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Player: WHAT THE F*CK JUST HAPPENED TO U GUYS AT 3 A.M!?

3 A.M ON SATURDAY

Baby Sammy: *Cries at 12 p.m until now*

Dex Jr.: *summoning Bloody Mary* BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY!

Finnegan: *sleepbiting Dash*

Zack & Dash: *yowling like nuts*

Sammy: Goo…

Gray:

Carmen:

This is what Carmen and Gray will literally do!!!

Dex Jr.: U can’t survive one night with my cousins and me!

Player: Meh, I can!

12 P.M

Dex Jr.: *summons Bloody Mary* BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY!

Baby: *hunger crying*

Carmen: *tries to feed him* Don’t cry Sammy, mommy’s here!

Gray: *stroking his belly* Calm down sweetie! *turns to Dex* Just shut up!!

Player: *screams* PLEAAAAASE STOP! *call his mom* Mom, I wanna go home right away. AND I’M NEEDING A MENTAL TREATMENT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Zack: *sleepscreaming* AAAAAAAAA!! Leave me alone! I can’t take it anymore!!!

Dex: *screeching as small as he can* It’s only 1 in the morning, dumbass! Quiet!

Sammy: *Cries*

Dash: Uhhhh, Carm!? I think the kid’s up!

Carmen & Gray: *Frowns* Punish time…