Gortash - Blog Posts
Baldur's Gate 3 has me in its unrelenting grip. I am obsessed.
Especially with the problematic king himself, Enver Gortash.
I love him. I want him as a romance option for both Durge and Tav. I want my Durge to reunite with the lover she can't remember. I want Tav to drag that man kicking and screaming through his redemption arc.
Tavtash is definitely my preference out of the two. Because god forbid I just have a normal ship with an abundance of fic. No, of course not. My dumbass has to go running for a rare pair.
And on that note, I really need fic writers to remember that Durge is not Tav!! They are not the same. Durge can be evil or good. Tav can also be evil or good. But they are fundamentally different characters regardless of how you play or write them.
So, please, please please please stop using Tavtash tags for Durgetash. I keep getting so excited that there's finally another piece of Tavtash content, only to find that it's actually Durge.
I like Durge, and I like Durgetash, and I will still enjoy Durgetash content. But y'all are getting my hopes up and then crushing them. So please stop using Tavtash tags for Durgetash content.
gortmit :}
my game keeps on lagging everytime gortash is on screen so i've come to pitch an idea:
The Polygonal Gort™
Your average meeting of the Dead Three
I think I talked too much about just how grossly they kiss but did not make it clear enough. Right in front of Ketheric's salad, too.
who would know your husband better than his evil ex that lives in your living room?
this is a comic about a little au ive got where after the netherbrain is handled, durge finds gortash's body and resurrects him to give him another chance and "fix him" like how dying made durge a better person.
gortash has no choice but to live with some weirdo wizard and his old friend who changed so much that enver can barely recognize him.
someone please draw gortash as a cat right now.
shoutout to this lady in sorcerous sundries that named her cat lord pawtash btw
I'm going to pretend this is canon and no one can stop me
Also this gets 10 times funnier if you think Durge and Gortash were dating and Ketheric was the third wheel. Durge and Gortash are unsubtly flirting with each other and Ketheric is trying to keep them on the topic of the Absolute
Myrkul is the third wheel of the Dead Three, and you can not change my mind.
Bane and Bhaal hate each other so much, and Myrkul's just there like
"I hate both of you"
and the other two are just busy yelling at one another
I swear Bane and Bhaal are exs, and Myrkul has to now deal with this eternal falling out
I know it's technically about how Bane got the most power and Bhaal is jealous blah blah blah, but this is funnier
They are divorced, your honor
And Myrkul is just there, sick of it
