Grunkle Stan - Blog Posts
ok i just had a thought remember how in the journal (that i now have by the way im so excited and happy to have it oh my GO) ford said he had a picture of nikola tesla yeah what if he had that during his sea grunk era stan: [looking at a picture of the twins] man i cant wait for summer to see them again. what great kids. i wonder what they're doing right no- ford: [looking at a picture of nikola tesla, a few feet away from stan] siigh. tesla. such a great man. i could only dream of being as smart as him. i swear ill catch that anomaly for you tesla. i shall avenge your memory stan: shut the fuck up ford nobody cares
you think they were banging on the down low though
me fighting my conscience for the 3894th day in a row to not draw sexy stan for. whatever reason
i. i just wanted to draw stan in a dress he looks like a hooker. i think that means im doing it right
dude i even like ford more than stan i think but i saw a post the other day about he/her stan and how he would think he was hot if he wore a dress and i?? need to draw this?? like now??
you know i had to draw that evil stan twins au i talked about... also heres the bloody versions so trigger warning for that??
the last episode of gravity falls but before bill dies stan says "bill cipher? i hardly know er" and then he fucking dies
for some reason i feel compelled to draw stan drowning. i want him to drown. very dramatically might i add.
glub glub
they are so immensely scuffed bill stop mocking me i cant draw with a mouse ok
i need evil stan twins and i need it now not stan twins teaming up with bill. not reverse au or whatever it was. not whatever kind of evil stanley already kind of is. i want these two bastards to want to watch the world burn for absolutely no reason other than to watch it burn while also still wanting bill dead. theres no motivation or reason or anything they're just evil. is that so much to ask (yes it is) im picturing like. they both get hit with the weirdness wave or whatever during weirdmageddon and it just brings out the worst parts of both of them (like the WORST worst parts and probably also really exaggerated. like not just "oh stanleys greedy" or "oh fords really arrogant" no its like stanley is willing to do ANYTHING for his own gain, and ford would try to take down everything and everyone who's above him so he can be on top, including bill) until it's reversed somehow. you know what i mean??
heres stan wearing a bi pride shirt my dad owns. because why not. the anatomy is jacked up and so is the heart but thats okay i guess.
oh you guys seemed to like the other stan post i made so. heres this i also did a few days ago
just some shading practice i guess
sorry i forgot tumblr existed also im obsessed with gravity falls now. happy birthday to these bastards
In the Gravity Falls fandom, I’ve come across many posts comparing Ford to an owl, or jokingly calling him one. I haven’t yet seen any other characters get this treatment outside Monster Falls AUs, and wondered what their counterparts would be, especially Stan.
After thinking it over, I propose that Stan is a crow.
Crows, at least in Western culture, get a bad reputation. They’re considered thieves and tricksters, known for stealing shiny things. Long-held superstitions claim crows are bringers of bad luck. They’re often an unwelcome sight to humans.
But behind the notoriety, crows are highly intelligent. They’re among the less than 1% of animal species that have been observed to use tools. Studies show crows can successfully solve multi-step problems and puzzle boxes. They can remember human faces, and communicate that knowledge to other members of their groups. Crows hold grudges for years, and will sometimes attack people their groups deem dangerous. They’re fiercely loyal to their family members. Who does that sound like?
In other words, they’re not what they seem - a perfect match for Stan!
I am a very lucky person (and a collector who is obsessed with Gravity Falls)
this is the story of a man named stanley 🔄
Author of the Fanfics pt 1 | 2
Stan would definitely binge watch Bridgerton in a week and is one of the top rated fanfic authors in the fandom
I drew Ford in an uncharacteristic appearance for him. It's Stan's turn .. Hippy and Stan. It sounds clearly something contradictory, judging by the way he treated them in the cartoon
So, for the sake of interest, I edited one old work of 2020 ...
As you might have noticed, I changed some details ...A red shirt would be very suitable for Ford
Every time I listen to harpy hare, it reminds me of the stan twins and mystery twins relationship..
I had a dumb au I made with my friend and it's called the elements au in which in every universe a version of the elements of harmony exist and the Zodiac symbol is gravity falls version of it. Besides the six elements there are 4 more elements for the rest of the four on the Zodiac wheel.
Magic= Ford.
Loyalty= Stan.
Generosity= Dipper.
Laughter= Mabel.
Kindness= Soos.
Honesty= Wendy.
Forgiveness= Pacifica.
Invention= Mcgucket.
Change=Gideon.
Boundaries=Robbie.
Here's art I did of the rockruff! stan twins. Supriseingly it was hard to draw these two as rockruffs lol.
Here's my entry for forduary week 4! Switching identities! Here is ford and stan wearing eachothers clothing! Also this my first time designing stan. He's a dusk form lycanroc.
Uh here's some doodles of the rockruff! stan twins I did of my GF pokemon au!.. I promise I'll start working on the rest of forduary..I was just busy last week unfortunately oof..
You know after bills defeat all I can imagine is the whole gravity falls crew doing the California dance around bills statue and its making me Crack up lol.
A little thing me and my friend came up with lol. I came up with the idea and they made it :] (art is not mine)
the scene where he dropped the acid into his foot and yelled some of his kid-friendly-swears and then said "wait, i am alone! i can swear for real! SON OF A-" and then got cut off was peak comedy just for that reason
I like the implication that, in the show, Stan really is perfectly capable of using Real People Swears. Like, he isn’t cosmically constrained by the reality of existing in a kids’ tv show. Instead, for some reason he decided that despite exposing the twins to everything from counterfeiting money to lying to federal agents to a Literal Actual Cosmic Demon God Thing, he’s going to be a good influence in one (1) specific arena and not swear in front of the kids. Like buddy I think it might be too late to pretend to be a responsible adult. The least you can do is teach Dipper every single swear word you know. He deserves it.
Gravity Falls Title Sequence
Okay, so I don't know if anyone's talked about this yet, but while watching Gravity Falls I noticed something about the title sequence. The first few times I saw the part where Dipper is pointing out that huge footprint to Grunkle Stan I merely thought that the three Pines were going on a monster hunt and were tracking some sort of monster. You know, family fun time. When it became evident that Grunkle Stan 'didn't believe' about the supernatural stuff the scene became rather sad, as I then realised Dipper was trying his best to prove the supernaturals' existence to Grunkle Stan. The poor little noodle would probably take Grunkle Stan out on one of his and Mabel's explorations in the woods to prove that he wasn't merely a child making it all up. Then it was revealed that Grunkle Stan had known about the supernatural all along, and it all became clear to me. Grunkle Stan was merely pretending that he didn't know what Dipper and Mabel were talking about (you know, in order to protect them), but while he stood there putting on an air of scepticism for the kids, he was actually wondering what type of creature had made the footprint, and whether or not he needed to get his two kids out of there before it all went pear-shaped.
From the very beginning Alex has been hinting at Grunkle Stan's true persona, and it's simply amazing to see it all unfold and reveal it's true form.
