The rest of this might be a joke, but I have actually traded for and own six souls. Not sure what that means in the long run, but it happened.
in high school one of my best friends and I somehow started a running joke that he was a disgraced god sent to live as a human for Many lifetimes as punishment for some misdeed and that I was sent to keep an eye on him and every time we die we remember everything but this lifetime we accidentally remembered and this joke has gone on for years.
Last week he introduced me at a party to a guy he’s dating as the being sent to monitor him in his Earthly banishment.
So we really never do Stop Being Like That do we
Actual conversation
Me: You would fall in love with the antichrist
JT: I fucking might
This is amazing, and you can't tell me otherwise.
don’t talk to me unless your otp is an alien cyborg and a cat-person
Me: [breaking through the window] HE WAS BIG AND STRONG, IN HIS EYES A FLAMING GLOW
Kid: Dad can I have a bedtime story?
Me: Sure thing.
Me: *puts on music*
Me: There lived a certain man in Russia long ago…