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A meme with terrible quality that I made for my friend

Carmen Sandiego spoilers without context

Player: WHAT THE F*CK JUST HAPPENED TO U GUYS AT 3 A.M!?

3 A.M ON SATURDAY

Baby Sammy: *Cries at 12 p.m until now*

Dex Jr.: *summoning Bloody Mary* BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY!

Finnegan: *sleepbiting Dash*

Zack & Dash: *yowling like nuts*

Sammy: Goo…

Gray:

Carmen:

Dex Jr.: U can’t survive one night with my cousins and me!

Player: Meh, I can!

12 P.M

Dex Jr.: *summons Bloody Mary* BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY!

Baby: *hunger crying*

Carmen: *tries to feed him* Don’t cry Sammy, mommy’s here!

Gray: *stroking his belly* Calm down sweetie! *turns to Dex* Just shut up!!

Player: *screams* PLEAAAAASE STOP! *call his mom* Mom, I wanna go home right away. AND I’M NEEDING A MENTAL TREATMENT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Sheena: I had your dad!

Dex Jr.: Are you pulling my leg? My dad’s right here talking jokes with my cousin and bros!

Sheena: *trembles* Then who’s there staring at my daughter and me?

Dex Jr.: Uh oh, you had my uncle. Be careful, he’s a ghost so he might jumpscare you somewhere! *laughs his ass off*

Carmen: *in the background* It’s Halloween so you’re free, dad. But please don’t freak my friends and husband out, ok?

Dex Sr.: *also in the background* C’mon my li’l pup! Scarin’ people who once hurt you is fun!

VN cop: *talking Vietnamese* Ê xin lỗi nhưng chúng mầy giải thích cho anh đc ko?

Gray: Uhh, what the heck he’s saying? I don’t understand!

Zack: *just adapted to Vietnamese* Ờ, anh ơi anh, giải thích cái gì í ạ?

VN cop: *still talking Vietnamese, but to Neal and Dash* Ý anh là mấy đứa đi buôn người hay sao mà trẻ con người lớn nhồi hết vào cốp xe thế hả????

Antonio: *gulps* Uh oh… he thought those amigos were trafficking us!

VN cop: *switches language to English* Well, just eat up and talk… You weirdos were starved for three days.