more comfortable doing it." B just smiles kindly at A, and A immediately feels at home, despite being miles away from it. "of course you can, please be comfortable!"
A introduces their cuisine to B and B absolutely loves it. "I can't believe I've never had this before!" "do you like it?" " of course! this is easily one of the best meals I've had in my life". Then they both grin at each other and continue to spend the upcoming hours in the restaurant, smiling, chatting away and having a jolly time. (the restaurant people are nice because they don't get kicked out xD)
A teaches B how to eat food from their cuisine and B follows obediently. A is so impressed by B's efforts, just looks at B with a fond smile while B is busy trying to eat the food correctly. "am I doing this right? can I eat this with both hands?"
B invites A over to their place for Halloween and A is so pleasantly surprised, that they can't believe it. "You're inviting me over? really?" "of course! I'd love to have you over if you'd like to come!" A later gets to know that B themselves was a transfer student who went to another country to study, so they can understand the feelings of an international student. A was just so touched and couldn't stop smiling.
It's A's first Halloween and B watches them smile and get excited about everything with a fond look on their face. A turns to them, almost shy, "um, i- I didn't really bring any Halloween clothes," and B has to try really hard to hold in their laugh because A was just being really cute right now. "I can help with that," - B finds a pair of cute purple socks and a headband for A to wear and A's excitement lights up B's entire evening.
"so, do you invite people often?" you seem to be a really good host." B, surprised, "ah, thank you for saying that, but actually, no, I don't." A smiles at the answer and they continue watching the movie playing on the tv, a comfortable distance between them, feeling warm despite the cold winds outside.
B watches A order their usual and smiles at them, "hot chocolate as usual?". A nods, happy with their favourite drink in hand. "What are you getting?" B points to their plate, "oh, just a plate of strawberry cheesecake, I really like these." A makes a mental note of it.
At the cafe again, weeks later, after class, "one hot chocolate and one strawberry cheesecake please!" B just stares at A, dumbfounded, "you remember!" "of course I do!"
"do you want to talk? I don't want to go home just yet." A and B walk over to a bench on their campus and proceed to talk into the evening until A had to catch a bus back home.
A spots a duck upside down in a pond and immediately texts B (who's absent that day) - "uhh, a duck is upside down and I'm worried about it." A doesn't know but B was wheezing while texting back, " that's normal don't worry, it's just feeding." A lets out a breath of relief, "thank goodness! I haven't seen a lot of ducks in my hometown." "I can tell."
A and B compare their hand sizes, after which B holds A's (much smaller) hand. "your hands are so small, no wonder you get cold easily!" A just smiles happily and holds B's hand tighter.
A and B spend the whole day together and then can't stop thinking about it after. "is it weird that I'm grinning, still thinking about how fun today was?" "no, because I'm still thinking about it too."
hii ^^ can i pls ask for some accidental love confessions prompts, im struggling w a wip rn and could rlly use the help. tyyy 🥹🫶🏻
My apologies kiddo. I barely check my messages. I am also a boomer in using Tumblr. Also I know these aren’t a lot. But I’m doing my best.
Accidental Love Confessions
"YOU DRIVE ME INSANE!" "I drive you insane? PUHLEEZ." "Yeah, you do. You and your little pretty bow." "What?" "Fuck."
"GOD YOU MAKE ME SO MAD! AND YOUR LIPS! THEY LOOK WAY TO PRETTY TO BE LONELY!" "I'm sorry what-?"
"You're pretty..." "What was that?" " I SAID YOUR PETTY!"
"I hate the way you summon butterflies in my stomach." "That's cute <3" "YOU HEARD NOTHING!" "Yes, I did"
"How can one be so pretty?" "You said you would never like me—" "Exactly. Because I love you" "You do?" "Yes. Wait— this isn’t a dream? Shit."
"I want a kiss." "I can fulfill that." "WAIT—"
"Let’s forget I said that!" "But you said your chest flutters when I’m around…" "YES. But—"
Random Dialogue +Prompts
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"Let’s just clarify, I don’t like you," "you’re holding my hand," "T-That’s— different!"
"I hate myself," "I love you though…" "I hate myself a little less,"
"Stop smirking! We’re in the middle of an argument!"
"Could you stop playing the same song over and over again?!"
"You’re an asshole," "But you love me,"
"Are you crying—?" "NO," "Ok. Alright, you’re not crying. But let me at least hug you,"
"I don’t wanna sound possessive, but— remember, you’re not with that asshole anymore. You belong to me. Understand?"
"So this was all a set up? You weren’t really in a relationship?! AM I REALLY THAT BLIND???"
(They’re drunk) "I love you," "As in a friend right-?" "Bitch, what the fuck. We’re dating!"
"I don’t wanna talk about it," "Ok. If you’re not comfortable sharing. That’s okay, if you don’t want me to be clingy right now, that’s okay too,"
"Fuck this shit! This! This belongs to me! And only me!"
"I can’t believe you were with that person, for three years,"
"I love you," "You don’t need to say that every time we see each other," "I know. But, I’m scared that one day if I won’t, you’ll die without hearing me say I love you!"
"Stop hugging me," "I can’t hear you~" "If you don’t stop hugging me, I’ll make sure you won’t be able to use your hands again,"
"Awe~ are you angry? It seems like you’re angry," "Yeah I’m angry! You know why? Because of your stupid smile and stupid life intervened into mine!"
"Stop moving," "Why..? Oh—"
"Let’s just stop pretending we think of each other as friends,"
"Stop whispering into my ear!" "But— that’s my only way of seducing you!" "WHAAAAT?!"
"Sly fox, dumb bunny" "Hmm. More like, dumb fox, sly bunny,"
"What?" "What, what?" "You’re looking at me weird," "I’m not!" "Uh huh,"
"Uh— hehe, this an awkward situation. Isn’t it?"
"I love you, but, I’m not just going to ignore the fact that you’re trying to seduce me,"
"Now, where were we? Ah, yes. Lay down for me darling,"
"Stop looking at me like that!"
"I don’t want to be alone, don’t leave me!"
"Were you— just—" "NO, what made you think that!?"
"Get off of me"
"Stop breathing into my ear!"
"Why are you sweating?" "I— uh," "Need some help?" "Maybe?"
Fluffy Dialogue Sentence Starters
Warning ⚠️ there’s some mild intamcy at the end
"Is that my shirt?"
"Your cheeks are so cute!"
"Could you hold my hand? It’s for research purposes"
"Your hand is so small/big"
"You smell nice"
"I love you" "You mean it?" "Of course darling, you mean the world to me"
"Can I brush your hair?"
"Could you maybe— help zip up my dress/shirt?"
"I hate the summer! I’m so hot!" "You are— er— it is hot…"
"Don’t forget your coat, it’s cold outside"
"I love the way your hand feels on mine"
"You know you love me~"
"I got this pre ordered just for you"
"You look lovely darling"
"Why are you upset?" "You didn’t give me a kiss" "oh? Then, how about I fulfil that request right now?"
"Why are you looking at me like that?" "You— You just look so amazing, and I look as if I’ve underdressed"
"If I knew you were an amazing kisser, I would’ve asked you out sooner"
"Like it?" "Like it? I love it!"
"Have you been taking my favorite shirts?!" "Uhm. Maybe?"
"Allow me"
"You are just so fine!"
"May I have this first dance?"
"Could you please let me make the first move! Just this once?"
"Oh! Uh— you like the way I kiss you?!"
Drunk Dialogue Sentence Starters
"Well, hello beautiful~"
"Could youuu hold myy duck?" "Do you mean glass—?" "Yes yes, of course, have another glass"
"Get off of me, you reek of alcohol"
"Was your voice alway this angelic?"
"Wanna hear a joke?" "No" "Who’s there?" "What?" "You’re supposed to sayyy knock knock!" "That’s not how it goes!"
"NoOoOoOo! Give me back my glass! I won fair and square!"
"I can handle my liquor" 2 minutes later "Why does my hand taste like chocolateee?"
"You look lonleyyyy~" "Mhm, and I prefer it that way"
"Pour me another glass, Sherman" "No, you’re too drunk! And for GODS SAKE MY NAME’S [ych]!"
I know there aren’t a lot for this prompt, but bare with me 🤡
Confession Dialogue Sentence Starters
"Why are you doing this?" "Because I love you"
"We can’t stay friends, because my feelings for you— they keep growing every single day"
"STOP BEING SO GODDMAN CUTE!" "You think I’m cute—?!" "Goddammit, me and my big mouth"
"Please kiss me," "what—?" "You heard me"
"Will you go out with me?"
"You’re gorgeous"
"Be mine?"
"I know we just did that to make my ex jealous, but uh, hehe, I’ve fallen for you. Literally"
"If you go out with me, I’ll do my best to make every wish of yours come true"
"Go out with me" "for a hundred bucks" *pulls out a hundred bucks*
"Let’s stop pretending we don’t have feelings for each other"
Nsfw Dialogue Sentence Prompts
"You know I like it when you’re on your knees"
"Either I join you, or I watch you"
"We shouldn’t be doing this! Especially since—" "Shh, we’re going to get caught, I suggest you keep those moans inside"
"Stop biting your lip, that’s my role"
"I’ll give you the best night ever, if you make me feel good"
"Were you— touching yourself just now?"
"Once I’m done with you, you won’t even be able to walk tomorrow"
"I’m going to make you forget [name]"
"You like that? Good, now put on a show"
"I can hear your moans from inside the bathroom"
"Awe, I guess you’re really cute when you’re senseless"
"Stop! Please," "Please, what? Please you, prince/princess/your highness?"
"If you keep making those fake moans, In just about a minute we’re going to hear some real ones"
Hurt/Comfort Dialogue
Some of these are found all over tumblr. And my apologies for not posting.
"Hey- no, no. It’s okay, cry it all out. I’m here for you"
"I’ll stay by your side for the whole time" "Promise?" "Of course darling, Promise"
"When’s the last time you actually slept?"
"Just breathe, it’ll be over soon"
"Everything will feel that it’s not okay, but— don’t forget, you’re not alone this time"
"I’m sorry—" "No, don’t be sorry. It’s not your fault"
"I’m here, and will be by your side"
"You can’t hide that fever from me"
"You’re safe now"
"Calm down, you’re burning up"
"I’m open for hugs, whenever you need them!"
"I know it hurts, but just hold on a little longer!"
"Let me take care of you this time"
"Stop pretending that you’re fine! You need first aid!"
"You’ve always been there for me, now, it’s my turn to be there for you"
"Why?" "Because you mean the world to me,"
"Listen to me! Fuck what they think! Because you are perfect! You hear me?"
"You’re not useless"
"Take these meds, they’ll help"
"I’m not leaving, okay?"
“Don’t pretend you’re okay. Please, don’t lie to me, because I know you’re not okay!"
Prompts
Making them warm soup, and taking care of them, as if they were glass
Asking them every two minutes if they need something
Holding their hand once the pain becomes unbearable
After a long day they’re burnt out, and finds their partner making dinner for them both
Treating to their partner/friend’s wounds
Giving them meds for the pain
Refusing to leave because you can see past them, and knowing they’re sick
Pretending to be fine after a small incident, and their partner/friend asks them what’s wrong, which flips the switch and they can’t stop crying. And eventually tell their partner/friend about it
Going out to buy their favourite snacks
Giving the other hugs
Not letting go of the others hand
Cute/Romantic OTP prompts
(Not necessarily intimacy)
Random Ideas 💡:
Person A just took a shower and person B dries their hair, (with a blow dryer or towel)
Comforting each other when times are hard
Building a pillow fort through a thunderstorm/or just really heavy rain fall
Person A usually being the most immune to fevers is stuck with the flu, and Person B doing their best to keep the temperature down. (Bonus if Person B is a worry wart/or starts panicking in every situation)
Holding hands, fingers intervened. And not letting the other one go
Person A wanting to hug Person B, but they’re scared because they feel possessive
The other becoming clingy the moment the other leaves. Even if it’s only an inch away
Having a movie marathon but one of them is physically unable to stay awake after ten
Person A who’s usually the more "tough" type of person, becomes terrified at the sight of seeing a (bug/rat/mouse/or any tiny creature that is capable of giving the heebie jeebies)
In the kitchen baking a cake, but one of them accidentally caused a fire
It’s karaoke night, and both of them are singing at the top of their lungs, knowing that neither of them can hold a tune, but are having fun either way
I’ll make a bigger prompt list soon🍿