The Dead Three - Blog Posts
Your average meeting of the Dead Three
I think I talked too much about just how grossly they kiss but did not make it clear enough. Right in front of Ketheric's salad, too.
I'm going to pretend this is canon and no one can stop me
Also this gets 10 times funnier if you think Durge and Gortash were dating and Ketheric was the third wheel. Durge and Gortash are unsubtly flirting with each other and Ketheric is trying to keep them on the topic of the Absolute
Myrkul is the third wheel of the Dead Three, and you can not change my mind.
Bane and Bhaal hate each other so much, and Myrkul's just there like
"I hate both of you"
and the other two are just busy yelling at one another
I swear Bane and Bhaal are exs, and Myrkul has to now deal with this eternal falling out
I know it's technically about how Bane got the most power and Bhaal is jealous blah blah blah, but this is funnier
They are divorced, your honor
And Myrkul is just there, sick of it